I about to take my third bath today, you know the same number of times you bath in a month. Are you jealous euros? I can only imagine your smell right now
Hey euros
Hunter Sanders
James Parker
*zaps you*
heh, nothing personnel caralho
Luis Morales
Behold our showers
Joshua Miller
BANHO DE MACACO
Brandon Miller
but why
Josiah Allen
AESTHETIC purpose
Cooper Peterson
safe
cheap
quick
Logan Gutierrez
In Europe you can get arrested for bathing more than once a week due to environmental laws.
If your neighbors hear your water running too much, they'll contact the authorities who will drag you out of your house in the dead of night
Angel Allen
older homes will ground to metal pipes
Jack Mitchell
Why would we be jealous?
But yes, I'm extremely smelly right now.
Angel Perez
so being dirty and stinky is normal to them?
I've heard that Europeans don't shower and to hide their hideous odor use shitload of cologne or perfume, is that true?
Austin Hill
yes
Tyler Edwards
they eat about 2 pounds of smelly cheeses every day to mask the smell
Jaxon Myers
That's fucking disgusting, not gonna lie
Josiah Walker
Why do Brazilians bathe so much? Is it because they don't have air conditioning?
Charles Hughes
You get used to it quick
Jack Jackson
imagine being so smelly you have to shower three times a day
Logan Turner
Imagine the odor of the european
Jayden Evans
Because the weather is hot and our only confort is to take a cold shower.
Dylan Wilson
... method of execution ?
Grayson Parker
American here. God Bless!
Kayden Sanders
based
adrenaline pump in the morning.
Jose Barnes
We meme here but people hardly ever get eletrocuted by it and it's a rather safe system (if you install it correctly ofc)
Christian Rodriguez
not our fault that we live in cold countries and dont generate 5 liters of sweat a day
Alexander Ward
Do you want me to mail you a used sock for sniffing during your masturbation?
Lincoln Rivera
They call that a polish shower, or french shower, depending on the cunt.
Levi Scott
>socks
Ewwwww, I prefer used underwear so I can drink the sweat and lick it
Joseph Stewart
Nordic boys smell the best
imagine they trap you in their hamper
Gavin Rodriguez
i only get in the bath to epilate so it doesn't make noise desu showers are better
Landon Hill
>tfw no cute smelly duce gf
if you are a cute girl please do
Chase Green
I wonder if she has smelly feet haha...
Joshua Allen
can I get a quick rundown on the wired shower
Daniel Butler
>be american
>collect water for a bath because Heisenberg has gained a monopoly on water and cranked prices up
>get arrested for breaking federal law
>go to McPrison with the other McDelinquents
Asher Gonzalez
It's pretty much tradition, the natives used to bathe several times a day and the Portuguese settlers picked up the habit
Charles Davis
wut? OP isnt exaggerating?!
Wyatt Jenkins
I can only imagine, user
Carson Rogers
Where did you fags come from?
Jow Forums or Jow Forums?
Hunter Brown
...
Jace Roberts
About the 3 baths a day? Probably yes.
Most people take 1 or 2 baths a day but of course there are people here that take 3.
Kayden Bailey
Nice bait, you corn syrup addicted peasant