Does Jow Forums still play risk?
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we'll start in about 10 minutes
Does Jow Forums still play risk?
if anybody has an uncompressed version of this map i'd appreciate it btw.
Soviets
Red
That city in “central” Russia
The Black Kangdom of Wewuzia
brown
Albania
alright, let's begin. Fortunately this map works quite well for 1v1s
poop land
gray
sicily
added you can roll now
expand towards rome and fill italy
Expand to the Ural
that's one way to start. 14 spill.
use the rest to expand towards paris
waiting on you
Pls don’t wait long
Sorry OP, anyways invade Greece.
turn 2.
Take the Ural city and expand towards the Ukrainian city
Invade Bulgaria, spill into Turkey.
fortify rome and paris, expand towards london
turn 3.
Spread through Turkey.
fortify london, move out towards iberia
Take the Ukrainian city and fortify all my cities.
Spills march to Kaliningrad
turn 4.
take madrid and fortify it, then take tunis and fortify it as well
March to Kaliningrad and fortify
Spills to Helsinki
Fortify Istanbul (which will be renamed to IstanBULL, and then invade Syria and Lebanon.
turn 5
Fortify Damascus and spread into the rest of Syria and Turkey.
Take Helsinki and fortify, then expand throughout Russia to fill in unclaimed areas.
Spill take Caucasia
expand towards berlin then fortify it, then spill towards stockholm and also fortify
turn 6
expand towards stockholm and fortify it
Expand into the Caucasus, use the rest to expand in the Balkans.
Forgot name
berlin and tunis are not fully fortifed btw. and you have a limit of 15 forts.
then use this roll
to expand towards stockholm and spill towards transylvania if possible
Expand into Caucasia
you have 11 spill unless you want war with wewuzia.
I do
the first war breaks out between wewuzia and the soviets!
turn 7.
Fortify Tbilisi then take Damascus
take helsinski then spill to warsaw
you have a max of 15 forts and are currently at 14. You don't have enough to fully fortify a city.
Oh. Then just take Damascus
waiting on you.
Fight back against the Soviets, also ask Poopland if they want an alliance
A world war has broken out. Turn 8.
Also I forgot about terrain penalties so we'll be ignoring those, sorry.
alliance rejected
take warsaw and then kiev if possible
Retake Helsinki, defend against poopland
Spills attack Istanbul
Defend IstanBULL from the Soviets
changed name
turn 9.
i'm retarded
take helsinski back, then spill to kiev
Take back Damascus, go into Crete and Cyprus.
Take Istanbul
16 spill
Push back poop land
turn 10. sorry for the wait guys these captchas are killing me
I’m out, have my territory divided.
take kiev, head out for moscow and then for the ural city if possible
Push back poopland
Eh, I’m out too, just wanted to knock out niggerland
thanks for playing guys! GG
victory for poopland btw
now that poop land prevails, we shall be known as the poop empire and the whole world will now be a sewage waste dump