Be me

>be me
>5
>go to kindergarten
>it's cool
>kid sees me
>some chad named Luke
>asshat
>bullies me
>gets me angry
>Makes my life hell
>no tards in this school
>get shrink
>she's cool
>does nothing
>doesn't understand the situation
>finds out I have ad/hd
>next year
>new chad
>Logan
>same thing
>I get anger issues
>downwardspiral.wav
>get in trouble a lot
>more shrink
>she tries to help
>does nothing
>both chads bullying me
>fast forward to 3rd grade
>grandma gets amazing idea
>tries to bring shit to big teacher board
>next year has to get transferred to half tard school
>go there nextnyear
>it's fucking hell on earth
>actual autists and tards
>I have many stories for 2 years of tards, if this gets a lot of attention I'll post them
>big things durring this time
>get actual sychologist
>learns that I'm getting extorted to make tards and tard school look better (I'm above average in school)
>whytakecareoftardswhencanjusttakeaveragekidtosavemoney.jpeg
>go to middle school
>in first year everyone realises I shouldn't be in tard class
>normal classes
>normal friends
>life good again
>meet up with dickhead chads for bloody revenge
>they stopped being dicks
>don't feel like ruining them now
>become friends with chads
>tell them my many stories

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my name is Luke, sorry for bullying you, ya freak

be me
5
go to kindergarten
it's cool
kid sees me
some chad named Luke
asshat
bullies me
gets me angry
Makes my life hell
no tards in this school
get shrink
she's cool
does nothing
doesn't understand the situation
finds out I have ad/hd
next year
new chad
Logan
same thing
I get anger issues
downwardspiral.wav
get in trouble a lot
more shrink
she tries to help
does nothing
both chads bullying me
fast forward to 3rd grade
grandma gets amazing idea
tries to bring shit to big teacher board
next year has to get transferred to half tard school
go there nextnyear
it's fucking hell on earth
actual autists and tards
I have many stories for 2 years of tards, if this gets a lot of attention I'll post them
big things durring this time
get actual sychologist
learns that I'm getting extorted to make tards and tard school look better (I'm above average in school)
whytakecareoftardswhencanjusttakeaveragekidtosavemoney.jpeg
go to middle school
in first year everyone realises I shouldn't be in tard class
normal classes
normal friends
life good again
meet up with dickhead chads for bloody revenge
they stopped being dicks
don't feel like ruining them now
become friends with chads
tell them my many stories

He's quoting me

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be me
5
go to kindergarten
it's cool
kid sees me
some chad named Luke
asshat
bullies me
gets me angry
Makes my life hell
no tards in this school
get shrink
she's cool
does nothing
doesn't understand the situation
finds out I have ad/hd
next year
new chad
Logan
same thing
I get anger issues
downwardspiral.wav
get in trouble a lot
more shrink
she tries to help
does nothing
both chads bullying me
fast forward to 3rd grade
grandma gets amazing idea
tries to bring shit to big teacher board
next year has to get transferred to half tard school
go there nextnyear
it's fucking hell on earth
actual autists and tards
I have many stories for 2 years of tards, if this gets a lot of attention I'll post them
big things durring this time
get actual sychologist
learns that I'm getting extorted to make tards and tard school look better (I'm above average in school)
whytakecareoftardswhencanjusttakeaveragekidtosavemoney.jpeg
go to middle school
in first year everyone realises I shouldn't be in tard class
normal classes
normal friends
life good again
meet up with dickhead chads for bloody revenge
they stopped being dicks
don't feel like ruining them now
become friends with chads
tell them my many stories

he's also quoting me

thank you for clarifying and sorry for bullying you, faggot

you sure about that

fucking hell I bullied a lot of people, sorry guys )):

Get sniped

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it's almost as if you could copy paste my post

who are you replying to?

sorry, kinda new to Jow Forums, it was to the 2 guys saying I was quoting them

>it was to the 2 guys saying I was quoting them
yes, they certainly are mean buggers aren't they? pay no mind to either of them.

but yea, I got enough tard stories to last a lifetime.

for instance, the time a tard escaped the room durring class and got out of the building, through the city, and eventualy, the cos caught up with him on a bridge. fyi, the school and the bridge in question were several miles apart.

oh hello there

>some chad named Luke
>bullies me
You as well?

what the fuck lads I’m sorry
what is it about luke that bullies sissy faggots like you

He is the only GigaChad in the world.

wrong country

no shit, fucking hell you really are new aren’t you
actually no you’re new AND underaged, gtfo my secret online club normalfaget le reeeee

nooo don't tell him that

I meant that I live in America, and the Luke I knew also lived in America, not the UK.

>if this gets a lot of attention
boo

also, you unironically used "le" in a scentance. And I'm the under-aged one apparently.

really? for a second I couldn't tell it was a troll! thank you for pointing that out OP!

Op is literal faggot that gets bullied by the Giga Chad Luke and befriends tards.

I had to befriend the tards or else I would get a chair thrown at me
What would you do if forced into that scenario

Dude I was part in classes with nigger tards and never befriended them. What some shitlib would be on your ass?

>be me
>5
>go to kindergarten
>get shrink
>doesn't understand the situation
>next year
>new shrink
>Logan
>fast forward to 3rd grade
>grandma gets amazing idea
>next year has to get transferred to half tard school
>life good again
>tell them my many stories

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>be me
>5
>go to kindergarten
>it's cool
>I see kid
>some faggot named OP
>nigger
>bullies him
>gets angry
>Makes his life hell
>no tards in this school
>He mets /befriends a girl
>does nothing
>doesn't understand the situation
> he finds out that he has ad/hd
>next year
> he mets a my bro
>Logan
>same thing
>He get anger issues like a faggot
>downwardspiral.wav
> he get in trouble a lot
>more nigger
>she tries to help
>does nothing
>both me and bro bullying Op
>fast forward to 3rd grade
> OP's grandma gets amazing idea
>tries to bring shit to big teacher board
>next year he gets transferred to half tard school
>goes there nextnyear
>it's fucking hell on earth
>actual autists and tards
>meet OP again
>He still a faggot

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>be grandma
>go to kindergarten
>get shrink

there was this one guy, think a nigtard but white. I got his approval and never had to worry about a kid throwing a tantrum and throwing desks at my direction. It happened once, and the white nigtard started going to town on him.

no collateral damage after that for fear of alpha tard

yea something like that

It's ironic that the most "chad" kids you met are retards and autists.