How do I have sex with a guy in a no-homo way? I hate faggots

How do I have sex with a guy in a no-homo way? I hate faggots

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Don't

>hehe gay is not gay hehehehehe :-)

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Just deny you ever did

it seems good in doujins

sexuality.. it's not only about having sex. you dumb.

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sir, you have the gay

You will regret it and may catch something. Also faggotry is a sin

charge him a few dollar
if you do it for money it not gay

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You don’t

but I want a wife too..

you're probably right, i know it's weird

sauce

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Ironic for you to say. Once having intercourse with the same gender, then you're automatically a homosexual.

Find yourself a girlfriend Pedro

get yourself a dildo first and see for yourself whether you enjoy it or not, before making the ghey

>automatically
why?

I want to, but they don't like me

Good idea, thanks

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If you will start shoving dildo up your ass they still won't like you. Unironically be yourself and go outside

Just say "no homo" also... Broderagem é broderagem

>dildo
People sometimes forget this, but you have to lube it up beforehand and insert it slowly and gently. If you just shove it in raw, you’re gonna have a very bad time.
After inserting it inside you, do some exploring with it inside you until you start rubbing something that feels strange but good when you press on it. You’ve found your G-spot.
Try rubbing it like a massage and occasionally pressing it towards your benis until you start shaking and cum starts drooling out of you~

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Why do you know this?

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Use your imagination

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Gay gay gay gay gay

Yes yes yes yes yes

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I love it XDDDDDDDD

they despise shy nerds like myself, trust me. I'm tired of trying.

hum, are you sure this isn't just a meme?

lewd. to be completely honest I already use my fingers with lube, but didn't get much out of it.. is it easier to find this g-spot with a toy?

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Yes because it’s bigger and thicker.

Oh, and it’s located towards your front side. Research male anatomy, but it’s not that deep inside

What you're looking for is your prostate, your fingers might not be large/long enough to rub it

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Haha no, it’d tear him apart on the first try.
Even Im scared of those things.

I hear you, next time i'll find it

some dragon dildos are funny.

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do u want to have non homo sexe

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Stick your dick in his pooper
Before you know it you will be super

yes, i want to put my pp in the vegina

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gay is not okay

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Based

for a slag, full of stds on top of that, to say this, is quite ironic, isn't it my dear?

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preach it

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>vegana
ummmm about that.......

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Actually , if you are on the top then your chances of catching things is fairly low. And you can wear a condom (latex not lambskin) to lower the chances further

Wrong. Who you have sex with is not necessarily correlated with your sexuality.

Sayeth the slag

you are all gay and, by extension, not okay

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So is you xddddddddddd

How am I gay?

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no
you are fage please die

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if I die will that make you happy?

Want me to hold you down and give you the hard benising?

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Say no homo before the act.

be girl (born without pp)

making what is considered gay sex doesn't make you really gay

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no
not really
no

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>not really
So there IS a time when you crave such things, making you gay. Checkmate slag

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Be born with two identical chromosomes

Why do you want me to die then?

i have the gay and im desperate, please gib saucies