Rise and shine Americans

Rise and shine Americans
it's time for these yuroshits to 'SUCK IT OUT MY ASS' this time
especially you, fakebased rogaynia

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A tad early, innit? I hope you've had plenty of sleep. Good morning to anyone reading!

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America never sleeps. Too much freedom in our veins.

> 14 000 000 people without a job
> 3000 crimes / 100k population
> Shitty healthcare
> 40% of your poupulation is obese

well user before rising anything, try to get up from your chair, Pro tip, you can't, your fat legs can't support your wheight
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i am eternally grateful that my ancestors never went to am*rica

Rise and shine Chicago

>tab bit too early?
see faguette!
it's not my fault retards and niggers can't get jobs and do illegal shit. the only thing im gonna go get up and do is grab me a ice cold American crafted beer. but YOU should get up and go do something about the kebab infestation happening in your blacked.comâ„¢ country though, yurocuck
why is that? afraid you'd actually be made into a real american man and not some sissy trans faggot like all the "men" in your country are being trained to be? go put on your Chasity cage, cakeboy

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Salt will never be expensive as long as our very existence hurts your delicate feefees.

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seethe

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based

Yes, not being am*rican is one of those miracles in life everyone can agree actually exists

that feel when you will never be american

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Something we can all agree on

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>tfw you wake up in America

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will you two gaywads go get a room and quit fagging about in my superior based thread. Jesus Christ
the best damn feel to be had in the morning, brother

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>seethe
Two pillars and a goddamn leaf! Could you have chosen a more pathetic flag?
Now this is truly epic

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and another one bites the dust

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