What are some examples of the local baking culture in your region, r_banter?
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John Long
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Brandon Powell
woah I'm the first post in a bump cult
Benjamin Butler
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Cameron Jones
Starting out, here's a dish of glorified rice. It's rice, whipped cream, and pineapple, to or to not be fitted in a crust. It's like a pineapple cream pie!
Gabriel Morgan
Khao Mao Tod. It's a fried banana with crisped rice inside.
William Allen
no gelatin?
Camden Barnes
The whipped cream mixed with rice serves that function.
Elijah Robinson
I had something like this with whipped cream, pineapple, and coconut. I think it had some other fruit in it too like maybe little bits of orange.
Austin Stewart
I'm gonna have my wife make a le dank forced face cake now
Carter Baker
That sounds pretty epic, post the results.
Wouldn't be surprised. There's a bunch of variants from state to state.
Noah Hughes
eww still 50s old people food
Josiah Adams
Jackson Garcia
Looks like a pocket-pot-pie.
Evan Hill
Cirno cookie? Me no lookie.
Carson Perry
What a blast, from the past!
Josiah Powell
Piragi: AKA meatbread. /tg/ loves these things for some reason,
Wyatt Russell
hmmm
David Evans
Yes, contemplate the navels
Jackson Barnes
British bread always looks dry and unappealing on the outside.
Christopher Rivera
It's better than it looks. That's just the crust.
Jason Carter
Rise above! 2husters are gonna rise above!
Ayden Robinson
god fucking damn, shadow bump cult...
at least I keep my bump posts public and add some pertinent info or a get attempt
shame!
Angel Butler
Those bumps were to keep the thread afloat during the furry raid you slept through, burger.
There's more to food than the presentation. This? Looks terrifying, tastes delicious!
Jack Collins
yeh, thats usually what happens if the pepsi bot is coming out, I'm not disapproving the bumping, its the deleting
Asher Green
Pepsi might be dead, since the furryposter was using SK IPs to spam.
Julian Foster
garsh
David Anderson
What the fuck? I want some.
Jordan Bell
RIP.
Alexander Richardson
Recipe is pretty simple:
>In a saucepan bring 2 cups water to a boil. Add rice and stir. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 20 minutes.
>In a large bowl combine the cooked, cooled rice, sugar, pineapple and marshmallows. Fold in the whipped cream. Chill for 4 hours.
>Spoon the rice mixture into 6 dessert dishes and place a cherry on top of each.
Liam Watson
Jace Sullivan
Marshmallows? That makes it sound more substantial than just using cream.
Colton Gray
gay cunt
Camden Johnson
Oh, now I get what you're trying to say.
>Romania
is a gay cunt
William Roberts
gay cunt my ass faggot
Isaiah Nelson
>Romania
Oliver Thompson
pork and saurekraut
>romania
Brody Gomez
>Romania
Gavin Foster
>Romania
Luis Taylor
>Romania
Lincoln Butler
Try some fairy bread
Dominic Scott
one time i made a brownies in the oven and i fucked it up and made cake instead and had no frosting so i put chocolate chip on top and this is my culture
Adrian Ortiz
Michigan?
Carter Thomas
Isn't that just butter and sugar on bread?
Jordan Thompson
Does it taste like it looks?
Sebastian Sanchez
Elijah Campbell
What do you think it looks like?
Aaron Hernandez
New bot?
Benjamin Bailey
Probably a lot worse. It's just butter and sprinkles, after all.
Nolan Hernandez
Pajaritos.
(Translates to "Little birds")
Zachary Phillips
Arepas.
It is full of cheese,
Cooper Sullivan
fugg I want that so bad
dry and sweet bread
Angel Wood
These are delicious with potatoes.
Ayden Reed
Now I'm hungry for south american food.
Ryder Perry
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Jason Hill
Delicious.
Hunter Morales
It's SA beef.
Jason Watson
Josiah Hernandez
>American as apple pie
>Actually British
Henry Stewart
Apples are from Kazakhstan
Isaiah Harris
But it was the bongs that made it into a pie to begin with.
Julian Thomas
eat fishe
Andrew Williams
I direct you to Fishe pie
Angel James
How do you keep the fish from tipping over?
Juan Nelson
Just use the dough to keep it in place. What I wonder is how to eat without eating the bones.
Isaac Turner
If you fry them hard enough, then cook, the bones practically dissolve.
Mason Martinez
Bakewell Tart. "Tart" also is a pre-1990s way of saying slag, not sure if that is specific to UK, although that is unrelated
It is a shortcust pastry with layers of jam, frangipane and usually topped with chopped almonds. It was made by accident when some retarded woman misread a recipe. The origins are hotly contested, with the Rutland Arms, The Original Bakewell Pudding Shop and The Pudding Shop all claiming that they are responsible
The only murder in Bakewell in recent years (about 35 years ago) was referred to as the "Bakewell Tart Murder", because the victim was a woman who was a bit of a slag and some downie apparently killed and spunked on her body. Just to further dox myself, the downie kid ended up buying my aunties house when he received £400k in compo for false imprisonment. He served 27 years for a murder that he probably didn't commit. Everyone in Bakewell now assumes it was his dad, because his dad was a sexual harasser, flasher and abuser. This was never proved, though
Luis Watson
Uhh I fucked up my local history. The "accident" actually led to the creation of the Bakewell Pudding, not the Bakewell tart. The Bakewell pudding has a softer, flakier pastry base and uses a mixture of egg/almond custard topping
The Bakewell tart was a Kipling rendition of the Bakewell pudding. Personally, I prefer a Bakewell pudding, but the tart is much more famous
Ryan Barnes
True
Liam Gutierrez
That's, actually quite an interesting history. I've seen these being sold in the local pie place all the time half a world away, and you practically know the people who invented them!
Landon Garcia
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Easton Johnson
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Gavin Williams
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Cameron Diaz
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Carson Jones
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Asher Harris
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Levi Wright
Are you okay?
Cameron Thomas
yeah, it's pretty based desu lad. I would definitely recommend the pudding. And the tart is good if hot and served with cream
Ryan Collins
Nice
Adam Sanchez
Noted.
Ryan Russell
Nathan Brooks
mmm hot lead
Owen Russell
These are great fresh, but they lose all appetizing value the moment they go cold
Ian Rivera
Depends in the exact filling. I use sweet pork in mine.
Nolan Cooper
pound it, brother!!!
Matthew Perry
cancerous bumpbot spotted
Liam Perry
Local ramen shop
Juan Stewart
cancerous bumpbot spotted
Joshua Nguyen
cancerous bumpbot spotted
Chase Phillips
Nibba that soop not ramen
Joshua Ramirez
Good soup.
Mason Ward
Camden Turner
cancerous bumpbot spotted
Aiden Rogers
New IP?
Ethan Stewart
Minced sausage with raisins for the sweetness.
Luke Howard
cancerous bumpbot spotted
Jeremiah Morris
Why rasins?
Jace Powell
Jacob Morales
>poppy seed roll
man i could really go for one of these right now, but the only place i know of that sells authentic ones rather than the generic supermarket type is is over an hour and a half away.
Connor Martinez
Supermarket anything baked and not sold to you fresh from the oven is a bad idea, as they usually add preservatives to alter the taste for the worst.
Dominic Davis
New York Cake