So europeans. What if, and just follow me on this one here...

So europeans. What if, and just follow me on this one here, what if we had a century where one of you didn't try to develop a transcontinental dictatorship? Just putting out the suggestion.

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A whole century? That'd be boring af

why not?
it's bound to succeed eventually

No

So, Americans. What if, and just follow me on this one here, what if we had a century where you were not half nigger fat blobs who believe in angels?

This, just putting out the suggestion of course.

>euro cant handle the bantz

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How about you go play in traffic you retarded snownigger.

You to Germany. You're the worst offended. How about you take a break from trying to destroy europe. Just once please.

>America
>lecturing others on "transcontinental dictatorship"

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at least we're going for planetary dictatorship

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>btfo by Vietnam
>b-but...manifest destiny....

how many times do we have to say it
we didnt lose vietnam
vietnam lost us
(also btfo by one snownigger)

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>got ass kicked
>failed its objectives
>ran scared
>we didn't lose, we just didn't want to play anymore
Cope

>Russia
>lecturing America on lecturing others on transcontinental dictatorship

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can't even stop illegal immigration
can't even criticize muslims/niggers/whatnot
can't even criticize women
spend half a trillion every year on "defense"
give billions in aid to other countries
can't even do shit in Middle East
say "oh yeah we're going for planetary dictatorship how could you tell"
mfw

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a pot shouldn't call kettle black, but a pot can call other pot black

Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over our booming economy. Dumb ruskie. Why don't you go back to drinking vodka and beating your wife, as is Russian tradition

>russia just throw a bunch of buzzwords and hope it sticks
lol

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be American
have president who can't build wall/deport illegals/repeal Obamacare because his party can't unite and is full of RINOs
has a media industry completely infested by lefties
has academia completely infested by lefties
see Russian on the web rightfully calling your country cucked
can't refute anything
defensive mechanism kicks in
retort with some stereotypes holding back tears
mfw

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thats all great and everything but i stopped reading after seeing your flag

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can't accept criticism? wow you easier to harm than I thought
poor american, didn't want to hurt you

>lol triggered

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ok you Americans can take bants
can't dish them out though

im saving my power

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more like, "I'm actually ignorant of any other country and even some of my country's states too"

At least we're free. At least 90% of our country isn't literally a backwoods shithole nobody would ever venture too. You're basically the Detroit of the eurosphere.

>be German
>see a frenchman boiling his water
>frenchman puts baguette inside
>begin seething
>dig a trench
>frenchman notices and does the same
>beat each other with baguettes and bratwursts
>American comes in and shoots the german
That's how America saved Europe during ww1, no objections. ww2 was the same thing except instead of shooting the German we bombed him with artillery.

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no its what i said. im charging my power right now. at night is when i release my shitposts

>At least we're free
you mean you can't say anything about a muhnority without getting sacked or get #metooed at your job? or maybe you mean how you get taught to feel guilty for slavery from elementary school? yeah, sounds like "freedom" alright.
>At least 90% of our country isn't literally a backwoods shithole nobody would ever venture too.
those "backwoods" have a lot of resources, you know?
>You're basically the Detroit of the eurosphere.
I can't hear you behind my oil/gas money.

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