You know you want to squeeze my firm bum bum

that's pretty gay m8

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I'm naked

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Haha wrong, I actually don't

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put some clothes on

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Gaying is prohibited in Saudi, he needs here to be gay. Be generous.

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I hope they throw his asa of a building

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*ass

I'm pretty sure he's a bongastani proxyfag

Why do you detective think so? Does he too much know about Bong?

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let me see it first

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karenpost and british spelling

pooftah

I'm British and gay and even I have to say that you're a fucking pooftah

What's your address cutie?

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Westminster, London SW1A 1AA
See you soon handsome

I've literally never watched that show but I've seen so much r34 of that grill. So hot.

Unbased and saged

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Dirty dumb Slagpostin scum

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> british spelling
I'm afraid, but queen's English spelling is the basics, only we and American use retard spellings.

> karenpost
I found karen Saudi , I understand your suspect.

221B Baker Street, London

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You weren't supposed to actually give out my address

American english is the correct english. Don't listen to the englishmen's lies.

Go play handegg you Yankee wanker

oi it wasn't me i didn't do nuffin
honest guv

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Because you leaked my address.

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I mean, a Brit, Aussie or Kiwi calling Gridiron Football "handegg" is a bit silly given that you have, like, 3 codes of Rugby.

Oi, ya got ah loicense 4 that Banter mate?

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there's no need for variation there

Oi ya wanker, ya got a loicense for that TV id?

Oh damn, I'm sorry

Cheeky fucker, now ya done it.
The cops are on there way.

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you still haven't paid ya BBC loicensing fee

The only thing I loicense is ya sister on Tuesdays

that loicence is useless, migration's not gonna let you in, we don't even let in asylum seeker, we especially don't let in asylum seekers.

"I fucking hate Australians"
-Moot

you should have listened to Nigel Farage

Fuck off Pooftah

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I saw cockeyes on the day of the emu

No, you detective need more variations, even now you could take advantage of that to distinguish him. English needs more variations of
queen's English, girl's English, gay's English, and retard's American to not have to suspect who is the gay like here.

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my fucking side lol.
don't you guy have something like that in your language?

>retard's American
kek

Why can't japs speak a lick of English

Yes, we have some dialects, men's and women's Japanese.

I want to propose "simplified American" language, which has NO illegal syntax, for ESL.

Because English has too much useless illegal syntax like, put-put-put. Why don't you rationalist want to throw out them? That is only useful for distinguishing well-educated or not.

I thought so the yamanashi girl I live with was drunk and mumbling something about it about 2 days ago
>I want to propose "simplified American" language, which has NO illegal syntax, for ESL.
I like it, but you have to speak in a way that in no way deviates from your native accent.

implying us southerners don't already do that

you got me there

What are you guys talking about instead of saying gay shit

I demand more homo and brit grooming

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Alright, I'm just going to come out and say it. I'm mostly new to this board and I love it here, but I'm so God damn confused as to why everyone is so gay here especially for Brits. Not that I'm complaining, I like the ego boost

Jow Forums culture
Like it or leave it

I like it

ok now post butt

I think gayness was originally a way to scare of Jow Forums but then it took over the board

>ego boost
>not also enjoying making the other user at the other end of the screen feel warm
You dummy brit

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Your ID is 2GAy
I love you user, you make my benis become the big benis
I'm more than a piece of meat
Good, the Jow Forums faggots shall burn

We're not really gay, I just like acting cute. Plus it's a good way to troll Pol tards.
Now please come over and take off my leggings and kiss my smol bepis.

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I prefer to use guro and loli, but I can see how that works

Good observation!
And brits are pretty boys who are made of tea and deserve hugs and kisses
But that's just my hypothesis. How close to the truth do you think I am?

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That sounds very gay user

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something tells me this is the same mexican who craves shota

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Agree with That does sound very gay
You're pretty close to the truth, hard to deny that

Im not whoever that is

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you lie
stop stalking unknowing brits you creep

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Yay
I'll have to try it on you by mutual pp sucking tho and maybe watching a movie while we cuddle
It's risky but it may work
Dunno who that
I stalk boys of all countries
Now that you summoned me I'm going to stalk you and make sure you are having a good day you cuteboy

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That sounds lovely user

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>cuteboy
>boy
fight me subhuman

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Well you are adorable as well

But as a payment you will have to become my rcp practice doll

And if you feel like I'm just deep kissing you are wrong, I'm just checking you don't have any bombs in your mouth with my tongue and holding your hands as a way of self defense in case I need to resuscitate a terrorist or fighter

You never know

Sorry fren
You are a very pretty girl

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*sniff sniff*

I smell something...slaggy...

I'M A MAN NOT A BOY

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Ah alright then

You are a cute big boy milf

You silly cute cake

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fucking damn it how many ways do I have to restate that I want to kick your ass before you stop being a flirty faggot

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That sounds ok, as long as you help me study anatomy by using you as a model. Don't worry if you think I'm looking at your penis too much, I just have difficulty drawing them and need to see one close up

You are a girl now user

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All of them

Reisen is cute

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Also I need you to sit on my face because I'm a weird fag and I find you adorable user

Are you a top or bottom

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Bottom

Good
Prepare to be eaten out and be taught how to cum from your butt

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Slep tite bun

I look forward to it