Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>hey guys keep it down im trying to write my essay on why foot fetish is the most patrician fetish
okay guys, who shit in the pool again? someone's gotta clean this up.
*steals everyones pillows to make a pillow fort*
Good idea, let's make a brapthrower
Imagine the smell
kinda smug desu
hey my fellow gayposters I found a teleporter to a dimension with tons of qt virgin catboys! Hop in quick!
Ich hab den Flammenwerfer
prove it
tfw Jow Forums pillages NYC only to find the mansions there cost 4x more, don't have a yard and are townhouses, have six floors (a plus side), but are pimp and swag enough so that central park hookers are reluctant to call their pimps to rob you
should have gone to north shore LI desuyo
i wuld prefer to pillage a $110m NYC mansion six story exquisitely decorated and tile/marble-tiled palace across from central park.....
are the hookers in LI that much better?
>sOB
Awwwww, lemme come up to your room with chamomile tea and comfort you
day 1: neo schizo romania opens fire throughout the mansion
no day 2
shit if I know how prostitutes are
NYC probably would have a better view though
GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!
THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR BLOWING UP MY MANSION
*poops in the kitchen sink*
based
*poops in trash*
*lights trash on fire*
Anyone here willing to be the gf of the Supreme Gentleman?