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lets do a military roleplay bois

this thread is for military roleplay use >greentext if you want to run or do somethign. dont use greentext when your talking in the roleplay

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>gives salute to every high ranking military guy

>peers out from trenches
>sees on the other side of no man's land

>be me
>commander
>command a well organised battalion
>See town
>I command my soldiers to move to the town
>raid the city
>shooting civilians
> sent women and children to be shot
>capture the males
>raid the hospital
> slaughter everyone in it
>steal the medicine
>burn the hospital down
>burn the whole town down
>March into the open fields
>order my soldiers to slaughter the males
>every is slaughtered
>command my troops to make a rest
>move forward

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>be me be sapper
>digs trench

>be me
>polish soldier
>sleep in trenches
>eat kielbasa
>have no gf
>might die tomorrow
>but at least I can enjoy my sausage in this short time of peace

Commander can we have vehicle support?

who are any of you quoting

I'm quoting the voice in my head which can be heard only by non-NPCs

Skilled soldiers will ride on the tanks you private faggot will walk.

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nobody at all can hear the voice in your head though, only you

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Because I'm the only non-npc in this world

>be me
>commander
>See some faggot
Somebody shoot his faggot before he will.

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yes sir

>takes out rifile

>finds out its out of ammo

shit

>This

Crab a fucking knife and throw at his head like I taught you.

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>meanwhile at the enemy base

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cringe frogposter

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>be me

>enemy soilder from the soviet union

>launches raid on your base

>me and some comrades wait outside the base waiting to strike

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>be me
>security guard for the military
>notices you attacking
>starts firing gun
>pulls the alarm and waits for reinforcments

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>be me
>commander of a military faction
>called by the raided town to help them out in return for lots of money
>agree
>sends out troops to attack the raiders
>smugpepe.jpeg

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>be me
>commander
>pull out my gun
>shoot you
>infantry on their positions
>vehicle on behind the infantry.

>be me
>commander
>informed by my sergeant about the invaders
Sent out mortar team and snipers to support the mortar team.
>le happy pepe.

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>be me
>part of the soviet union
>hears alarm going off
>grabs guns with my comrades
>exits bunker
>shoots wheel of vehicle
>finds and knee caps you with my gun
>takes you hostage for interview

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>be me
>commander
>takes the hidden grenade in my pocket
>waits for the right moment
>waiting for you to ask me questions

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I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

>Launch a tactical McNuke at this fag

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one question please
who, exactly, are you all quoting??

>be me
>the one who captured you
>sends in a prisoner in to ask the questions instead of me doing it in person
>prisoner asks about what country you work for and who sent you
>wdyd?

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>looks at the prisoner
>smiles
There is no sense asking me questions
My special battalion will soon break all of your lines and liberate me and soon your capital will soon fall into my hands...
>spits at the table.
>Guns shots heared far away
>me smile.
If you want to join me you're welcome

>prisoner joins you
>you escape
>alarms are heard
>you call reinforcments to pick you and the prisoner up from the bunker before you`re shot

>ALL OF YOU
>BE FAGGOTS
>BE NIGGERS
>BE GAY
>DIE

>BE ME
>BE ROMANIAN
>BE SWAG
>BE BASED
>KILL ALL OF YOU
>EPIC WIN
LOL!

>be me
>commander
>greeted by my staff sergeant
>informs me about my army on the other sides
>order my 2nd battalion to raid the prison
>order my 3nd battalion to raid Bucharest
>Be with my battalion order them to prepare the artillery and order the foot troops to get on their positions

>raid failed

>Raid was successful
>Their mom's fucked
>1 hour later the capital fall into my hands
>massacred everyone who lived there
> THE END.

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>be me
>glorious hussar of poland stronk
>see ottomans in hungary
>E N E M Y S P O T T E D.jpeg