Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and completely fall in love with yourself because you're so good looking?
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and completely fall in love with yourself because you're so good looking?
Kayden Howard
Jack Edwards
die slag
Joseph Allen
die slag
Ayden Sanchez
do u ever insert ur huge KAREN KOCK in my mouth
Aiden Flores
i have smol bepis but have a pretty face and fit body
Kayden Reed
no
Matthew Hill
Why yes I do
William Allen
Do you ever fantasize about fucking yourself?
Jose Garcia
No, I don't. That's a sin, human
Elijah Hernandez
Not if it's with yourself
Daniel Martinez
No. All i see is an average guy in his 30's with no talent, no skills of his own, no hobbies, no friends, and no confidence. I feel disgusted.
Aiden Ward
James White
have you considered staying alive long enough to see science invent a simulation where you can live as a cute anime girl, user?
Jonathan Rogers
nothing's ever taken your interest enough to develop it as a hobby user?
Brody Kelly
If there is such a pill i'll try it.
Nope. Nothing has ever clicked with me.
Samuel Hill
What series is that Union Jack coated loli from?
Mason Jackson
yes
Christian Campbell
All the time.
Hudson Barnes
not currently. removed my wisdom teeth and now i look like a chipmunk
Gabriel Stewart
To be honest, yes. On a good day if I catch myself in the mirror I sort of fall in love kek
Lincoln Carter
cute chipmunk
Jeremiah Martinez
Do you blow yourself a kiss and spank your ass in front of the mirror and say "baby, you're so cute"?
David Nguyen
I touch myself and look seductive
Andrew Cook
No, all I see is a hideous, fat piece of shit.
Joshua King
I think we have the same mirror user
Bentley Sullivan
every single time
Jacob Rodriguez
Beauty is common.
Height and brains is what you want faggot.
Caleb Jones
Teehee sounds cute
Justin Cruz
*Kisses your feet*
Joshua Davis
everytime
Julian Morris
Only if I'm wearing something sleeveless or no shirt at all.
Noah White
I want to go for a swim but worried if everyone laughs at my smol bepis
Mason Long
I don't believe this. No one could ever fall in love with a living obese, schizo potato
Aaron Davis
I don't believe this. No one could ever fall in love with a living obese, schizo potato
Ayden Stewart
do you go swimming naked
Thomas Gomez
No but I've got to get changed in the changing rooms
Liam Hernandez
you don't have private changing cabinets?
wow what socialist shit country do you live in
Ian Stewart
No, we don't, it's all out in the open. The showers are private though
Connor Nelson
Nobody stares at other guys junk in the changing room. Just turn away and change under a towel like every other giant gaping vagina if you're so insecure.
Bentley Collins
i can't even imagine changing in public
literally everyone would be able to see my golden pubic hairs and platin cockring like what the fuck
Joseph Hughes
JoB
The slag of Jow Forums. Kiss my feet ya slag
Xavier Johnson
stop calling me a slag, im not a slag, im just very affectionate stop it stop it stop it!
Kayden Wood
Now I want to go swimming now but the sea is too cold. Where is the heatwave we had April previous years?
Jacob Jones
I fucking wish i had that kind of confidence
Brayden Rivera
i know it's very sad, I like to be free and wear t shirts and shorts in the nice weather. Maybe in a month we'll get some warm sunny weather.
Caleb Smith
BBC says its gonna be
> By the first week of May, high pressure should be firmly established across the UK, keeping things warm, dry, and settled.
Caleb Bennett
>warm sunny weather
>UK
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Zachary Watson
How was it? Dentist says I have to get mine out soon, but I don't want to.
I'm scared.
Josiah Thomas
don't be scared of the operation
be scared of the pain afterwards.
it's not really extremely painful but it's annoying. i've got 2 different painkillers. they help, but the two pockets i've got on both cheeks are still annoying when eating. can't eat anything hot aswell. i mainly ate ice cream and pudding in the last 24 hours, with some cold leftovers.
Andrew Stewart
that's good
Cameron Walker
Slag
Angel Ramirez
It's not really anything to do with confidence, some people are attractive, others average and the rest ugly.. But if you're one of the ugly ones I recommend working out to at least get yourself a fit body.
Nathan Lewis
Uggh, that sucks. How long do they say it'll be till Your face is back to normal?
Also, the operation wasn't bad at all? Isn't it possible for them to break your jaw in the process? That's what I'm most scared of.
Henry Miller
Unironically fucking kill yourselves. I am a goat, not a human
Lincoln Ross
i'll facefuck this whore 'till she's no more
Justin Howard
You kids look hungry
Dominic Green
No I'm fat, hairy and poor with a girly face so can't even look manly.
Levi Bennett
post face qt
Jordan Walker
Listen up faggot, don't insult me. I've got a hacking agency at the ready and if you insult me, me and me mates are gonna trace you down and release all your shit to the whole world to see, got it? You don't mess with us, cunt.
We are PinkyBong
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Except us...
Samuel Adams
i just wanna fish but there's no big bodies of water near me that i can walk to
Adam Cruz
My face will probably take around the weekend to look normal again. until then I will have to restrain myself from eating anything hot so it doesn't swell up again. I'm also not allowed to smoke. And eating salty things hurts if the salt gets to the wounds, so I don't do that aswell.
They numbed my face pretty well. I didn't feel anything they did at all. I don't really know how they treated my jaw, but afterwards I didn't feel anything wrong with it.
sooooo, the operation wasn't really bad.
Tyler Sanchez
If i was a girl i would fuck myself easily
Connor Fisher
Gay
Lucas Johnson
>check for grey hair
>notice first hand smoking causes lines on forehead cuz didn't have them 6 months ago
>smoking causes wrinkles tho don't start
>if you quit they'll go away
>turns out its the collagen in your skin getting taxed
>black rings around eyes
>just look like a haggered fucking mess
Adrian Bell
haggard
>old so brain doesn't work anymore
Christopher Collins
die slag
Kayden Lewis
If I looked in the mirror and looked a Slag, I'd hang myself.
Lincoln Bailey
no because im a dude and that would be gay
>im not a faggot
Eli Robinson
t.faggot
Dominic Clark
No, I look like shit