It's almost easter but I hate jesus, what do I do?
It's almost easter but I hate jesus, what do I do?
Consider the Following.
what did jesus do to you
this. tell us fren.
he was a jerk to other jews and my mother is jewish
>my mother is jewish
maybe that's because they tried to kill him
oh yes. that's a hard one.
explain
no, cause he was a jerk first and nobody asked for his opinion
its probably a pagan holiday anyway like christmas
nobody asked your opinion either
Do Jews really do this?
Accept Jesus into your heart
do what?
>accept hunchback arab jew apostates into your life
>hey guys u need to listen to me because of muh ritual sacrifice of muhself because a talking snake talked to a woman made out of a spare rib ate an apple otherwise when u die u go to bad fire place
wow i have never been so convinced in my entire life t. christfags and most muslims who see him as a lesser diety
Jesus literally did nothing wrong. Why the fuck do Jews bully him? Even the muslims have some respect for Jesus.
true! also he didn't really fulfill the mashiach prophecies, so christians just retconned the religion
he was literally rude and inconvenient!!
they literally had to retcon the bit about him coming back from the dead because a regular old death wasn't supernatural enough
Join the ONA and get stabbed
just take advantage of it and eat some fucking chocolate. don’t be a bad atheist my fellow branon, it’s not worth getting worked up about such a thing
i will, thanks.
you’re welcome, cheers and hang on there, i come from a very christian family and i know what it is like, just raw aggression and really uncomfortable (at least in my household)
do you still live wiht them?
OP: do you like this picture?
yeah, looks cute.
yep, it’s dreadful and I feel like I’m rotting inside, but i’ll get out of here in 2 months, looking forward to it
>rude
Elaborate nigga
that's nice, good luck to you.
he started acting like others practiced the religion the wrong way and stuff, a trouble maker essentially
The pharisees didn't like Jesus flipping over their tables and telling them to stop using the holy temple as a flea market. I can't think of any other moment Jesus was aggressive. All other times, he only called them names.
Never laid a hand on them, and they killed him.
what about the time he summoned dragons
>Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, Chapter 18
Well yeah, I mean he was right; examples include him stopping the stoning of a woman and the stoppage of the holy temple being used to peddle goods. Besides, being a trouble maker doesn't exactly warrant death via cross either
Go choke on a baby foreskin, rabbi.
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Then you know Jesus is cute too.
crente≠cristão
Repent you sinful huenigger
stop being a faggot user
based
super-based
Um sorry sweatie its the other way around
Kill you friends!
stupid jesus freaks!
it's not a pol conspiracy. Some rabbis really do suck the bleeding babydicks. Look it up.
evil satanic cult
>he really doesn't celebrate Easter
all atheists need to stop worshiping the root collective and the demiurge.
Y'all muthafuckas need paganism.