Happiness means marrying your sister

Happiness means marrying your sister.
Go and do it now Jow Forums.

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You know, i thought this was gonna be an Arkansas thread.

hell no

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Guess you'll never be happy then, Hanz.

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i don't have a sister though

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how about first cousins?

time to knock up your mom

kill yourself incestuous niggers

uuuhhhh what if she doesn't want to though

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how about you ask your mom first

but what if she says she doesn't want to and then things are awkward between us for the rest of our lives

Okay, creating new anime titles for 2020

"My Little Sister CAN'T Say That All of History is BASED on C L A S S S T R U G G L E, and then she wants to DESTROY the Bourgeoisie!!!"

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Will she want to do this with me maybe? I need a cute daughter.

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you'll never know until you ask though, do you want to feel regret of not asking for the rest of your life?

no shut up stop trying to sexe my mom
what if i feel regret from asking her though

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you lose either way desu

No need to be nervous. I wish you only happiness.

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No bant
Moms and cousins don't even compare to sisters. Especially one that is 2-3 years younger than you, that is literally peak wife material.

ok then don't sexe my mom please

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I will sex up your mom if you don't want to

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Just a little bit of sexe please. It will be fine.

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>reassuring you it will be fine

Red flag

what the heck why is this happening

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post pics of your mom butt

Be a good boy and let me knock your mom up. Your future sister will be beautiful creature. I promise.

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nonononono i'm not doing that stop talking about my mom
nooooooooooooo

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I'm gonna IMAGINE doing it to your mom and there's NOTHING you can do about it

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sorry i just don't know how i would feel having a Jow Forumserer as my step dad
NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>my honest and pure sister threads get derailed by literal motherfuckers

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i'm sorry i didn't mean for this to happen everyone just started talking about fugging my mum...

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i can fuck your sister too

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Reminder that Hanz will NEVER marry his sister.
Reminder that Hanz will NEVER see her naked, let alone fuck her.
Reminder that Hanz will NEVER recieve the same kind of love from his sister that he feels for her.

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1 you are most likely right
2 already happened, except for the fucking (penetration) part
3 you're also right but because this feeling is mine alone and no one will ever reciprocate it

this. i am madly in love with my first cousin on my mothers side but i'm above the mason-dixon line in the u.s.

Fuck it man if you love her despite and not because she is your cousin don't let society rule over your love

do it anyway, genetically speaking it's not too dangerous for the 1st generation.

thank you for these encouraging words. i am meeting her over the summer i am excited

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"My Little Sister (male) CAN'T Say That All of History is BASED on C L A S S S T R U G G L E, and then she wants to DESTROY the Bourgeoisie!!!"
ftfy

good luck

What the fuck is up with Germans and wanting to fuck/marry their sisters?

who is this anime girl

SS LARPING general

Where you get that idea from?