Based Putin said today that conscription will eventually go away

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dude if we went to war with each other, we'd kick your ass

>first, you're talking about USSR back then

Which Putin had been doing his best to bring back ever since.

>then came Iraq which you're still ridiculed for

OK, granted. But that was George W. Bush. He was a special needs president.

Man, that spacing is irritating. I need to totally not do that.

I don't know what you're talking about.
uh-huh. you couldn't even beat Vietnam. America stronk

>Which Putin had been doing his best to bring back ever since.
aka "things America desperately wants you to believe". too afraid to lose a convenient scapegoat, eh John? Russia simply defends its national interests now. apparently this seriously butthurts Americans who act like self-appointed world police.

>Russia simply defends its national interests now
Except for that little Crimea thing. A slight annexation here and there doesn't count, right? And the occasional nerve agent attack on British soil.

>Crimea has been Russian territory for 200 years, never even related to Ukraine in any way
>formally given to Ukraine SSR only to facilitate the building of some water channel nobody gave crap about
>didn't matter anyway since it's all one country, USSR
>suddenly, USSR falls, docs signed in a barely official setting
>Crimea separated from Russia, Crimeans aren't happy, Russians aren't happy
>in 1994, Crimeans want to separate from Ukraine and go back to Russia, nearly do it, but Yeltsin doesn't give enough support
>2014
>America funds maidan movement in Ukraine and put a clearly anti-Russian candidate in Kiev
>Crimea holds a referendum to join Russia and does it
>more has been done in the last 5 years on the peninsula than in the previous years under Ukraine
>America sees it and seethes, calling it """annexation""" by Putin's """regime"""
>wee woo wee woo America saving the world again spreading freedums

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Da, da. Is good talking points, Ivan.

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*assassinates socialist leaders*
*funds Israel*
*funds terrorist groups*
*invades Iraq*
*calls drone strikes which accidentally kill civilians*
—"but what about Russia being evil though??"
ebin

You know, it's actually possible for two different governments to both be involved in fucked up things. I know, that's crazy, right? Like, instead of a good guy and a bad guy, a story can have two characters that both have serious issues.

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except I simply gave you the facts, which neither republicans nor libs want to admit. because they will simply lose a convenient scapegoat.
libs want it to fearmonger about "collusion" and nationalism. conservatives still rely on their strawman of "godless commies" from Reagan times. and both need Russia bogeyman to disguise America's selfish interests as "fighting against evil dictatorship".

I'm glad you realize it. Except for Russia, a lot if not most of it is ties to the past, which was indeed dictatorship (and not very Russian one, too). the present of Russia is simply standing strong for what we have.
for America, it's your past, your present, and your future.
and do account for the scale. we don't own 800 military bases across the world.

HOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAH LAds me and me mates over here just disscusin REAL SHIT OVER HERE just them geopolitical problems y'know oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh YOU KNOW BASED PUTIN *clack clack clack* h' coulda really use some COCK in that mouth of his yeaaaah and them americans hahahaaaaaaaa them ameriacns...... y'know....... me mates ovewr here just had an idea abouts them americans but what was it again.......... it was real interesting i tell you........

>Russia is simply standing strong for what we have
Ultra-rich oligarchs rule your country like they were the fucking mob. They're standing for what they have and your voice doesn't count for shit. We're headed the same direction.

what's the big fucking deal with american pissbabies. You act like a bunch of arrogant cunts and when called out on your hypocrisy you whine about the subject being changed. You and your nation of blubbering manchildren can, as you yanks like to say, "blow it out your ass".

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bro, I don't know where you read it. but you have a kind of wrong picture of Russian "oligarchs". there were a lot of those in the 90s, when the country was in shambles. they owned nearly everything, banks, oil and media. they controlled the politics. there was a whole lot of degeneracy and anti-nationalism promoted on TV too, remember T.a.t.u.?
then Putin came and quickly gave them the boot. some moved to Israel, others to UK/wherever. now anyone rich is under the influence of Putin, otherwise they quickly wind up in the same place as Khodorkovsky.
it's not to say there is no corruption in Russia. we surely aren't perfect. but I'll tell you what we don't have. we don't have postmodernist bullshit. there's no "white guilt" in Russia, no identity politics, no propaganda of degeneracy/feminism/etc. there's no subverted academia, no Hollywood to tell me how racist/sexist/bigoted I am. there's no special rights for immigrants, no daily shitting on Christianity and Russian nation. there's also no militant political correctness or firing people for "hate speech".
in other words, Putin acts in national interests of Russia.
before Putin, economy was in shambles. under Putin, economy has had stable growth. yeah, it might not come at once like a miracle. but the difference is, you in the West have had decades of capitalism. we've had 70 years of socialism, then 10 years of hyper-corrupt crony capitalism and lawlessness, that made many people miss socialism.
the difference between Russia and US is, in Russia we have elites which act in our national interest. In US, they act against your nation.

hooo hoooo yeah bro hell yeah broooooooooo fuck yeahhhhhhhh broooooo you tell him bro you tell him brooo hell yeah brooooo your intellect so big brooo hooo hooooo yeah brooooo eyah broooooooo ho hoooooooooooooooooooooo

Man fuck Russia wannabe America. You're imperialism game is trash . West Berlin is best Berlin and south Vietnam is best Vietnam .

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kot

Based putin

Dont waste your time trying to wake up the mutts

In brazil we have conscription too, but also a selective based on eugenics, my friend was dispensed from army service because his maxilar is a little bit to the right, he wanted to serve
I was dispensed because of mental problems :D

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