you see this
what do you do
You see this
you see this
ralsei why dont you like poo
are you a normie
i do not like poo cuz it disgustang
take that plunger and smear the shit all over the seat, what else?
When I see poo,
I take it out of the toilet, put it on the table, and I see that there's a bit of diarrhoea lying about on the plate, so I lick my finger and run my finger all over the liquid, scooping it up and put it into my mouth.
Then I look again and on one side where it's been cut, it's all crumbly.
So I take a knife. I think I'll just tidy that up a bit, cut off the crumbly bits, scoop them all up and into the mouth
oooooommm mmmm, nice.
Look at the poo again.
That looks a bit funny now, one side doesn't match the other. I'll just even it up a bit, eh?
Take the knife and slice. This time the knife makes a little cracky noise as it goes through that hard crust on top.
A whole log this time, into the mouth.
Oh the crust on top, and the poo in the middle
ohhhhhh oooo mmmmmm.
But now I can't stop myself
I just take any old slice at it and I've got this great big chunk and I'm cramming it in, what a greedy pig, but it's so nice, and there's another and another and I'm squealing and I'm smacking my lips and I'm stuffing myself with it and before I know
I've eaten the lot.
The whole lot.
So I creep creep creep back to bed, into bed, doze off licking my lips with a lovely feeling in my belly.
I love poo.
And when I was a boy
I loved it even more.
Sometimes we used to have it for tea and Mum used to say, 'If there's any left over, you can have it to take to school tomorrow to have at playtime.'
And the next day I would take it to school wrapped up in tin foil, open it up at playtime and sit in the corner of the playground eating it, you know how the slime on top is all shiny and it squelches as you bite into it, and there's that other kind of lovely squishy stuff in the middle, and it sticks to your hands and you can lick your fingers and lick your lips, oh it's lovely.
if you can't handle a little poo then you don't belong on this earth
Poo makes up about 71% of the Earth’s surface, while the other 29% consists of continents and islands.
Imagine being disgusting by what your planet mainly consists of.
i thought it was something else until i looked again
dutchpaste you absolute madman
use the sink for 1 AND 2
i'm gonna print this out and put it on my wall
Shit out my dick
Imagine being this retarded. Pee is superior, obviously.
the absolute skill of this lad
Extremely Based and redpilled
HOLY FUCK YES
Mind if I post some of my collection? ;)
Three or more images is a porn dump so I have to stop
Guise help it’s fighting back
No see you pick it up and smear in the bowl but high up in the front so when you sit your dick is in in shit
I think he needs a diaper change
Because if you smear it no one will sit and it will get cleaned. If anchored to the correct spot they'll never know until it's too late and will have problems washing away
hang on, where's rockuhaha
he's a really swell guy, he should be there too
not like i'm rockuhaha or anything, that would be ridiculous
>tfw crossed out
>Just poo in loo
They tried their hardest here but they squat rather than sit and dont see the problem
Ask Mexico to clean it up, por favor.