Happy day

Today is fourteenth of May, which marks a Koishi day! Same as ninth of September is for Cirnoes, tonight belongs to our elusive scissors hat gal~
It all comes from Japanese naming phonetics, so it might not be as clear for us at first glance.
Either way, happy Koishi day, Jow Forums~!

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What’s Chen day then?

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happy at least better than yesterday day

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Hello Yuuka.
>Japanese naming phonetics
Or should I say konnichiwa Yuuka-san.

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Happy Koishi day! I just happen to have a story for this particular day that i want to share, so give me a minute anone!

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happy day is manipulating those around him like the rogue he is to do his bidding and you all willingly fell into his trap

No invasive question this time, mister happy day?

What roguish things has he done?

Please keep on making these types of remarks, its HILARIOUS. So tell me, why are you so obsess with Yuuka or Happy Day? Such a homosexual you must be to love Happy Days. Similar interest towards you spamming repetitive images of Chen. God, you're sure pathetic.

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(((he))) gathers information on innocent anons and blackmails them is what hes done

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Be back in a few, got a little more work to do.

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he deceives those around him with this facade he has created about him being nice and helpful, he gathers info on people and they know this, he says he is doing it to help them but he only uses it to manipulate them further and gain power over them, and he does this daily

(((He))) posts ponies and furries.

Do not give them any attention.

>Relaxing WW1 Sounds
that appeared for me yesterday before sleep time, we are probably watching the same things

Stop being so homophobic you little cretin.

today is a sad day for happy day and therefore the world

wrong, happy day is manipulating those around him and he seeks to turn this board into his own discord server, gathering info on those around, adding them to his cult of personality, he does not seek to be helpful, he doesn't care about such things, all he cares about is exerting power and influence over the posters here

haha i only post like once in these threads but ummmm
>koishi day
what's that...?

how about you go and shit yourself to death from your 3 world illneses

of course you wouldn't understand the truth about happy day, you wouldn't want to, you're a regular participant in these threads, happy day must've already gotten to you, so you're defending him at all costs now, not accepting the sad truth about him


It’s a Dane on proxy. He’ll post later under his flag and act innocent.

Sad you can t tell the thruth for long
you will die at age 30 from poor health care

i didnt know aliens browsed Jow Forums hows it in mars

i know this fag. it used to be somewhat funny sometimes but now its just cancer

hello poland!

sad that you won't accept the truth about happy day and you'll stay in his discord server to be manipulated by him and allow him to gather any info he can on you, letting him make you into one of his followers, and instead of accepting the truth you make remarks against me, while i seek to save those manipulated by happy day from his reach

Today i had a nice day of teaching, but quite full and tiresome
Lots of sleep deprivation combined with tons of things on last night, a parents and teacher meeting on school at night
So, i was very very tired, even my head hurted a bit, which is very uncommon
Then, on the way back home i had a very unusual but clear idea: stop by the local marked and buy some junk food

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5=ko 4=shi

wow that's some crazy stuff y'all

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i find your comment racist, we are from uranus

heh uranus

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Its not common at all for me to stop at that specific market and also not usual at all to buy some junk food
But i was in need of some caloric happiness and so i went
Grabbed a couple party drinks, for later, some chips and a single can of soda
When reaching for the soda, i drifted past the usual brands and landed on a green Schweppes can
Didnt quite get that tho, "its the wrong one" my brain whispered
Then i noticed it was indeed a different, low sugar type of schweppes and casually grabbed the one beside it, the normal one
Then i went home

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you may not want to accept this truth by using a sarcastic remark, but it is the truth, happy day is a master manipulator, deceiver, and info gatherer who uses that info for his own gain, to gain power over those around him, to possibly even blackmail them into joining his following

so... you some kind of bird aliens then? there isn't enough land there for any conventional lifeforms to survive, unless you live in the methane seas formed from extreme pressure.

Arriving home, i was unpacking my snacks and my mom asked what was in the bag, i said it was caloric happiness and she said
"Wow so its going to overshadow this?"
And she showed me the totally unexpected:
A green schweppes can
That she also bought

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we swim in methane and smell like pants shit. that is why i am always telling others on this board to pants shit, so that i feel less conscious.

>caloric happiness
food with lots of calories always brighten up my afternoon

My mom never buys me soda
And she didn't had any reason to do it today
She said she had a strong feeling to get this one, specifically
A green can
With black top
And a yellow stripe
And on may's 14 of all days

Thanks Koishi, for giving both me and mom a hello
I am grateful to have met you once more
One day i will be able to remember it for longer

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interesting, I could use some gas giant units. plus that also could be used for a incredible fuel source.

Aeiou Polen
eat any good meals lately?

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*pats teh Oracle*
Get some sleep as soon as possible.
Not just for this thread but the whole board
>pony threads including that one scat pic
>lolicon threads under American proxy and Futuresight name
>Pony threads under Spanish proxy and SSP name or lolicon threads to try to get SSP and F to fight each other
>muh romania threads
>threads with a face of Jow Forums, typically me or F
All these threads total make up over 20 threads on the catalog, and are continuously self-bumped.

>coming over here taking our pressurised lakes
go back where you came from

come on, you've got a bloody ocean of the stuff! we could migrate you guys to a place not nearly as shitty with some help, or I can get dangerous and send in bahamut. your choice.

it's on
your entire planet's going to smell like the bathroom in a fast food joint when we're done

Poor Oracle. I understand teaching can be tiresome. Once I get a degree to actually teach, I'll be a computer science teacher. It might sound boring to you since its basically learning programming languages, but its fun overall. You being a Math teacher sounds great nonetheless.
So much burgers. Average American consume at least that much.

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bring it, I've fought tougher aliens than the likes of you!

Hello Future, I just finished watching "The Wolf from Wall Street", three friggin' hours long but it was pretty good~
It just.. was, hard to pin-point my rating on this particular piece but at least I liked the actors o/
You've probably watched that movie already, right? Got any recommendations..?
..and of course, how are you doing buddy? Gerald
Those changes seem to be happening more often than certain people's visits to shower.
Hahah, that's mee~
Of course we are dummy, I pay my local FBI agent extra ten bucks per person to link our YouTube recommendations.
Is that so..? Or are you trying to justify your unnecessarily bad mood? (´・ω - `)
Neato OJ id btw
Yes, please continue.
>Grabbed a couple party drinks, for later, some chips and a single can of soda
̷S̷t̷o̷p̷p̷e̷d̷ ̷r̷e̷a̷d̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷r̷i̷g̷h̷t̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷r̷e̷.̷
Only water and tea, everything else is haram.
ᴬᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᴾᵉᵖˢᶦ ᵒᶰᶜᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ~
Holy moly, that's actually miraculous.
Wanna be my next sex slave? I ventilate my basement very well when new meat arrives~

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is Koishi giving us a hello trough our flag?


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I am never in a bad mood
My secret is either I'm in a good mood or I'm drunk

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I return to work
See y’all later, have a good day.


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Grandma's pork and broth. Unfortunately, with age she has been also losing her sense of cooking, or even taste but at least we could talk a bit.
She really needs it at times.
>tAN id
>NET id
Aeiou R'unner, how's the evening?
Japanese phonetics - today's date can be spelled as "go-i-shi" which bears a resemblance to Koishi~
Yup, that's going into my Big Crow funding collection.
It's good to be sad once in a while~
Being too uppity all the time can wear you off but copying with sadness is absolutely allowed. Though it's not as great when done through media that are of destructive nature, like alcohol.
Wait what, that guy with lego computer has some YouTube channel of some sort..?
ᴬᶫˢᵒ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶠᵃᶦʳᶫʸ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᴵ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵍᶰᶦᶻᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒᶰ⋅⋅
Have a great day Kureizy o/

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You fuckers specifically asked for this.

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thanks man, how about I send you my social security number?

evening is fine, just getting into a fight with aliens and getting confused over a meta puzzle. other than that things are good.
how about you?

it's another one of those days frens

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what happend to you?

Had to talk to politcans 2 hours for a school project from 17 00 to 19 00
was horrible but siped last school lesson to drive around with a good fren. that was a lot of fun
Oh and schoolpsychologist didn t answer my call therapist still hasn t wrote back

im posting from the library

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it was a joke fren


and now we wait

>act of defecation

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Please put up more of a fight next time, bahamut is getting bored of all the easy pickings.

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replying i dont want my mum 2 die


>Once I get a degree to actually teach, I'll be a computer science teacher.
Are you absolutely sure about your teacher career? Is that really what you want to do?
Sixty-two energy well spent, sir.
Hahah, want me to delete your browser history before the kidnapping fun happens?
There's hardly any remedy for those, just clench your teeth and wait it out.
>neO id
Neo-baroque more like lolita, am I right.
What kind of filename is this, SPP?
Still studying for the genetic diseases and teratology exam or doodling pornographics in tranquillity of your local library~?
Judging from the resolution, that's a pretty big tablet you've got there.
Well then, you got me.
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ᶠᵒᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴼᴶ ᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ~
>Had to talk to politcans
What kind of school project is that? (°□°)
>Oh and schoolpsychologist didn t answer my call therapist still hasn t wrote back
Ouch, hang in there chessmaster..!
But of course~ ヽ༼◉ل͜◉༽ノ
ᴵ ᶰ ᶠ ᵉ ʳ ᶦ ᵒ ʳ
That was fast, I didn't even manage to post my post.

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>Wait what, that guy with lego computer has some YouTube channel of some sort..?
kek, nice try crappy day

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it's my id you can't have it

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Are you sure about that~?

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>at least we could talk a bit
Nice to hear you still spend time with her talking and eating her food (even if it isn't quite what it was). I'm sure she does appreciate it

Sra means Mrs in Spanish also. However, its spelled as señora. But its a abbreviation.

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considering all the things people seem to say about you
no I'm not you sound like a powerful and scary person

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hey, if they ask for a curb stomping, I'll give them a curb stomping! d̶e̶s̶u̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶

>just clench your teeth and wait it out.
yeah it would probably help if I stop lurking Jow Forums so much that place can really fuck your shit up

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Always rember happy day, Anone~!
It's better to live a life of a servant rather than in solitude.
Unless it's a straight up abuse - don't get yourself easily abused, Anone!

ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵐᶦᶰᵈᵉʳ
ᴵᵐᵖᵒʳᵗᵃᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ

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Thanks buddy, i will but only waay later on the day
I have much to do~
I love to teach and almost went for the computer science myself
Programming languages are very interesting for me, as much as a burg is to an american
Isn't it?
Very great Koish day for me~
I think that is kind of an exaggeration

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Fun fact: Mierda means shít.


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>teacher career
Not my whole life of course. I'm looking forward at least two to three years of teaching.


A project to improve yought work in our locan community.
I feel so left alone dunno the hope fades away again


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It's a somewhat sad case but what will you do.
You can defend all you want but it will never be the same /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
You can change your ID client side if you play long enough with inspector tool on F12
body > delform > board > thread > *find your target* > post reply > postInfo desktop > nameBlock > posteruid > *double click on what's between * > profit!
Finding a proper font to do it with graphic tool would be too much to bother.
>d̶e̶s̶u̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶
Lmao, I'm somewhat surprised Jow Forums filter reacted for desu even with added slash effect. It doesn't work for censoring links, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised..
Get a load of this and spend your time little bit more productive. Do I have any way of privately contacting you? I could hook you up to a place of perhaps similarly minded people.
And another one /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Will studying pedagogy be even worth it then..? Or are you going to work as somebody slightly different from a teacher role?
Aeiou Koishi!!
It's your very big, big day~!
*ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐᵉʳˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜᵒᶰᶠᵉᵗᵗᶦ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸʷʰᵉʳᵉ*
Alone in relation to that project or overall..?
Cheers Anzu o7

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no with the teraphy stuff i feel left behind. I won t get any help

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that's because it didn't have to filter it, I just put desu in there myself. but what that desu a desu or a desu? you'll never know.


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>Do I have any way of privately contacting you? I
no I don't have anything like that

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Happy Koishi day friend!!
You know what that means right?
More images to add to my Koishi Collection~!
How has your day been friend?
I've been busy all day!

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Whatever happens, you won't be left hanging from us. I mean, unless something really bad were to happen, but that's just life ʕ•ᴥ •ʔ
They probably have a lot of people requiring care just like you, maybe it's just a lack of management or your therapist went for holidays - doctors from those niche branches like psychology, dermatology and dentists love taking friggin' one month free every two weeks..
Take it easy mate! Maybe you could even see that as a test of some sorts.
Feed me moree~
oh desu! ̶t̶b̶h̶
Oi there, fella. It's just a random string generator, nothing to get hasty about :^)
Get yourself a quick e-mail
>More Koishies
Heck yeah I already got six of them today!
>How has your day been friend?
My back is killing me since yesterdaaayahh..
Also I should be sleeping by now - 5 AM alarms suck.
>I've been busy all day!
Good busy or bad busy?
>UGot id
You got a very good day, sir

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