Why doesn't the east celebrate easter when it's named after them?

Why doesn't the east celebrate easter when it's named after them?

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why doesn't iceland celebrate ice when it's named after it?

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Kek

good image

because there isn't a iceter or something similar to celebrate
though there is a local ice cream festival in one of our towns so maybe that fits

Why don't the United States celebrate Uni when they are named after it?

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why doesn't iceland land ice when it's named after it? land ice ice land land ice ice land

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Iceland is named after Land, remember

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Catastrophic debt that's nessecary for some high ranking jobs we probably won't get. You tell me.

iceland btfo. How will disgusting homosexuals ever recover?

It's the feast of Eostre.

Who's Eostre?

A Pagan Goddess of Spring, dawn and fertility.
Her symbols and holy signs are bunnies and eggs, because bunnies fuck all day and chicken can lay every day at least one egg.

the dude who invented east

man christianity would be really dull without pagan influence
how did it ever get spread?

saged

Pagans never really searched for an answer for things like why we exist or what happens after death, they lived in the presence without worrying about the future and past, well there exist stories of gods which engage about complicated topics like afterlife, but they were almost always in a timeless state which reflects their way of living again. Things could have happended in the past or would still happen.

Still mostly only the sages of a community kept the the traditions and shared it with every single member, so there were many of the common folk who only grasped a bit of everything and questioned oneself.

Those were easily persuade to join Christianity, they found answers, because they were told to them to be fact, everyone who behaved after the new rules will find true happiness. The stories of Jesus and his powers astonished them, they supposedly happened for real in our world in the past, he was acclaimed as god of the people, the only god of them all who showed his physical appearance to man.
The others went over the centuries into oblivion and Jesus was known as the only true God.
Fake promises and exploiting of once worries were and are still the model of Christianity.

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lol

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This doggy is wise and deserving of headpats
thanks for the info

good gif

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Because they named it wrong?

also a pretty good post

why is everyone in iceland a 400 IQ maniac

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The elves grant us super brain powers
But we also have to believe in elves to gain them which sorta makes you insane

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they're not
elves and their compatriots must be put to death

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Dunno but East Timor probably celebrates it since it's a Catholic majority Abu state and Timor in their language stands for East which means their country is literally called East East and sometimes East East East depending on what it's translated too apparently.

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