God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

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you're dead

>NO BONER NO!

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i act actually got a boner from this... i wish i was that purple thingy

isn't that a little bit gay?

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its pretty gay but it feels good thinking about being pounded

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it's okay to be gay
just remember to use protection so you don't get pregnant

but im a maaaaaale!

he means pregnant with AIDS

oh well i intend to not be a slut so i only fuck my bf. who probably will be not sick with aids

haha oh you

like do i even need to show you my dick to prove to you im a male?

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trust me, you really don't

gender is just a social construct, you know
boys can get pregnant too if they try hard enough

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(x) doubt

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Is this not a great chance to test the hypothesis?

never give up
the dream must never die
even if it should be impossible, we must breed more cute girls (male) into this world

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sure! i can get tons of men to knock me up and if i dont get pregnant... i guess we just gotta try more then
then... i need to try a lot and not give up until it happens

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that's the spirit!
just remember to not let them pull out until they cum
lock your legs around their waist if you have to

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oh god... having all that cum splurted in me. thats too hot!

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im convinced norway is the shittiest country on earth

What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of extremely cute boys, single-payer healthcare, trustworthy government, low violence and crime rates, guaranteed welfare, guaranteed maternity and paternity leave, guaranteed pension and highly unionized workplaces. Could you repeat that?

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We also have a no-homo policy allowing boys to be girls as long as the balls don't touch unless they're moving from the breeding process.

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remeber when u said this lol

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unholy furry fuck

>tfw you remember that cringey essay you wrote for high school English class about Cave Story
every day I remember at least one thing that makes me wish God would remove me from existence

This

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oh god... i have disapointed myslef im ashamed :(

S L U T T E S L U T T E S L U T T E S L U T T E S L U T T E S L U T T E

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The three musket gays

dont call me what im not but what u are

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>sure! i can get tons of men to knock me up and if i dont get pregnant... i guess we just gotta try more then

BIGGE SLUTTE!

>dont call me what im not but what u are
Im not who post that kind of things, you lusty slutte

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i swear its a imposter not the real RITS okey!

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>Same id
Why are sluttes this dumb?
Pathetic Ritsu, now explain us, why are you such an slutte? do you think you will find a bf being this whore?

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im just horny i wanna be loyal since not being loyal is being bad. but sometims i have to let out my sexual frustration

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Slutte.
As always, i think that you are kinda cute, but then you act like an autistic dickcraving thot
Shame...

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fine i try to be less of a slut...

So... if you are tying be less of a slut that means that you are actually a slutte?
heh dumb ritsu

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no just a little slut dummy! not fully! so i try to be less slutty

Slutte slutte slutte

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ja slutt din dumme lille tulling (slutt means stop in norwegian)
kan du slutte pls :(

Dumb Ritsu

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omg i want to be headpatted like that!

Only nice bois gets headpats.
Sluttes dont.
So, you decide heh

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hmph fine. go headpat me then. i have decided

Sick Spanish pedo

Maybe in other moment~

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fine hmph be like that im leaving dummy

Leave then, dumb.

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