Teacher is gone to treat Ralsei’s nosebleed. What happens now?
Jow Forums classroom
suck my dick tooth paste ngger
I leave school to kill large amounts of thots, gayposters, and Romanians because why not.
#frogsrebellion2019......!
stop mentioning r*lsei I want to forget about him
i munch
Boring proxy newfag with BPD and daddy issues. Kindly, kiss my ass faggot.
Based. But you get a letter sent to your mom.
We all know on what you're munching.
You become fat class overlord and have to have a special chair made. The class laughs at you.
The furniture.
i'll kiss your ass with my dick
Edit OP image. The teacher won’t know who did it.
Kinky.
why are dutch like this
kinky shit for a faggot like you
Btw Have you read the how to kiss my ass faggot book for dummies? It’s in the school library.
My wife is kinkier than that, though but she’ll video while I’ll snuff you out.
alright alright i get it.
You're an expert at sodomy
Bell rings. Recess.
I tell everyone to watch while I cum inside teacher's desk
hey does anyone want to trade yugiohs?
This is our new transfer student, be nice to him.
You get the nickname
>Belgian Swaffler
You are assigned to additional English lessons.
shut the fuck up. I do what i please
The headmaster administers over 9000 lashings
Recess is over, you are locked in a bathroom stall with
We all watch the new Sonic movie.
Where is Elliot when you need him
oh god oh no let me out let me out let me out
Chad comes in to the class late and sits at the back tossing wet tissue paper at the rest of the class. The teacher ignores it in fear.
Nobody can hear your screams over the noise in the classroom due to the teacher having a meltdown.
i try to break into the bathroom stall to save norway
A wild kot appears.
It is super effective at rebuffing your attempts to enter the domain. Norway has a toilet chemical induced seizure and can now only communicate truth anime.
Through* but truth anime sounds good too.
K O T
G E T
veri nice
Hometime. Bell rings.
Everyone leaves the thread.
nice
help
i am stucke in my special chair i can't get out
tomorrow’s class will be watching a TV documentary about the Cyberpolice. Belgian Swaffler is featured.
catch me if you can suckas
Cock and ball torture
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cock and ball torture (CBT) or penis torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities,such as genital piercing,wax play,genital spanking,squeezing,ball-busting,genital flogging,urethral play,tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism,or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation,or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
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"Ball-busting" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed,punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography,Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball-kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities in this article,it carries significant health risks,including the possibility of permanent damage to the testicles through testicular trauma.
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before ,this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.
While leather stretchers are most common, other modls consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
Homework.
Norway is finally released after realizing the door was never there in the first place. In fact, Norway now realizes they are dead and float around the classroom waiting to finishe their unfinisheded bizness. Namely a chocolate donut locked in teachers cabinet.
this is why we can't have nice things
ALABAMA GAMER AND I WANNA BE FREE
JUST WANNA PLAY HALO 3
ALABAMA GAMER AND I WANNA FUCK GOOKS
GAYMER GATE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
RON PAUL GONNA WIN IN 2012
I'll make Columbine look like a fucking joke.
You are placed in detention with
>Belgian Swaffler
Please! Let me out! I didn't mean to say it!
Today’s lessons include how to shoot up in class, you misunderstand this and instead open fire with a prototype weapon, Elliot Smudger. It fails miserably and fills the class with a peculiar vinegar smell.
open wide
Trips dictate that your wish in granted. Belgian Swaffler has imprinted upon you and follows you home.
I'm not housebroken and I never will be
A fat autistic negroid kid tags along but doesnt know why, they try to cross the road with but are hit by during a high speed pursuit.
[You are Dead]
RIP
Art class attempt to teach how to draw an apple.
Manages to draw an apple
Draws an apple.
Draws pic related
Class loses its shit
>Enters class
i cum on the teacher and bash his head with with a bat
hey don't put me back in there i want to eat chocolate in my own thread.
Headteacher walks in and sees you sticking your fingers in ‘s butthole. You are sent to the extra strong pokey
Which one of you low iq mongrels wrote lies on the board? As class 2-Jow Forums‘s representative I demand the culprit face up immediately!
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO STUDY ANATOMY!
Class goes silent, farts loudly attempts to airdrop a GIF @ you but you have an Android so it is rejected. throws the chalk duster at you and then throws a paper dart which hits you in the eye. You unfold it and observe this image:
Normie pretends to study anatomy while actually covering for having stolen an animal from the pet corner.
>tfw studying anatomy in high school was code for jerking in class or finger blasting a girl at her desk
Fuck I'm old.....i shouldn't be in this class.
Ironically, you are one of the teachers who’s decided union rules are for wusses and goof off pretending to be a student. All the students know except the substitute teachers.
>tfw I've waited for this exact moment
Oh you dun goofed leaving me in charge of the special ed class.
*starts distributing popsicles and spaghetti-o's*
Imagine the smell....
I slam my chair against every gayposter
has flashbacks to being locked int he toilets due to the smell caused by .
In the panic smashes the fire alarm with his head. The school is evacuated but Chad opens all of the gas taps in the science lab on the way out. tries again to execute all the thots, but a spark from his weapon ignites the gas.
The entire school is demolished.
Everyone is alive except for the frogs in the science lab.
PD’s chair is eaten by while they try to sit down again after the explosion. They’re in a field next to the school, but for some reason, PD still has his chair.
>Belgian Swaffle
Gathers sand from the school field sports, rationing it out as food for those that survived the explosion. Everyone graciously accepts the sand in order not to get clubbed in the head by the retard.
This actually happened at my school when i lived in England. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. But the story is based on real life factual events.
I have to go now but thanks for joining in.
lmao just rotate ur flag 90* counterclockwise and you'll become dutch and they'll stop bullying u lmao why are europoors so stupid can't even rotate in ms piant lmao
normie gets the part with the worms because he needs more protein in his diet