Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion...
Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
*shits on the floor*
Clean it up
*steals everything that isn't nailed down and blames it on the poster below me*
luckily I brought my collection of uno reverse cards
*cums in the swimming pool*
*sounds of torrid gay secks*
Hey you, get into my room
I'm mourning my uncle right now
*sounds of torrid gay secks ensue*
This entire mansion is fucked. It got raped by new niggas and made it gay. Like the frogs who drink the water.
The only question that matters is if there is a rape dungeon.
Otherwise im not interested
It belongs to me, but Korbo is currently occupied within it
Cleans the house. Cooks food also bought weed for every one. Enjoy my little neets. Open a bottle of vine. Life is good
weed for every one.
Why would I ever smoke weed? You can’t force me!
i love you
*locks in the room*
fucking mansion full of dumb weirdos
*slips a love note a Scottish sissy made for Tsun Tsun under his door*
Sips on my vine no homo. Blow weed smoke in your face, you are cute when you are high ;j
*knocks on door* yell left your food out here user don't let it stand here for to long hot burgers are tasty
How would you know that when I never took drugs? I also, I don’t think I can look cute in any way whatsoever
SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK UP YOU BLOODY NIGGGGEEEER ANGLOOO ARHITECTURE IS INFERIOR AND MUT BS E DESTROY I FUCK YUOU HISR UP I';L LFUCK YOUR WHOLE SHIT UP YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I CAN DO? YEAH I CAN DO LOTS OF THINGS AND HERE' SOME OF HTEM FIRST OFF LADS... HERE'S THE DEAL
ANGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OYUUUUUUUUU AND STFU WITH YOUR GURGLING OF RETARDNESS AND NIGGERING TIME FOR A RAPE YOU CUNT
*calls the police to call them niggers*
*throws the romanian in the cum filled swimming pool*
is it time to "hygge", as the danes would say?
*breaks the note*
im not accepting food from a dane, its dangerous.
Oh don't be so modest you make me smile
Don't be so angry I know it have been a long day at work but now it's time to chill
Naughty satina poster *hand you a water baloon* here throw rhis
Yes it's hygge time ;j
Well then you can cook your own dinner the fridge is full then the Roman can have an extra burger
No seriously, I look like a strange combination of Mick Jagger and Lou Reed but not in a good way. On top of that I am too autistic to even try to get a gf via meming it ;_;.
why do they ruin everything?
*literally beheads you*
*the body poofs into dust*
*starts farming organic memes*
i didnt read that note dont worry, im not into fat scottish faggots
good choice they're all ugleh and gay
*plants a neon sign in the yard reading " NO JEWS, NO NIGGERS, NO SCHIZOS"*
You are the living proof
hey guys I found a teleporter to a dimension full of qt traps, twinks, cat boys, and other gay and "not gay" stuff. Hop in quick!
are you sure that it's real?
it might be one of hitler's ovens
*puts this up right next to the sign*
You said it...
SSP's tsun is for me, not for you. Stop stealing my tsun affections.
*also puts up a little sign that says "NO GAYS OR TRANNIES EITHER"*
*sets up an atom bomb*
you can have him
can i have you?
you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now you're mine now
No, i dont want him.
He is disgustang.
No, you don't understand. You don't get to have me. I get to have you.
I just like a a few posters here, and you are not one of them, fuck of obsesive weirdo.
i'm pretty sure owning people is illegal
that's kinda rude
he seems perfectly nice and mentally stable to me
i don't want to own you, i want to have you, is different
Dumb scottish fag
The greater the tsun, the sweeter the dere will be.
Your crassness only serves to further endear you to me, SSP.
I’ve done gay erp and these posts are gayer.
yeah i guess so my brain is dumb
i am not scot or fag
discord thread lol
never reply to me or my gay rping again you deformed aids-stricken queen
The greater the Tsun, the sweeter the dere
so can i hab you?
Unlike SSP, I'm not a tsundere, though.
Hey Boys. Care to take some
glamour shots with me?
Derp derp derp derp derp!
But you’re gayer than me. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
But you're gayer than me.
Is there a vacant room on this mansion?
I’m not the one going for Tsun Spain and calling him SSP
Which one of you keeps going in my room to watch chinese porn?
My humour is on a level so much infinitely more complex and intellectual than yours that explaining it to you would be like explaining advanced calculus to a toddler. I don't expect you to understand, but you should at least have the humility and mild introspection to realize that I'm immutably heterosexual and you're depraved in a way most veteran aids patients could only hope to be, and fuck off with your retarded cocklust for me like your harem master told you to.
Didn’t read lole
You are both, dumb scottish fag heh
all of those things are out of my control
i can understand
mani goode wishes to you
Poor dummy scot ghei.
its ok dumb
you're really nice and i enjoy talking to you but i doubt you'll like me outside of my stupid bant shitposts
i think i will try to sleep now
opens door to the bathroom and this is what you see