If you could have sex with any historical figure, who would it be?

If you could have sex with any historical figure, who would it be?
Live or dead, please add context (when, where, how, why, to what extent).

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My high school crush

My teacher

young Jennifer Connelly

>to what extent
until my dick falls off

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Did you ever talked or try anything with her?

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On the set of Once Upon a Time in America or Labyrinth?

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Career Opportunities

Yeah, I cyberbullied her with a fake Facebook account and I'm pretty sure she actually got depressed over it.

How did you cyberbullied her? Was it worth it? Was she worth the effort? Sorry for the questions, I'm really curious

What fucking country even is that?

>boo hoo I'm depressed cuz some faggot on fb calls me names
Why are normoids like this

Proxystan

I talked shit about her, her boyfriend, and her friends. She eventually found out it was me but didn't report me so idk if I regret it. I didn't really put in much effort anyway, but it seems to have affected her deeply at the time.

Probably he is using a VPN, if he is really from Tuvalu he is inferior as fuck

Oh, sorry she didn't slapped you or kissed you or something. At least you got some kicks from that!

>she didn't slapped you or kissed you or something
Yeah, sadly not. I'd prefer if she attacked me, at least I would matter to her then.

The Hot Spot was peak Jennifer Connelly, but she was hot in Career Opportunities too.

Not very good films. Once Upon a Time in America is one of the, if not, the greatest film of all time. Besides there's a rape scene! And the context to that scenes is great!

impeccable taste

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Maryilon Monroe. But before JFK went at her.

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