I wish i had friends

thank you user but i want real life friends not internet cross-nation friends.

ok
i guess if you're still in school then join some clubs based on your interests to meet new people, or if you're not in school it might be harder but you could try to go to bars or something

Your order is bad and you should feel bad. Boi I'm gonna have to teach you how to drink.
Step 1: Fuck ice drink water bitch.
You know this actually hit me pretty hard and activated my almonds. It's not that I'm a cold or hard hearted person. On the contrary actually. I avidly give money to homeless people even if they'll spend it on drugs telling them "just use it to get through another day bro I know it sucks", I give respect to every person that crosses my path treating them with almost Canadian levels of hospitality and generosity but through all my kindness I find it very difficult to genuinely connect with people.
My circle of friends has always been wide but my inner circle has always been very small. I can only say I have 1 maybe 2 real niggas I'd ride and die with but even then I don't really connect with them. I'm a weird guy with weird interests. Even when I drink I order shit that an old man would. No matter what I do or who I meet genuinely connecting with someone is difficult for me. Nobody shares the same music tastes, movies, anime or hobbies. It's very lonely having to just nod and smile your way through most conversations. You show genuine interest in their interests and they become your friend very quickly. Unfortunately they just want to talk about themselves and have you nod and smile.
Most of my friendships revolve around one common interest which gets boring fast. It's not that I don't like that person because most of them are hella dope like Alize the weed guy who doesn't smoke, Kim (not my wife) the cute butch lesbian who loves camouflage clothing or Skylar the chubby anime watching white boy. Who they are is great and I love listening to the stuff they have to say but they don't like hearing what I think about unless it coincides with their interests.
I'll never be cold to my fellow human beings and not in a hippy way but in a we're all suffering in the same hell kind of way.

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I wish I had enough self esteem to get friends

I wanted to post some cringy sadboi pic replying to this but you somehow managed to beat me to it.

Based russhit right on time.

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Truth be told I don't have sadboi pics, like how much of a fag must you be to actually save that on your computer.

Friends are a pain.

You know I had a lady tell me I was a cheat and a liar taking advantage of poor people and that I should die in a car accident? All because she didn't read her contract and I had to explain it to her.
People like that never bother me.
You know what I mean?

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Not really, but loan sharks do deserve a very special place in hell, right next to crypto shills and pajeets.

I wish being a minion feet porn artist and go to merica to sell car in form of minions
I feel sad i wanna kill myself

I agree. I think the people on the other side of my building who lie and intentionally deceive people just to get their numbers up are human garbage.
On my team and in my department we explain everything up front before you even begin doing anything since we have to deal with complaints.
You will never have me get you a loan and be able to say "Oh well he didn't explain it and I feel cheated" because we have me on recording explaining it to you and you saying you understood.
I consider myself to be assisting those in need with limited financial resources. I've helped people get their rent paid, get their cars fixed and even get their husbands medication.
If I were a loan shark that would be one thing and I'd be ashamed of myself too but honestly I'm getting poor people money in a way that other places can't.
People with bad credit deserve to get emergency money too so long as your financial history isn't completely shit ass.

Whatever gets you going. HMU in hell tho, would love to bang.

>would love to bang
U WOT M8

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Well you're clearly ok with fucking my brains out with that play pretend to be delusional about your job, might as well give me a reach around.

Is it bad that I learned the water trick from a bloody MMORPG?

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Also
*hugs you*
>I don’t need
Just shut up and take it

Friends can be great, not gonna lie. "Friends" are also pretty useful. Anyways did you take that pic OP?

Which one?
Okay look Russhit I like you and don't play with my emotions like this. You know I'd gladly succ you and jerk you but not fuck you.
Thank you fren.

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>but not fuck you.
WHAT DOES A MAN HAS TO DO TO GET SOME DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A LETDOWN.
>don't play with my emotions like this
you do like it tho

Find people you have common interests with. Or fake it till you eventually stop being retarded.

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no got it from a fetish blog. but it has a "friends" vibe

>WHAT A LETDOWN
NANI THE FUCK DESU?????!!
>you do like it tho
IS THAT WHY YOU FUCK WITH ME?! YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCK ME YOU JUST LIKE MESSING WITH ME?!

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>NANI THE FUCK DESU?????!!
Konichiwa origato hui pizda jigurda desu lad. Truth be told I do need some good dicking tho.
>YOU JUST LIKE MESSING WITH ME?!
Ok, who's autistic here, you or me? I thought its kinda obvious.

Guild Wars 2
Drinking pirates under the table >~

>I do need some good dicking tho
>its kinda obvious
No it's really not but I don't have time for this. I've gotta go to bed so I'll just say fuck you russhit I actually like you in a really complicated way enough to give you a genuine passionate dicking but you confuse and hurt me.

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gnite fag

Hey OP wanna come over and wrassle? No homo.

If it's no homo i'm not gonna be interested

t. ashleyfag

>bUS

same lol

Give me one reason I should not want to be a normie

I wish I could fuck a lad in the arse