What would you do if your gf became an illegal loli?
What would you do if your gf became an illegal loli?
Jacob Parker
Ethan Rodriguez
What gf?
James Barnes
Die
Adam Thomas
you don't get government mandated gfs over there?
pretend you're in the first world then and then answer
Brandon Hall
Just leave
I just coudlnt take it
My mind would collapse
I would just rather chop my dick off than suffer such humilliation
Brayden Baker
oh sorry i meant that for
Ryder Martinez
probably love her without any sexual intention.
Robert Thomas
So just treat her like your daughter?
Would you give her piggy back rides?
Ethan Torres
>implying I have a gf
Tyler Nelson
But she keeps her mental age?
Ryder Wood
Adopt her as my daughter, as long as she turned into an anime one.
Hudson Brown
Find a fix for whatever changed her. It's probably magic, so some anti-magic should cancel the shit out of that de-aging spell.
Nicholas Collins
fuck off degenerate
Christian Harris
tell her to shapeshift back
Aaron Gonzalez
pretend a cute girl came up to you last week and asked to be with you
and now this happens
sorta
she acts like she used to but she has some moments of childishness, her body can't help but influence her mind a bit
What if it's incurable and you have to wait for her to de-de-age?
And what if she stays like that forever?
What if it was the work of satan or some wizard?
can't tell her to change if she can't
Nathan Morales
I don't think those are powerful enough.
Jeremiah Cooper
god then
Juan Phillips
Which one?
Jacob Clark
I guess that its ok then.
now we will just wait heh.
Michael Butler
But what if sve was a trap and it not only de-aged but also made penis fall off?
Would you drink it?
Colton Lopez
Slaanesh ofc
is there any other?
Oliver Russell
worst chaos god except for the new tau one
William Davis
i dont gf
Juan Nguyen
SLAANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH
Jason Harris
WHAT??? I wouldn't fall for some trap!
In that case I'd have to resign to being platonic friends.
Anthony Jackson
Whatever, she's already my sister so it can't get much more illegal
Gabriel Perez
Realize that our dimensions would never cross and go get a real gf
Jaxson Myers
Protect her from this cruel world
Kayden Torres
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.