We seem to be forming guilds and turning this board into one big LARP, so I'm gonna hop on this here train and see where it ends up.
This is an AMERICAN guild only, though Australians (and toothpasta) may be allowed if their banter is good enough.
In this guild we'll assblast Yuropoors, water-boilers, leafs, and all their disgusting ilk.
We seem to be forming guilds and turning this board into one big LARP...
Caleb Richardson
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Brandon Martin
ganking a noob guild
Jonathan Evans
I propose a non-aggression pact between our guilds, despite the Euro-American differences. We both have Jow Forums culture in our intreasts.
Carter Reyes
*Car bombs your guild
Gavin Watson
Can’t gank Duke Nukem, get raked.
I will consider this for the good of all Jow Forumsdits
Nathan Foster
>*Anonymoose casts mind control*
>*Duke is unable to do anything*
Get him bois
Aiden Murphy
me on the left, duke nukem on the right
Aaron James
Fug forgot to log in
Angel Gonzalez
Stay off, cool guild
Nathaniel Watson
Can I join if I am an american citizen currently living in Russia?
Daniel Roberts
It pains me to ally with a Yuro, but as previously mentioned this is for the good of all Jow Forums. I accept your non-aggression pact.
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
Answer right and you may join
Logan Smith
Join our guild instead, we protect all Russian-partisan posters
Connor Jackson
Thanks, if there is a problem I will be willing to help in order to secure peace amongst our guilds
Ayden Sanders
As kaiser i support this
Jacob Nguyen
Thats a tough one, waffles are pretty good, that or pancakes, both with raspberries
Oliver Smith
Partisan kind of implies that I like Russia and support it
Angel Rodriguez
Together we'll make Jow Forumsland great again.
Thank you Kaiser
Great answer! Alright, welcome to the guild.
Eli Butler
Well you are associated with it, that’s why we will support you no matter your views on it as a country
Camden Russell
You joined a different guild, but keep in mind, that we will still support your interests as friends.
Hunter Anderson
All posters of Jow Forums are still bantelopes regardless of nationality.
The Normie Army fully opposes not supporting your fellow banticoots unless they are pedos, Mittens, a flamboyant gay or a furry.
Come join the good fight Duke.
Fight for your board and take it back.
We need (you).
Cooper Ward
guilds are kinda gay to me but how do they even work in r/banter
Jaxson Edwards
This much is true, Normie, though I can't in good conscience remain a Dukeposter without also taking time to assblast Yuros.
I wouldn't mind forming a non-aggression pact though, that way our guilds can keep their respective practices and cultures.
I'm not even sure at this point, I thought it was a LARP at first but now it seems like it's a crusade to reclaim the holy Jow Forumsland
John Reyes
Someone should do some scripts to make it more fun and give this larping any purpose, it's pointless at this moment
Logan King
Guild flags for Jow Forums
Gavin Myers
Something more advanced, like guild quests, relations between guilds etc.
Mason Phillips
ah fuck now i didn't even have time to make a guild though. fuuuuuuck my liiiiife
Connor Cook
We need to get guild signs added to bantflags
Jose Phillips
i want to join your guild
Ayden Rivera
Maybe we can ask nineball for it
Lincoln Robinson
Perfect, choose a class and you're in the guild man.
We really should, hopefully this stuff sticks for awhile.
Noah Sanders
this is unironically based
Evan Phillips
Maybe level system based on, let's say number of posts, linked to tripcode too, or something like that
Julian Cox
Got my class going. Thoughts?
Oliver Moore
tf2 is back! Would you like to join my guild fellow patriot?
What are its abilities?
William Bennett
tf2 is it's own thing but the guild is extremely based and will ally with the dukeposting guild and kill the gays
Carter Brown
ok setup
Cameron Powell
Is the Duke guild pro or anti gay communism?
Asher Scott
Fuck mate I didnt see that one coming
William Robinson
Jow Forums renaissance
Jace Foster
Sounds like a great plan tf2, see you on the front lines.
Welcome to the fold brother
Fuck communism and fuck gayposting, no way in hell would Duke Burger support either of these.
Heh, I get it. Good class nonetheless, we just need a few more people and we can start going on raids for loot.
Indeed, sonya-chan, I've felt a renewed sense of community for awhile but I think this is something that'll help it substantially.
Nathan Butler
A pity our Euro-Leaf standing got between our guilds, we share an ideology
Cameron Gonzalez
I'd never ask you to stop being a Dukeposter. Your culture is as much a part of bant as militant gay posting. Assblasting of anyone is just fine as banter is the essence of our way of life.
I'd like more than a non-aggression pact. A full alliance between our two factions would be beneficial. All respective posting rights will be protected including shitting on Yurip and shitting on leafs. We need boiled water for sanitation though.
Operations between our two factions will be only joint operations or providing support for respective operations against the ilk we are both blatantly against.
Alexander Parker
Yeee lets get that loot
Carson Nelson
am prepared to fight the overwatch fags
Carter Allen
As the narcissistic Empress of teh /chen/ boarde, I’m not supporting any one guild until it’s the only one left
¥implying my endorsement is worth anything
Let the games begin
Dominic Jenkins
¥as much a part of bant as militant gay posting
what is this trickery?
Cooper Adams
heh
Sebastian Taylor
cringe general
William Jenkins
yeah, i'm sorry but it's just stupid to even make one damn guild. goodbye.
Dominic Gomez
I AM ANGRY ABOUT ILLEGALS
Chase Morris
Adam Wood
>implying there hasn't always been a strong gay presence in Jow Forums
Justin Jackson
>designed levels in DN3D.
>dank 90s memes
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.
Landon Rodriguez
I approve
Levi Sanders
heh.
Anthony Evans
The heck is happening over here and how are you keeping track of whatever track you are keeping?
Noah Russell
Just join our guild, I like you. We protect 2hu intreasts.
Jaxson Thompson
Indeed, though he is the founder of your guild and has the final say in the end. Truly a shame that we must be unfriendly in this era.
So long as we boil the water in the microwave instead of over a fire like cavemen, I agree to this alliance.
May we remove Jow Forums and Jow Forums
What should we go after first?
I must admit, Chen, that this is a cooperative effort amongst us all. Only if every guild merges into one or disbands will one remain.
>romania
Cya mate
GET THESE ILLEGALS OUT!
Thanks for showing up based >dutch
Good shit, would you like to join?
Easton Robinson
No, join us. He's a commie
Eli Powell
ok I paid for the Rage Pinnacle Pack lemme join
Landon Lewis
i am also here to restore the ilkhanate and rekt the ottomans.
Noah Martinez
Hmmm, you have a point, it could be a long time before that happens.
Hmmm, has Sonya’s guild already merged with this one?
Aaron Rodriguez
Welcome to the fold, fellow patriot!
Great to have another brother on board.
Hey wait a minute... the ottomans aren't around anymore!
Nay, we merely have a non-aggression pact for the time being.
Reckon, it seems like so many alliances are being formed between all guilds that it might as well just be one mass of board culture.
James Rivera
in the form of the modern turkish state they are
Ian Scott
Well, I’m with Geco-Chen empire
¥pls be patient, I have autism
Liam Diaz
Whoever will tell me how it all started and what is it all about, will earn my trust but where I'm gonna end is up to me.
Jayden Ross
It started by literal shitpost and at this moment it's only about larping, nothing more
Joseph Anderson
Duke, if worst comes to worst, I hope we can meet each other on the battlefield with honor
Easton Long
...
Asher Nelson
Damn, didn’t mean to post
Don’t you just love it when a literal shitpost starts something?
Elijah Young
Cooper Barnes
I have set the traps
Logan Brooks
I love how fast it has spread around
Adrian Diaz
can we start raiding the overwatch forums
Aiden Martinez
It's dead game, only masochists and fags play it
James Morales
do you have a forum/thread in mind?
Carter Gomez
no
just the forum in general
Matthew Ross
lead the charge
Dominic Davis
and drop a link
Nathan Thompson
Baste Duketer dabbing on pooftahs and europoors. Where do I sign up?
John Perry
what should i use because i am too lazy to think
Jacob Moore
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AMERICUNTIAAAAA AND FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU EVERY OTHER ANGLOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU ARE ALL THE FITLH UNDER MY FEET AND I CRUSH YOU LIKE THE PATHETIC SCUM YOU ARE HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD I AM INVINCIBLE AND SUPREMEEEEE MY BSAED ROMANIAN SUPERIOTIY SHALL PWNN EVERY VAGINA AND ASSHOLE OF ANGLO NIGGERS INTHE WORLD BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Andrew Russell
>romania
you don't even deserve this you poor shell of a meme
Brandon Thompson
Finally! A straightpilled gif on Jow Forums, truly you're a valuable asset.
Hopefully none of the traps are set for us
Fun and autistic stuff always spreads really fast, I love it.
The official Blizzard forums or..?
You can sign up right here my friend! Welcome to the fold, fellow patriot!
>MY BSAED ROMANAIN SUPERIOTIY SHALL PWNN EVERY VAGINA
Women don't go after shit-skinned inbred gypsies
Justin Diaz
any guild plans?
Jacob Russell
ALL AMERICUNT PROPAGANDA OF COURSE, SINCE YOU ARE JEALOUUUUUUUUUUUUUS OF MY BASED ROMANIAN SUPERIORITY HAHAHAHAHAH YOU LARDOID FATASS AMERICUNTING MUTTOUD NIGGERRRR HAHAHAHAHAHAHH BAAAAAASED BAAAAAAAAAAAASED ROMANIA BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BWRC PWNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Xavier Parker
Well that's the main one it looks like eu.forums.blizzard.com
You'd need some propaganda to rally more troops.
Nicholas Rogers
Matthew Jenkins
idk, make a bunch of shit like this that /b/ will eat up, maybe even make some real posts for a set up a few days in advance
I bet you could even post some religious rants and get /lgbt/ to attack too
Asher Davis
saged
Nathaniel Hill
Bumped
Kayden Butler
thanks for the ideas, Saigon.
will think about doing that later this month.
Justin Kelly
Ah very true, best of luck in taking them down for good this time.
And when we do, may the best man win in the most honorable way.
Assuming /b/ doesn't just go "not ur personal army lol," that's a decent idea
Based swedish sager
Double bumped
Camden Gray
whats the plans of the guild
Jackson Fisher
can the khanate ally with duke nukem to finally shit on the roaches once more
Dominic Thomas
Ah right, I forgot to answer that.
The plan will be same as all the other guilds: gain status and notoriety on Jow Forums and work together with other guilds to reclaim the holy land, all in the standard Duke Nukem way.
Always ready to help remove some turkroaches from the world, constantinople never belonged to them in the first place.
Isaac Sullivan
witnessing the birth of a new and cancerous meme
Andrew Carter
Ur face is a new and cancerous meme lole
Parker Reed
One more word and I'll banish you to the shadow realm
Adam Moore
how do we level up again i forgot