Dear Jow Forums, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking...

Dear Jow Forums, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking. We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? Infchan? 9gag? No, no.Here. Tomorrow at 01:00 (Jow Forums Time), Your Website will officially come to an end. "kek u cant do sh*t" Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us. You're probably all thinking "DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO" There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Gookmoot here, apologizing and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website. As of now, you have 5 hours. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader

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Listen up faggot, don't insult me. I've got a hacking agency at the ready and if you insult me, me and me mates are gonna trace you down and release all your shit to the whole world to see, got it? You don't mess with us, cunt.
We are PinkyBong
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Except us

thank you anonymoos, you are doing god's work

Just shut this fucking site down faggot

It would take moar than one fucking idiot to DDOS 4Chen. Anonymous is DEAD. I used to be leader of AnonUK. AMA LOL

Imagine being this much of a fag lmao

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>Imagine being this much of a fag lmao

At least he believes in himself

Listen up faggot, don't insult me. I've got a hacking agency at the ready and if you insult me, me and me mates are gonna trace you down and release all your shit to the whole world to see, got it? You don't mess with us, cunt.
We are PinkyBong
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Except us

epic

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

cringy copy pasta
Based copy pasta

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saw some people riding
without helments and
I thought that was good
idea. Just me, the open
roand and that car veering
into my lane. It's in and
out, but it's been many
years. You're suppose to
always have your health
and that’s what living is.
It’s the inside out. Not
the outside in.

You let that catch up
with your mug, everything
else will line out ya mug.
Don't be a mug.

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Soemone rear ended tthis woman
waiting to turn left from the center.
Fractured pelves broke my wirst.

Words into their mouths.
Slandering their own name.

Alright. whatev.
Anyone got one
of these tucked
away soewhere.

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Cut the shit. We know you’re baiting

I got a guy fieri mask too

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>The Leader
What a shit name, did you're parents hated you or something

That's it. I'm getting caller ID and buying a dog.