It's almost easter but I hate jesus, what do I do?

It's almost easter but I hate jesus, what do I do?

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Consider the Following.

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what did jesus do to you

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this. tell us fren.

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he was a jerk to other jews and my mother is jewish

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>my mother is jewish

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maybe that's because they tried to kill him

oh yes. that's a hard one.

explain

no, cause he was a jerk first and nobody asked for his opinion

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its probably a pagan holiday anyway like christmas

nobody asked your opinion either

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Do Jews really do this?

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Accept Jesus into your heart

do what?

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>accept hunchback arab jew apostates into your life

>hey guys u need to listen to me because of muh ritual sacrifice of muhself because a talking snake talked to a woman made out of a spare rib ate an apple otherwise when u die u go to bad fire place
wow i have never been so convinced in my entire life t. christfags and most muslims who see him as a lesser diety

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Jesus literally did nothing wrong. Why the fuck do Jews bully him? Even the muslims have some respect for Jesus.

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true! also he didn't really fulfill the mashiach prophecies, so christians just retconned the religion

he was literally rude and inconvenient!!

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they literally had to retcon the bit about him coming back from the dead because a regular old death wasn't supernatural enough

Join the ONA and get stabbed

just take advantage of it and eat some fucking chocolate. don’t be a bad atheist my fellow branon, it’s not worth getting worked up about such a thing

i will, thanks.

you’re welcome, cheers and hang on there, i come from a very christian family and i know what it is like, just raw aggression and really uncomfortable (at least in my household)

do you still live wiht them?

OP: do you like this picture?

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yeah, looks cute.

yep, it’s dreadful and I feel like I’m rotting inside, but i’ll get out of here in 2 months, looking forward to it

>rude
Elaborate nigga

that's nice, good luck to you.

he started acting like others practiced the religion the wrong way and stuff, a trouble maker essentially

The pharisees didn't like Jesus flipping over their tables and telling them to stop using the holy temple as a flea market. I can't think of any other moment Jesus was aggressive. All other times, he only called them names.

Never laid a hand on them, and they killed him.

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what about the time he summoned dragons
>Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, Chapter 18

Well yeah, I mean he was right; examples include him stopping the stoning of a woman and the stoppage of the holy temple being used to peddle goods. Besides, being a trouble maker doesn't exactly warrant death via cross either

Go choke on a baby foreskin, rabbi.

>>Jow Forums

Then you know Jesus is cute too.

crente≠cristão

Repent you sinful huenigger

stop being a faggot user

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based
super-based

Um sorry sweatie its the other way around

Kill you friends!

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stupid jesus freaks!

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it's not a pol conspiracy. Some rabbis really do suck the bleeding babydicks. Look it up.

evil satanic cult

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>he really doesn't celebrate Easter

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all atheists need to stop worshiping the root collective and the demiurge.

Y'all muthafuckas need paganism.

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