A cute german walks up to you and says "we would make beautiful children" to you in his wunderbar accent
What do you do?
A cute german walks up to you and says "we would make beautiful children" to you in his wunderbar accent
Josiah Collins
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Brayden Long
>his
Fuck off faggot
Jeremiah Perez
>i'm sorry but I don't mix nationalities.
Justin Cook
Dump the nazi into the river.
Asher Ross
ok
Daniel Richardson
>We should engage in sexual intercourse until we bear such offspring
Adam Smith
basically this
Joshua Collins
>His
"Go be gay somewhere else" is the only acceptable answer
Christopher Brown
What if
in alternate reality
i had said her?
response in this theoretical world?
Ayden Sullivan
Is dat en Mann?
Jose Cooper
Still wouldn't make your thread less shitty and uninteresting.
Jace Mitchell
If you are a woman.., may we fuck?
Brandon Edwards
you're practically germany tho
make an exception this one time
Cute and wholesome minimalist answer found
lewd answer but still right i suppose
ja
make a better one
but first answer the question
nein
Charles Powell
are you a girl
Parker Morgan
>his
I would strangle his fake ass.
Cooper Miller
isn't that guy an A*strian ?
>you're practically germany tho
you take that shit back right fucking now
Connor Allen
no
Cooper Reed
Stop being gay... Jesus and Woden would punc the shit out of you...
Gabriel Sanchez
Ja Ja in mein putlich
Elijah Peterson
tell him he clearly needs to be educated on how boipussy really works
Samuel Campbell
shut the fuck up gayland
Michael Edwards
why do you pour cat on your cereal
Robert Gray
cade is yummy
Cameron Cook
>his
You had me up until here, water-boiler.
Jack Thomas
>FAGGporD
Connor Kelly
he enjoys it
what do?
no i'm pretty sure he was german and switzerland is mountain germany
i'm not being gay tho
besides i care for neither
will you teach him?
Angel Perry
Old news Arnold, go back to [s4s] and jerk your friends off there.
Gabriel Ramirez
stahp
Caleb Garcia
>FUCK OFF SQUARE HEAD MERKLE VOTING KRAUT BOY
Robert Thompson
never forget
Justin Torres
austria is mountain germany
swiss are mountain jews
Nathan Robinson
Cuck
At least you admit it.
Trump will be nuking all tax havens soon.
Brody Sanders
no u
Blake Edwards
We have lots of bunkers, we're like cockroaches. And if our country is contaminated we're just going to take the land that the rest of the world will give us from the USA after it has fallen. Like Israel, just better.
Levi Gonzalez
Don't mistake us for turkey though, they're real cockroaches.
Nicholas Turner
Maybe, depending on how well date goes.
David Cox
>his
Brayden Russell
is there a problem with this word officer?
Austin Bailey
Number one: he walks up to me, not even a hello, not even an attempt to get to know me, he just tries to jump on my cock upon looking at me. Fuck dat, that screams "DISEASED SLUT" to me.
Number two: We're both dudes, it's biologically impossible to make children.
>b-but muh womb technology
I wouldn't go for it even then, only women can and should give birth.
0/10, Jackie Chen seal of disapproval.
Gabriel Thompson
kill yourself
Kevin Martinez
he never said that you should sex
only that you would make beautiful children
that does not mean that you could or should
just that your hypothetical kids would be cute
Kayden Morales
>you would make beautiful children
Nope, he specifically said "*we* would make beautiful children", that implies sexy times with a failed goal.
Furthermore, I reiterate my point of not even a greeting, this flamin homo comes up to me and says "we would make beautiful children" in which case he gets a punch to the face if he comes closer to me.
Levi Perez
that's what i meant
he could just be a weird dude that thinks these things and says them without even thinking the implications
Nathaniel Perry
Then that makes him a gay slut spaz, and I have better things to do with my time, such as looking at this cat.
Jonathan Miller
no no
he's not gay
just autistic
he's learning geneology or something and noticed features in you that compliment his
would you be his friend once you yelled at him for being inappropriate and after he apologized?
Sebastian Bell
>i'm pretty sure he was german
well then I just call the police on him for publicly displaying unconstitutional symbols
Bentley Johnson
>not gay just autistic
But still a slut, checkmate faggit
*dabs*
If he wants to be a fren, he's gonna have to do some massive improvements
Landon Rivera
this is in 1941 user
the gestapo comes to take you away for being against the national symbol of germany
he smiles as you are taken away
what does he need to improve to be your friender?
Noah Long
>be that lad
>so pure he can't even talk to others without sperging
>like someone so much he just pushes through his autism and tries to call someone cute
>comes off super akward
>told to be a worthless slut
>hurt for life and will remember this akward moment for life and will never approach anyone ever again
rip
Brody Phillips
sad trips
John Baker
Not be a gay slut lamoe
Trips of deserved it lole
Jeremiah Brooks
LMAO FAGGOT
RUSSHITS ARE SO PATHETIC
Henry Parker
he's not!
he's just a poor innocent cute lad that doesn't know how to make friends
and you bulli him for that
for shame...
Joseph Cox
Me at the bottom
Eli Hill
this thread has autism
Austin Young
how are you posting from australia
Ayden Cox
Yeah, I'm an ebil bully.
Jose Ward
I inform the Gestapo that he's gay as I'm being dragged away
Tyler Campbell
i'm the president
Justin Moore
posting in it infects you
he kicks u in nuts and autistically cries all the way home
the gestapo does not listen to traitors to the state
they bonk you on the head to silence you
Parker Ramirez
Good thing I have a high threshold for pain.
Jose Morales
>ywn be gay Perón with blonde nazi catboy
Feels bad man
youtube.com
Levi Ross
>posting in it infects you
nooooo i don't want autism ahhhhhh....
Colton Sullivan
a russian tranny then comes and snips you
there probably are plenty over there if you look
might find hitlers grandkid
you got it now
sorry
to cure it yuo need to do the hokey pokey 6 times and pat your head in a clockwise motion and reverse it for every round of hokey pokey
Jayden Thompson
Welp, I'm ded.
Camden Hill
go LARP on discord you faggots
Chase James
Xavier Martinez
well i feel silly but at least i'm cured
Dylan Taylor
tell him to take his shitty animu abridged references out of my existence
and if he cries he can go be a sour-kraut as far away as i could kick him