>Colonel, we have reports coming through of a brigand of terrorists raging through the countryside and burning down entire villages.
>Send in the elite squadron, our boys should take care of this easily.
>Yes sir.
LATER.........
>Here they come boys, let's finish this job asap, said the squadron leader.
>Let's do this.
>Here come the hooligans, prepare yourse-
*SPLAT*
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY FUCKING LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>GAGLLGLAHGAHGHHLGHLGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLUUUUURGH GLLLLLUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHH GLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH GLGLGLGLLLLLLL GLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SEND IN REINFORCEMENTS, SEND IN REINFORCEME-
*THRUST*
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>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE LUNATICS AND WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US
*SPLAT*
*BRAP*
*POW*
*SWWIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSH*
*THRUST*
*FIRE*
LADS............... I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE
>HURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES, UPHOLDED IN THIS AREA
LATER ON................
>Colonel, you won't believe this, our entire squad was wiped out, all casualties, no POWs from what the reports say.
>What?
>Y-y-yes... sir.
>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE MANIACS
Colonel...
Carson Price
Austin Allen
based
Michael Perez
deranged and schizopilled
Benjamin Murphy
cringe and bluepilled
Anthony Bell
got that swagger on
Anthony Phillips
swag
Austin Reed
Andrew Allen
based and redpilled
best thread on bant rn
Leo Flores
based
Lincoln Howard
...
Michael Sanders
Traditional Cringemanian values sure do involve a lot of farting huh?
Andrew Miller
based
Bentley Ramirez
...
Parker Sullivan
...
John Rogers
this triggers the amerimutt
Aiden Sanchez
...
Tyler Torres
...
Alexander Evans
...
Camden Scott
...
Ryan Taylor
...
Connor Richardson
...
Oliver Allen
...
Bentley Collins
...
Anthony Reyes
yo why'd part 2 get deleted
Hudson Scott
...
Jackson Lee
...
Jack Ortiz
...
Alexander Rodriguez
...
Tyler Bell
...
Dylan Wood
hmmmmmm
Luis Roberts
...