W-Welcome to yet another episode of Therapy Tea with Alice2D! Having troubles overcoming a recent s-slump...

W-Welcome to yet another episode of Therapy Tea with Alice2D! Having troubles overcoming a recent s-slump? Let not your sorrowful voice go unheard and speak out to m-me, user!

Attached: e181a886f4d7ebfb5f9e5d95567de2eea-700.png (1203x700, 774K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=O4HKr9n_tPo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

no

Korbo the tranny has a fake fanny

Korboid

you make me so horney korbo

Attached: 1534524062576 (2).png (384x594, 316K)

>1534524062576 (2).png

Attached: 1543713418270.png (1662x1617, 1.58M)

yeah i couldnt find it in my folder so i looked in the archives and found it with chrome

I want to have an anime Gf so badly. Can you give the Supreme Gentleman that?

Forgot pic.

Attached: 5CE95B98-376C-45B0-BFBA-64AFD98C2789.jpg (940x627, 38K)

when are we getting married korbo?

Attached: 1549309913129.png (620x850, 111K)

T-To my misfortune I have a d-dick and I'm not an anime girl nor know any real anime girls IRL.

Attached: Alice-Margatroid-3-alice-margatroid-25929195-435-500.jpg (435x500, 79K)

what makes a picture awful dear?

Attached: 1584848485856.jpg (869x950, 91K)

Your presence!

Attached: Alice-Margatroid-3-alice-margatroid-25929190-400-400.jpg (400x400, 223K)

but korbo, our love is meant to be, don't reject me like so...

Attached: 1558498485576.jpg (422x492, 83K)

I don't trust strangers dear.

Attached: SxdLHVIO_400x400.jpg (250x250, 11K)

Korbo, it's me, your therapist.

We spoke last time regarding you coming to terms with your latent homosexual urges, and I'm glad to see you're going further and confronting your gender dysphoria by presenting yourself through a female persona online - this is very common for beginning transgenders like yourself.

Is there a new name you'd like us to know you as, to better represent your new gender identity? I notice you're responding to 'Alice' a lot, but is this just one you're trying out or a more permanent change? I personally think the name Edna suits you quite well! If necessary, my administrative team is happy to help you with the changes to your file, they're very understanding.

Have you yet to make any progress with the cute American boy you were telling me about last time? While your homosexual fantasies were certainly graphic, I'm sure you could speak as friends first, then possibly work your way up to your intense desire to fellate him and have him, as you put it, 'poz your olive boi pucci'?

All in all Edna, I'm very proud of you for beginning your social transition. I'm sure you'll be sucking and fucking away in no time with this kind of progress! I'll be in touch next week regarding your scatology philia and confronting your jealousy of women, but do reach out to me sooner if you find yourself in need, you wop faggot.

Have you ever thought of changing your thingie to "TheraTea?"

didn't read lol

sound advice

Attached: 1ihCjfD5_400x400.jpg (400x400, 30K)

Now now dear, we both know you did, and engagement is very important for your therapy. I hate to see you regressing like this, although you are constantly insisting that your "Daddy" must change your nappies in your ideal relationship, that is a paraphilia also.

Please, continue our discourse, your jealousy of infants and women is deeply disturbing and requires proper therapeutic care. You can't keep eating shit out of gas station toilets, you need to seek sexual gratification elsewhere. Your investment in a 'Bad Dragon Dildo' was supposed to combat this.

Do you want to become Alice2D ver.3 2019 edition?

Attached: 18f0d8a8d810ff3811b9702060022517_400x400.jpg (400x400, 39K)

holy shit based
best post of r/banter all year

Maybe, dear

Attached: tumblr_nt3o1tE4vQ1rs4yfmo2_500.gif (500x280, 1.8M)

buut whyy..?

Attached: photo_2019-02-13_04-44-59.jpg (320x320, 13K)

because i'm bored :P

Attached: 37525-touhou-alice-margatroid.44b376c78e9f7ca0bf846a75a8bfb4d7.png (600x530, 423K)

So it's not a long term thing?

Attached: 0-1517374832817.png (446x417, 239K)

maybe, maybe not

Attached: dd1857517543be169523e8389e42795e.jpg (564x725, 56K)

Oh, Edna! You're posting as Rui now, a crossdressing character! Congratulations on finding an appropriate avatar for your degenerate ass! Maybe now you can be like all the pretty girls you are jealous of, and can get a hot load in your stinker!

Do you mind if I were to add you on Discord?

Attached: 1529097768112.jpg (400x400, 23K)

better post your own lest i should deal with retards i filtered in this thread

Attached: Alice-Margatroid-fandoms-31975291-452-500.jpg (452x500, 74K)

Yuukles#3521

Attached: 1542552616876.jpg (600x600, 166K)

cute username

Hey guys, Korbo here on my phone. Made a cute video of myself dancing for the thread! Hope you guys like my moves.

youtube.com/watch?v=O4HKr9n_tPo

Sexy

>trying this hard
you'll have to shave more often if you want to make a good impression, dear

Attached: 1531765011562.png (1886x1596, 650K)

>uploaded an hour ago

is that really you

>they spent time of their lives making a video to put me off and that i'll never watch
oh nononononono

Attached: Alice-3.png (500x500, 111K)

To be fair man you dance pretty well

a lot of people seem to be romantically in love with you on bant, alice.

Attached: 1507686179025.jpg (680x682, 27K)

that's not me man lmfao

>alice
guess again.

Korbo you are fucking adorable

LMAO

Such level of samefagging...

Attached: Cowboy_Kermit.jpg (359x310, 17K)

Korbo, you're gonna have to get over the fact you're cute.

let's fuck, dork

Attached: 1554127053967.jpg (626x727, 57K)

Literally you rn

Attached: 1555503436972.jpg (512x325, 29K)

That's what your ass will look like after I bodyslam your prostate, yes.

Which disability did they name you after again?

Attached: 947.jpg (1280x720, 86K)

>Posting my Kermit

I'm gonna make you drink warm milk and tuck you into bed and sing lullabies to you until you fall asleep you fucker.

Okay

Attached: CBFDFCA05E2B4A2BB46ED8B3F897ED0C.gif (403x360, 112K)

Korbo

u

Attached: 1555544046065.jpg (512x325, 39K)

Shit isn't liquid and cum isn't voluminous tho

I'll fucking wake up in the middle of the night to your crying and hold you close and burp you and shush you back to sleep.

If you think I won't change your fucking diaper, you're dead wrong.

Your shit is liquid because its been blended by all the dicks, and theres just that much cum that it looks it!

Seethe harder it's funny

>cum isn't voluminous

Your cum just isn't viscous enough. Currently forming my latest cum statue in your living room.

Oh he's funny huh, wanna suck his dick too? I bet you do, bet you wanna eat his shit and cum, you trap wannabe.

All hail The Sperm Count, a real Alpha

>seethe harder
That's fucking right, you bet your soft little ass I'll be pushing you around in a stroller through the park. You better fucking believe I'll play peek-a-boo with you.

Don't forget to baby powder his chapped ass

God i love my fans even though it's just one guy on different proxies without a life

Korbo, I'm just concerned for your well-being is all. You doing alright man?

Korbo always giggles when I powder his little baby buns. He loves it.

I'll rub my nose on yours, you fuck. I'll gently rock you back and forth in my arms until you fall asleep.

Attached: 1555534568566.png (384x800, 518K)

K
I played with you today but next time I'll just opt for the filters and won't give you a single (you)
Later losers

Attached: 13817.png (192x193, 44K)

okay but in all seriousness what are you wearing rn

boo hoo nigger faggot, hope you dont choke on daddys shit and cum

I always start each pokemon game with a male ralts and I promise it every time it levels up that I'm gonig to evolve it into gallade. I even keep him equipped with a dawn stone. I even give him high ATK IVs and an adamant nature, increasing its physical attack and lowering SP attack, he's going to absolutely reign supreme as a physical attacker gallade

He finally evolves into kirlia and then it's just one more, but of course I press B each subsequent level. Playfully at first, teasing him as if it's merely an accident. Then afterwards I absolutely promise to evolve him into a proper Gallade next time, with absolute certainty. Right as he's breaching for the next level I rip away his dawn stone and force my rare candy down his throat, I laugh horribly into his ears as his body forcibly feminizes in front of me, long flowing gown slipping down those slender legs as all of his physical prowess and hopes melt away into broken dreams and regret. He's my sissy gardevoir bitch and even with an adamant nature I'm going to break him and use him, parading him in front of the world as I ultimately defeat the elite four and broadcast to the world that I own this megaevolved wedding gown male gardevoir bitch.

I'm gonna do it in sword/shield too, filling my team with all the cute new girly pokemon.

Attached: 31771c3dff90a313daba1861d524b505.jpg (850x813, 58K)

this but korbo

Goodnight little baby

Attached: 1555534568566.png (384x800, 514K)

what the hell

Attached: bbf9aa1ffdbc9d197a2f5d16f366886a.jpg (800x800, 155K)

Korbo has been sending me some... disturbing... messages on discord. That's a direct quote.

abhorrent thread

Attached: 002D954C-FB46-4027-8BF4-03E3F501E639.jpg (969x1200, 154K)

korbo wouldn't say that liar!

Attached: 1554782561088.gif (182x250, 93K)

You'd be surprised, he's a pretty uninhibited guy once he gets going. He's quite fond of the abdl and age regression fetishes, but I can't say the same - having him unceasingly come on to me like that is quite uncomfortable. I just want him to get help for these paraphilias.

saged

Thanks for the update swede-cuck.

See?

unsaged, muslim

Attached: 1539554527764.jpg (509x810, 96K)

vomits everywhere

Remember to save and repost user! Being reminded of this is important for Korbo to come to terms with who he really is!