>be American
>wake up to the smell bacon alarm clock
>accidentally shoot self with bedside revolver when trying to turn off alarm with sausage fingers
>survive because fat layer absorbed the impact
>eat morning bacon
>take morning insulin shot
>get charged $8,000 by Israeli doctor
>press button on side kingsize bed that causes it to tilt sideways and dump 800lb frame onto mobility scooter
>go to bathroom
>pass several kidney stones
>don't have to roll back foreskin thanks to Jewish medicine
>finish on toilet and buckle up XXXXXXL jean shorts
>roll mobility scooter towards stairs
>the scooter gives way and tumbles down the stairs
>stranded at bottom of stairs
>reach into pocket and pull out AR-15
>fire rifle at wall phone to dial 911 using puny 5.56 bullets
>scream "MUH FREEDUMS" at phone
>ambulance arrives shortly after
>get loaded into ambulance
>crappy Chinese engineering causes ambulance engine to stall
>miss Sunday church sermon
>mfw
Be American
rent free my dude
>be canadian
>be chinese too
I want to fuck the anime girl so badly. Why must the Supreme Gentleman suffer?
>be British
>wake up
>Oi mate im gunna slather up some buttah on mah toast an' then im gunna put two more pieces of toast on top o' that!
>actually enjoy this
me too my fellow gentleman
apparently you do care or you wouldn't have made this thread
>toast in the morning
We eat crumpets you inbred faggot
>we eat toast sandwiches
ftfy
Didn’t read LOL
>be english
>wake up to the sound of the local mosque morning prayer
>don't brush teeth
>eat shitty english food
>go to browse internet
>insert internet license number
>go to Jow Forums
ERROR; Her majesty's royal government has blocked this site, have a good day
>leave home to go the local corner store
>pass 15 mosques on the way there
>get to corner store
>its now a mosque
>walk home
>it's been replaced by a mosque
>be british
>wake up in bubble wrap
>listen to daily propaganda message from big black cock
>go outside get stabbed by a muslim
>die because you aren't fat
>go to hell because brits are heathens
>die because you aren’t fat
Brits are the fattest people in Europe lol
>this thread right now
Btw I'm actually a bogan using a VPN
You cunts ain't got nothing to say now do you
so, what you are saying is that
you were only PRETENDING to be retarded?
Fuck I should've known the second you posted a jojo picture.
Fuck off kike
Britbongs are the ones with a limited gene pool full of inbreds.
Fuck you just explained my daily routine
>inb4 user notices I'm not a Britfag
Hardly any difference between the two
Lol
>be israel
>be 18% muslim
>be me Američka pizda
>wake up look out the window see the beauty of America the local McDonald's 50ft away
>those damn anglos we gotta shill to destroy them
>I'll tell you what's white
>My European immigrant neighbor listens to Mexican sounding music
>He ain't white his nose looks different so does his face and he has green blue eyes
>He ain't white
>Fucking yuropoors
>There food stinks why can't they eat McDonald's like us
>accidentally shoot yourself with a bedside revolver
>then get charged $8,000 by a jewish doctor
>and those other things
You know what to do, user.
What do you expect from an island who worshipped cousin fuckers as royalty for the past thousand years?
haha look at him fly
*spat*
gold face is gold