I’m seeing a lot of threads but I ain’t seeing anything good.
So good morning to my American friends! Ready to ass-blast some Yuropoors today?
I’m seeing a lot of threads but I ain’t seeing anything good
Jonathan Barnes
Hunter Johnson
Anthony Morales
>be shot
Isaac Cox
That’s right Waffle, feel the pain as I microwave my water!
I will check these trips, but don’t think that lets you off the hook
>get stabbed by a spoon handle
>government takes away spoons
Blake Nguyen
>be American
>give your gun to your child to play with
>get shot.
Blow it in your ass gentleman.
Jace Price
>tfw you wake up in America
Sometimes I feel bad for those yuropoors having to wake up every morning in their rainy little countries. I'd be butthurt too if I lived in Yuropoorland
Andrew Sanders
>be English
>get bombed by the IRA
Another day spent in glorious America is another day of winning, my friend.
Andrew Jenkins
>tfw born on the greatest fucking country on God's blue earth
>I'm still a fuck up
Duke, how do I become a reel man?
Bentley Rodriguez
>be American
>be our failed abortion.
Angel Wood
theguardian.com
>be british
>lose to our spic dumping ground with two-thirds your population
Sebastian Garcia
Set a goal for yourself that you can work towards every day. It can be something small like keeping your room clean every day or it can be something big like wanting to run a 6 minute mile.
Keep working towards that and you'll start to feel better about yourself and hopefully have the confidence to go do better things.
>be English
>teach your sons to lose to farmers with makeshift weapons
Ethan Harris
>be American
>have an advanced army
>lose to the ching Chong farmers
Ethan Edwards
>letting yuros live in your head rent free
why do dukeposters do this
Asher Morris
What's your problem with Europe? They created the USA you fucking retard
Ryan Wright
>be english
>have your tea dumped by your colonists disguised as native americans
It's country banter lads, it's all in good fun.
Brayden Morgan
But I'm a cunt
Sebastian Howard
YOU SUCK FUCKING DICKKKKKK DUKE SHITEM YOU SUCK FUCKING DICKKKKKKKKKK YOU SUTTPID FUCKING NIGERRRRRRR I HATE YOU SO MUCHHHH YOU PROPAGATE ASMERICANISM LIKE A DOUCHEBAG NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT IDIOT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Austin Thomas
saged
Adrian Fisher
>Be American
>fight in Powder River Indian War
>gets owned.
Austin Reyes
I'll give you that much.
>be Romanian
>perpetually suck Russia off
Jackson Phillips
>be American
>honor Jim Bridger
>be English
>forget Benedict Arnold
Jayden White
>be British
>burn white house.
>Mfw
Jonathan Perry
>BE AMERICUNT
IMAGINE BEING BORN IN THIS UNIVERSE AND ONLY AS A DARK CREATURE TO PROPAGATE AMERICANISM AND UNDERMINE TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES JUST IMAGINE BEING BORN AS A CRAETURE OF EVIL AND SCUMBAGGERY AND DEBAUCHERIES INSTEAD OF A BASED AND POWERFUL SWAG ROMANIAN THAT PRESERVES TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES
LOL!
Christian Flores
>be British
>get colonized by the countries you colonized
Brandon Foster
>Be American
>Get enslaved by Niggers
Adrian Richardson
ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER DEAD EUROPOOR
Eli Nelson
le epic reddit thread
Colton Lee
The only redditor here is the one throwing false accusations around, citizen.