1. do shit

1. do shit
2. fuck girls
what's so hard to understand about life?

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1. do what?
2. I've tried
Everything is hard to understand about life.

some of us can't get girls to have sex with us

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go outside incel, it's that easy

They invented rape for a reason user

How do I get the second part?

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the opportunity should come just after you've done step 1

oh yeah I forgot about the hordes of beautiful woman who flock to me every time I step outside beginning me to be their boyfriend yep finding love and companionship is as easy as going outside

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no it doesn't actually

How do I get the first part?

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then you've literally done step 1 wrong
look at he doing it right

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step 0 is being born and living to be atleast 13, age may vary

that was my post too and it was a joke but you knew that

yes, i did know that

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Stop being a jew you switz.


Tell me how do I get past level 0 and skip to level 2.

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You might want to skip to level 4

Unborn underage detected.

What's on level 4?

Im a 21y virgin.

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then why did you make that post? just to mock me?

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Death

go outside to places where there are girls

How about we roll back to level 2 for a second.

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go shirtless to beach, find cute looking grill, talk to her

and do what? I'm not exactly the type of guy girls would find interesting or fun.

It's cold outside.


Also chad will mogg me.

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I can't help you to skip step 0 but there's a cheat code you can use after unsuccessfully doing step 1 and it's called "have atleast 300 dollars" and you can find it at your local pimps house

Sage.

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Well, your only way then is to ask gymbros for help.

haha yes i'm a mastermind and wanted to mock you

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doesn't have 300 dollars in your local currency?

>gymbros
>"just be confident bro"
>"just be yourself bro"
dumb med pack

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Whats wrong with asking for help?
Whats wrong with actually deciding to get better?
Whats wrong with finding confidence through getting better?
Just don't be yourself, spacegayboy, not even fags would settle for fucking someone like you.

I already lift.


I'm twink tier mode.

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Well I literally meant asking some chads in gym for help lol.

>Whats wrong with asking for help?
nothing just don't ask retarded people for help
>Whats wrong with actually deciding to get better?
>Whats wrong with finding confidence through getting better?
confidence is worthless if you don't have the looks to back it up I thought most people understood this by now
>Just don't be yourself, spacegayboy, not even fags would settle for fucking someone like you
my point exactly some people are just too repulsive and repugnant to find love

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>just b urself
this is very true but don't complain if you're either unlikeable, unhygienic or lazy when urself and thus can't do step 1 correctly

Jow Forums bros are by chad bros.

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exactly being yourself is hard when your a pathetic waste of skin

Honestly just stop being autistic, I'm not even attractive or seeking girls but from time to time girl just flirt with me on their own.
>retarded people
you're not the one to judge and honestly you should get any help you can get
>confidence is worthless if you don't have the looks to back it up
top kek, its actually the other way around
>my point exactly
Well, go change yourself and be that yourself and stop being incel.
huh?

Anyway I gotta sleep, good night.

I only get dudes hitting on me.


Girls do approach me in nightclubs. But autisms kicks in.

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>confidence is worthless if you don't have the looks to back it up I thought most people understood this by now
Summoning Normie ugly mug pic - hes fucked dozens of women and men.

>any help you can get
sorry but I am bit past the point of helping
>actually the other way around
are you fucking serious? girls go crazy for good looking dreary shy boys
>Well, go change yourself
I'm trying but no matter what I still find that on the inside I'm still that hateful spiteful freaky loser

>hes fucked dozens of women and men
you actually believe that?

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Ye, he’s shown me pics.

Swiss girls are attracted by public defecation?

>inb4 HES SHOWN YOU PORN OF HIMSELF????
Get your mind outta the gutter.

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...

yeah I can post pics of random girl's and say I'm fucking them too it's really not that hard

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But can you post pics of girls kissing you? Checkmate

no but I could pay a hooker to do that like he does

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Bitch please, you’re just trying to come up with excuses for yourself for having no game at all.

no it's not a excuse I don't see any female besides his dog of a wife having sex with him and what fuck does "game" mean do normalfags just make this shit up

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'Game' is the opposite of 'friend zone'.

Yes it’s an excuse because you can’t stand the fact that the guy whose ugly mug pic gets spammed by Fagmark on a daily basis has more sex in a week than you’ve ever had and it’s not because of looks - he’s balding in his 20s, missing two front teeth from fights and it makes him look like a methhead - it’s because of personality and confidence, not looks.

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ok so it just means your good looking and are in general attractive to women ok got it

no human who looks like this is able to have sex with out the use of prostitutes are outstandingly ugly women