Summoning Normie, though he might whore me out. I ask he hear me out instead of ignore me.
On this night when my senses tell me I'm judgementally replete, I sacrifice this envy react which I will now delete.
So mote it be,
and blessed be.
Summoning Normie, though he might whore me out. I ask he hear me out instead of ignore me
Luke Carter
Dominic Cox
discord thread
Parker Cruz
Checking those trips.
Jayden Brooks
How do Kureizy?
Mason Murphy
Doing okay, just updating some maps of mine.
Tyler Martinez
Is that a guy or a girl?
Tyler Perez
i will contribute to this summon
Parker Turner
Nice, you you going to try for those seven sevens if you're up?
Andrew Bennett
Yes and no.
Androgynous Shapeshifter.
Cameron Carter
Nah, effort gets are cringe. Now non-effort gets like "niggers tongue my anus" are epic.
Juan Mitchell
It's appreciated.
Samuel Clark
Still though, It would be bretty Ebin.
Jordan Wood
Only if you get it.
Joshua Morales
Is that a challenge?
Brayden Allen
That’s gay as fuck nigga
Ryder Evans
I don't use girls all the time.
Zachary Jones
Still gay though.
Cameron Young
Bretty gomfy with myself tbqhdesu.
There's alot I can do with that mask I made in times of conflict.
Ethan Cruz
Perhaps.
Andrew Morris
Godspeed and hope I don't get Imp'd.
Gabriel Nguyen
How are you today though?
Thomas Flores
Jaxson Torres
Et tá Prometheus?
Joshua Scott
Jason Ramirez
Welp, I'm not staying up too much longer. My word to ye is thus;
We have most of the same friends, and most of the same opinions. I think we got off to the worst possible start when you shitposted way over my head and I looked too far into it. By now I know you better.
Benjamin Mitchell
SUMMON COMPLETE
Aiden Morgan
Hi~!
I figured you had to have been eating dinner.
Brayden Brooks
Would you please consider the possibility of pressing the restart button on our interactions? Add to the possibilities of us fighting side by side with names?
Owen Walker
I've been doing lots of things. It's busy at the top.
What is your wish mortal?
Nicholas Flores
Welcome Normie. I just spilled bretty much all I needed to.
Matthew Allen
Are you REALLY trying to make a deal with the Big Gae Incubus?
William Taylor
I'm gonna stay out of this and get back to updating my maps.
(You) me if you want my attention.
Xavier Brooks
(you)
:3
Daniel Cruz
Proposition.
Might be fun to actually interact every now and then.
Anthony Ward
>_>
Cooper Gomez
Counter proposition.
Jack Martin
I just wanted to give (you) a
^-^
You're mah favorite.
Juan Parker
who quote
Noah Clark
That is?
Jaxson Bennett
UwU
also
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Go fuck yourself, literally
I quote Sataniafag in that link
Lincoln Parker
"Go fuck yourself, literally"--Punished Sataniafag
Nah seriously though.
Why? You've been riding my dick hard for months now.
Jaxson Adams
No link. It's already gone from everywhere. Hey, I just want the possibility of being friends, to let bygones be.
Jonathan Walker
Wait, what? Hell no. I've been leaving you alone for months. Been tackling headlong board invasions.
Christian Cruz
Loona Invaders from trash? There. The Proxy schizo? There. *Redacted* There. Been quite busy actually.
Luke Butler
Nigga I'm not your friend not because I don't like you I'm not your friend because you pester me about it like a little kid trying to get at his big brother. It's moderately pathetic.
Second the only Jow Forums friends I have that I'll call frens are ones who have been mocked, ridiculed and debased right along side me sharing in the misery.
If you can't be miserable with me at my worst you can't shit post with me at my best.
It's that simple.
Hell I feel bad for Kureizy he's dealt with so much shit I'm surprised he still comes here let alone tries to make new breakthrough shit posts.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chen is chen and not chen is also chen because chen+chen/chen=chen because anything divided by chen is also chen.
Kayden Edwards
tl;dr
Tyler Peterson
But what if also chen?
Isaac Baker
Then Jow Forums becomes /chen/
Dylan Nguyen
What if bent was already /chen/?
Xavier Moore
I have been ever since I came to Jow Forums.
Kicker on any deal made; If I'm not the one messing with you, who is?
I've had alot on my plate recently, if you haven't noticed..
Julian Robinson
Then we all become Chen.
Levi Roberts
>If I'm not the one messing with you, who is?
Denmark, UK, Space Gayboy, rood leaf dood, PD and about 54% of bant if not more.
>if you haven't noticed..
I work. I don't notice anything other than how quickly money moves.
I don't even think of you.
Think of me like a contract demon. You want something from me? You gotta give something to me. Something I hold value in. Something that (you) are worth.
What if we were already /chen/ and being not chen by the equations above also prove we were always chen?
Christopher Foster
Then Jow Forums is /chen/
Parker Smith
Now it's buisness..
Luke Allen
>shit post
Rip
Angel Roberts
I don't understand this thread
Aiden Anderson
Barter for it? Or straight in killing all the fun?
John King
I don't understand UR FACE LOLE
Cameron Cox
Yes, it is.
Aiden Jenkins
HOW DARE YOU
Liam Jones
Aiden Phillips
Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight!
Nathan Thomas
See
Are we both still at the table?
Colton Taylor
In other words, Normie wants a sacrifice.
Matthew Cox
What can you offer me and those around me?
Wyatt Russell
THIS
Matthew Diaz
Discord thread.
Leo Long
And not a small sacrifice at that. Something that matters to you.
The rest is up to you.
Blake Campbell
You always join though and honestly I enjoy you. You're a cool bro.
Jace Carter
THE NAMEFAGS ARE PLOTTING AGAINST US! UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Parker Reed
>trying this hard
7? Never ever!
Josiah Jackson
I love that you get exactly what I'm about, how it goes and what goes on. Seriously bae you're the best. Fuck this is why I love you. We in the same lane and in the same vehicle.
youtu.be
We always have been.
Join or die.
I wasn't trying at all homo. Of everyone who shits on me you're the most tolerable and I imagine you're genuinely a cute russian boi.
I know you're gay homo fagoo
James Phillips
Me.
I bend my knee and offer you my blade, my cunning, and my social finess. Another troll at your disposal when able.
In recompense I just want help in defending against the encroaching board plagues (*lection se*son and recent blights), and the autonomy to sort out those things myself.
Jaxson Murphy
Kek wills.
Brandon Fisher
>I imagine you're genuinely a cute russian boi.
Disonest flattery only makes it worse. Demoted to 5.
Luis Brooks
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, all I did was max out perception!
Grayson Allen
cute as heck desu lads
Joshua Lewis
Well then wouldn't I be an absolute shit to reject such a valuable asset. Another loyal and active shitposter would be quite worthwhile indeed. A worthy sword to wield alongside my shield.
Arise Futuresight and strike a deal with devil himself. To fly my flag you must prove your loyalty. Shout it to all of Jow Forums and force them to hear your words. All ears should hear your voice as it screams your loyalty and devotion for even the gods themselves.
This is the deal as it was and always has been.
I'm impressed to say the least but is this confidence or bravado?
Only your actions will prove who's banner you wear on your back.
youtube.com
>Dishonest*
On the contrary. You're real with me so I'm real with you. You piss me off to no extent and rustle my jimmies hella bad but I still like you. I wouldn't call you a friend but an enjoyable acquaintance.
Your presence is entertaining and enjoyable.
#100
Oh no it's much more than that and you know it.
Admit it :3
Anthony Anderson
NO U
Jose Ortiz
Alright it's more.
Henry Collins
Of course it is. You know that and so do I. There's a special connection between us. Two minds connected by a cosmic connection separated only by inconsequential distance and materials.
We'll always be connected my love.
*kisses you delicately*
Jaxon Williams
So it is sworn in blood and oath.
I take this deal willingly.
You're going to need a
better way to summon me.
Dylan Powell
Julian Cox
Also, what should I say in this new thread? I'm really bad at this.
Matthew Wilson
You will be given direct contact information by Kureizy. If you have him on your Dicksword he'll give you mine. I won't give it out here.
Welcome to the fold Future Sight.
Our arms are open to your every need and want. You will forever be known only as Future Sight.
Now go make a shit thread to say you're now with the Normie Gang and we'll come shit it up with you. If we're lucky SHIT POST or Space Gayboy will make an appearance.
youtube.com
Carson Murphy
>SHIT POST
He left for good