Redpill me on bikers

What’s their deal? Are they the shadow archetype of the boomer?

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Yeah bikers are goths for boomers

You should get a bike and find out

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yeah they are what boomers turned into if they thought they were edgy growing up. Also most of the "outlaw biker gangs" are glorified social clubs at this point. They are hyper normalized, now and pretty much exclusively are legitimate businesses. I used to work at a bar where a tier 1 biker gang worked at, and all they do now is porn, bike shops, and ironically truck driving.

Look at all those cringey patches.

can't unsee

In the 60's and 70's they were tribes of misfits that wanted to live 'free'. Now they're full of normies that just want to make money.
E.g the Australian Hells Angels clubs are FULL of lebs now. They're also heavily infiltrated by law enforcement.

Absolute degenerates bikers will get the rope

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Some of them are really good guys. I've known some devil's diciples in my time who were good folk. They do charity rides and shit, generally not fucking with anyone who isn't into criminal shit.

They mainly deal in meth from my understanding, but they have a few other rackets.

As far as the white clubs go, you really only have to worry about them if you do things that put you into direct competition with them, wear their patches without earning them, or intentionally antagonize them.

There are younger guys joining clubs now, I'm not really sure how that'll pan out as the older generation gets too old to ride.

What do you mean they do porn?

That is one ugly bike, i hope you didnt pay much for it.

Motorcycles are only acceptable if you use it to commute and save gas moneyy.

Otherwise is pure faggtroy.

I feel like they're all gay for some reason. Like I could even see married bikers sucking dick for some reason or having anal sex with their friend. Because of this alone I don't like them. Imagine an old as fuck biker with gray hair and beard eating his mullet friend's ass out.

This is why you're a virgin, user. Bikes get pussy more than like literally any other hobby a neckbeard can get into.

lol yeah "truck driving". I wonder what's in the trailers

Harley/cruiser riders are.

Supersport riders like are usually bros.

Bikes make you a pussy. We both know how much often you advertise your powerbottom ad on Craigslist.

ride a bike but fuck being patched.

Sounds like user is mad that he's too fat to look good on a bike.

There's no room for pussies on a supersport bike except on the bitch seat.

Bikes pump your adrenaline and load you with testosterone. There's a reason old biker chicks turn into ratchet looking hags.

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Nice gsxr, I had a yamaha r6 before I totaled it and only got a broken hand, pic related. I could use my 50k settlement to buy another bike but I have it all in crypto and I'm waiting for it to moon. I drive a honda accord 2011 rn feels bad mane.

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Holy fucking shit user. How fast were you going to literally DESTROY a ford ranger's axle?

You're gay. That's some Freudian projections you have

They're degenerate faggots and they've always been degenerate faggots, but like everything else that is majority white male, they've had the wind knocked out of them by the Feds and by the inevitable aging process that turned rebels into Boomer Has-Beens.

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That cringe Reddit spacing

I was going about 70-80 and it was in a 45 through the middle of town. Legally it was the trucks fault since he pulled out in front of me. I had jeans, speed and strength textile and a bell helmet so I was lucky I was wearing my gear. I only got a broken hand that healed on its own in 3 months and a sore body. It could have been much worse.

biker gangs are fucking pathetic
up until 15 years ago they were the only form of German organized crime we still had, but nowadays they are all taken over by muslims
hilariously enough most of them don't even ride bikes anymore

a couple of years ago the shitskin boss of some big berlin biker gang finally got his bike licence after years of trying to pass the test, bought an expensive bike then killed himself in an accident on the very first day of riding it
many laughs were had

because the whole situation of biker gangs not knowing how to ride bikes is so pathetic they have recently begun calling themselves "(kick)box clubs", yet they still run around in the same jabroni leather outfits

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Remember when you used to ride bmx with your mates
Same thing

>I was going past the speed limit
>legally the trucks fault
I cannot feel sorry for you

It was cool though since I was prescribed opiates and tried them for the first time. It was hydrocodone or "vicodin" 15mg. They were the strong and would make me feel really good when I popped two in the morning.

Legally it was his fault, His insurance had to pay me 60k, With not a lot of medical bills and after my lawyer was paid I got just under 50k.

Also the bike which I bought from a friend for $2500 ran like a champ and I owned it for 2 years. 2005 yamaha R6 with 42000 miles. I loved that bike so much it's depressing not being able to ride.

That would make sense, but none of
Ever had friends in general growing up, let alone friends to ride BMX with so most anons reading can't relate.

you would never say that to him within arms reach. that's why you will never be in charge. you will never drive anything. you will go along with whatever you think will not fuck you up because you lack the balls to put your safety on the line as hostage to your stated convictions.

t. gen x

>Probationary
cuck

cringy projections

I do agree I was driving like an ass, I was actually going to get panda express and I was in a hurry. It's not hard to speed, 60mph feels like 30mph. it was comfy tho since if I would've died that would have been cool, and since I didn't I got to do nothing for 3 months and play vidya games while popping opiates. Shit was great. I wish I got in a wreck sooner.

Proof bikers are degenerate faggots.

Eat shit, powerbottom.

Too bad you’re going to hit that oil slick next time you ride and take a nice spill and ride that bike right into a lamp pole.

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lol

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You’ll get run over soon enough. Dont you worry.

I wouldn't mind dying, I either die or get insurance money so it's a win win.

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Ahh. Now I see why you hate bikes. You're too scared of getting hurt on one and now you're projecting. Got it.

>Drug dealers
>really good guys
Literally white niggers.

Keep in mind I had basically nothing, Now I have over 100k in savings thanks to ETH(bought 30,000 dollars worth at 70$ and it keeps goin up) 20 years old and I'm already almost set for retirement.

is he ok?

theres literally no reason to own a harley other than to let people know you bought a harley and that doesnt really mean much anymore unless youre some fat guy that owns a harley too
ive ridden quite a few and i just dont get it

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More like proud red blooded western capitalists seizing on an opportunity! There's always going to be a demand for drugs. Why not profit on it? Prohibition just decreases the supply. If you're smart no one will get hurt either.

I don't like their choppers and cruisers at all. But even Harley Davidson knows their biggest demographic is boomers and that they need to change. Young bikers like sport bikes and standards, not loud, slow, poorly handling hogs. But I do like the Street rod and the Livewire.

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HD is going to die.
its inevitable

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Lmao

If ETH goes to it's max price which it has done in the past of 1300, I Will have a complete 401k in my 20's and a couple hundred thousand left over. I have a lot more figured out than people at my age. Once I make my money I'm going to put that shit into a cd and live off the interest.

> Wearing a patch with out earning it
Imagine believing that having an edgy name to a club sewn into your leather vest is some type of accomplishment.
These people are not the best and brightest they are nigger tier whites and should be considered the same as islamic invaders

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theyre fucking faggots who are trying to live their glory days by being tough and edgy. they are 'republicans' but dont delve into actual politics and are as fucking stupid as other boomers, if not more so.

my boss is one and he tries to be this southern bad-ass despite being in his mid 60s. Harley everything. shirts. wallet. stickers on his truck. cell phone case. its fucking disgusting. he tries to fucking talk politics with me and still thinks Hillary is still relevant.

they all need to die

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what

Boomers For Trump

Gay porn.

*cracks*
*sips*
yep, they dont make cruisers like they used to

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I think so. Unless this rebranding magically works and they stop asking $30,000 for a damn electric bike.

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A
FUCKING
HONDA

I like my cruisers without death wobble, sorry harleyfags

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all i can think of looking at that is the swamp ass and ball heat that would create.
they need to ditch the V twin. which will never happen, because then it would be just like the rest.

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See ya at the WingDing again this year? Nancy and I already booked a room at the Hilton across the street. Born to Be Wild!

-Chuck

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Bikes are cool, bikers are not.

yo Lil DONNIE

Butters buttwhole got blasted by some bad boys

FUcking banditos in aus??? Jesus

How is a probationary 1%’er??

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Nah they are more redpilled and just cope in a better way than wasting time on friendless Jow Forums.

when the nukes drop like cold war kids envisioned a bike will still be functional while the cars break down. A hell of a lot easier doing some simple small engine work then trying to restore a cpu unit on a emp car.

I fucking hate bikers, absolute boneheads.

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They're fun to brake check

Depends. We had quite a few biker groups or MCs in my town.

>One was a group of rough looking motherfuckers but all they did was do fundraisers at sporting events and bars to raise money for treating sick children
>Another group that wasn't really hardened criminals, just a bunch of young douchebags who liked to be drunk 24/7 and start fights in the bars
>Another of mostly people who are dead or in prison now who were doing straight up Sons of Anarchy shit, to the point that feds had to be called in to our tiny ass town of 10,000 people (they didn't last six seasons, more like two)

I can also tell you that females that hang around bikers and female bikers are nothing like they are on TV. Most of them are at least in their 40s and fat white trash. The ones that are skinny look rough as hell. Tattoos everywhere, look like heroin addicts, the smooth skin is replaced by layers of cheap smokes and a rough life. I've yet to meet one fuckable biker girl even though a couple have asked me to fuck them. Disgusting.

>drug manufacturers
>extortionists
>manlets
pic related

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No, transport them to Australia, to make Mad Max real!

They're in The Netherlands as well

Haha, what the fuck?

Hells Angels and Mongols are here too. With the same rivalry they have in the US

You sound jealous

>bad ass boys
>ride bad ass toys

i knew they were faggots

>me
>Hells Angels chapter appeared 2 months ago
>haven´t seen a Nigga or Arab in my neighbourhood since
>feels safe

>the entire chapter consists of turkroaches

>i have it all in crypto

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yea, say it to a real biker in person, internet coward

They are loud and annoying, only guys with small dicks ride bikes

that's not a cruiser, fucktard. that's a naked tourer, a cruiser is a metric psudo chopper joke.