I'm Suebi and I want to tell everybody!
I'm Suebi and I want to tell everybody!
Cameron Evans
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youtu.be
youtube.com
youtu.be
twitter.com
Jose Bennett
hello Suebi :)
Landon Phillips
I want you to tell you something. You want to see a picture?
Easton Hill
Hey cutie.
Adrian Ross
H-hey
Aiden Harris
What do you want to tell us? I guess, you are tranny.
John Cooper
Im Suebi!
Anthony Allen
so who is Suebi
all i know is:
>works out
>probably a guy
>cute either way
Ryan Garcia
What does "suebi" mean? Does it mean something in Spanish?
And do you want to apply to drivers of tanks? As you know, your avatar is good at it.
Ayden Jones
Sorry, your avatar is not a driver, but a shooter probably.
Xavier Clark
Where do you work Suebi?
How old are u ?
Samuel Watson
I am SUEBI (from Northern Portugal)
how's it going my GERMANIC brother?
Owen Nelson
Can I ask you a question?
Eli Rivera
Suebi means Suebi! From the suebi!
I need to get into the army to be able to do that
Insurance
Are you that annoying portuguese from Jow Forums who kept spamming Suebi threads for ages
Tyler Green
sure, go ahead
no, I'm the annoying Portuguese from Jow Forums who keeps spamming Girls und Panzer threads
Nathaniel Bennett
>I need to get into the army to be able to do that
Yes, and you are working out for military application as far as I heard of. Do you want to join land force instead of air or marine?
Jose Gonzalez
This is not a GuP thread, but a Suebi thread. I didn't read these thread often, but Suebi is not a weeb probably. He is just using cute girl avatar as he is, so I asked why.
Kevin Diaz
How do you feel about this picture?
Owen Ward
Theres no way im getting into the air force.
Yeah you are right im just using pics of me
Theres just one Suebi tho
Isaac Collins
why are their vaginas taped open?
I am Suebi and Germanic
Josiah Price
You are a dark haired, dark skinned, brown eyed moor, pretty much like all portuguese
Eli Adams
>Theres no way im getting into the air force.
Why? Spanish air force doesn't accept cute girls?
Joshua Fisher
I bet you're not even Galician, you v*sigothic moor
Hudson Nelson
Im not getting into one of those abominations. Also, the requirements are much higher
Im not galician, but im Suebi anyways
Sebastian Jackson
Robert Walker
ti non es Suevo lol
Josiah Collins
>one of those abominations
Does this mean you are not preparing for military application? So why are you working out? Cute girls don't need muscle.
Carter Cook
Good Afternoon Suebi,
How are you doing?
Kayden Thomas
The suebi weren't only in Galicia tho
I am, but im not getting into the air force. Id rather try with a tank than a plane
Ive just woken up, listening to youtube.com
Connor Walker
yes, they also were in Northern Portugal(where I'm from)
Andrew Hall
That'll wake you up for sure bud,
I actually only woke up a couple hours ago myself
Got any brands in particular you like or are you looking for new ones?
Luke Thompson
Die you fucking attention whore
Easton King
nice homogenous id
Carson Rivera
They were in all northern spain as well, that makes me a Suebi and makes you an illiterate moor
Ive just realized ive been smoking dominican and nicaraguan cigs all this time, not a single cuban. They are expensive as fuck and i refuse to pay 20 euros for just 1 stick. I could pay 5 tho
Evan Jones
Whew yeah that's a bit much to pay for just one,
So you're going to stick with Nicaraguan one Dominican then?
Easton Ross
stop calling me moor dammit, I'm Suebier than you!
Jordan Howard
Im going to try finding a cuban for less than 10 euros. Ive realized you smoking cigars gets you much more attention than smoking cigarettes. Its really annoying because they make me think im a weirdo
>Im Suebi but i love maho&erik
Mhm..?
Eli Myers
have you heard this quote:
"I am Suebi but I like Aki and the Finnish hobos who are so useless they have to drive around in a stolen Soviet tank with a British howitzer strapped to it" - you
Isaiah Brown
Bro thats not aki thats me. As you can see my white hair and blue eyes are a clear indicator of my origins. The Suebi.
Brandon Parker
Good morning Suebi
Thomas Nguyen
Eh, people need to care less about how other people do things and look at themselves, everyone's a critic these days, but not many have the courage to look in a mirror
Juan Green
sorry then, you looked like her I guess
Jayden Flores
How is it going
Its even worse when i smoke pipe lol. The few people that dared to say something were all good words so idk
Yeah misinformation can be very harmful, like, people could think the portuguese are Suebi or something
Cameron Wright
Ahhhh, fuck them, you do you bud, at least you have the balls to
conformity is fucking faggy, do whatever makes you happy
Jackson Jones
Northern Portuguese are Suebi, non Galician Spaniards like you are visigothic and not Suebi
Gavin Collins
Basques, asturians and cantabers disagree with you sweetie. Anyways being Suebi all the time would be tiring
Have you already decided to buy a pipe?
Dylan Rodriguez
I actually bought John Player Blue again recently, used to smoke them before I gave up and then started again, been smoking those but I have been eyeing up some pipes, not sure what exactly to get so I'll look around next time I'm near Petersons
Isaiah Myers
Pretty good, this is my first visit back to Jow Forums after so long. Good to see things are the same, but also different now. How have you been Suebi?
Parker Clark
>different
Nah nothing has changed. Nice, im about to go to gym, what about you?
Just buy a Corn Cob or a clay pipe, these are cheap and nice for beginners
Benjamin Ross
basques aren't even indo-european, they're ancient aliens basically
Ryder Diaz
Im playing NieR and sipping on a local beer for now, its almost time to fix breakfast though. I hope this helps me sleep as good as ive slept the past few days, feels nice to have restful sleep again.
Charles Flores
You are an ancient alien Shut up!
Are you still working at walmart
Matthew Rivera
basque detected! basque detected!
pretty much only Iberian in name and definitely not SUEBI and GERMANIC
Thomas Lopez
Aaaaaa, im still glad you remember me fren. Yeah, 15 months down soon, ill more than likely leave after 24+. Im using the meantime to try and focus on what I really want to do and hobbies I really want to work on. How has youre job been going for you?
Aiden Stewart
Im not bosque but your lack of knowledge its devastating
Nice im on holidays till october, still trying to know what im going to do this summer, i want to pick up new hobbies and stuff like fishing. I would want to go hiking more often as well
Cooper Gonzalez
I'm devastating you with SUEBI GENES and LOGIC
Elijah Phillips
Oh nice! No chance you get paid on them? Still tho, that free time is nice. Hiking and fishing both sound pretty good to work on though, especially fishing if you knew how to clean your catch, then you could turn that over into your cooking! If youre still into that.
Sorry to cut things short, but that time has come already. Sorry its been so long, but its hard for me to come around with nothing to say. Until next time Suebi! Please take care!
Logan Bell
Why are you so obssesed with that anyways, like, you meet somebody and the first thing you say is you are Suebi so they think you are a weirdo
The smell is what im worried about. Take care
Owen Collins
please don't call me a weirdo...
Dylan White
Stop acting like one!
Caleb Bennett
posting on Jow Forums is for weirdos then therefore we are both weirdos
Cameron Thomas
Heading to gym
Camden Morris
get fit
Henry Garcia
Yeah so i can go to northern Portugl and beat your ass. I could be there in literally 2 hours
Samuel Campbell
!!!
Lincoln Parker
Connor Cook
Yeah youd better hide you filthy moor its time for spanks
Henry Gomez
Cock and ball torture
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cock and ball torture (CBT) or penis torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities,such as genital piercing,wax play,genital spanking,squeezing,ball-busting,genital flogging,urethral play,tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism,or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation,or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
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"Ball-busting" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed,punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography,Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball-kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities in this article,it carries significant health risks,including the possibility of permanent damage to the testicles through testicular trauma.
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before ,this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened
While leather stretchers are most common, other modls consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
Gavin Evans
noooo! don't spank me!
Blake Gonzalez
Started using 20kg barbells
Luis Wilson
the suebi, so strong, so determined
going to try and rest more, night......
Angel Davis
is this suebi?
Kevin Wright
obviously you are
Carson Lopez
Did 5 pull ups
Night
Pic related
Ian Morgan
what kind of music have you been listening lately, Suebi?
Jackson Morris
Im too busy with onslaught, satyricon and king Diamond (the motherfucker has toooo many albums)
Brody Price
oh wow, pretty good taste in music
you also like amon amarth?
and what do you think about this:
youtu.be
Connor Gonzalez
Never listened to amon amarth but some people told me they feel too repetitive and commercial. Im not really into viking metal aside from some albums from Bathory and Enslaved
Angel Long
hmm, i get what they mean by repetitive and commercial, but i still like their music.
don't know Bathory but enslaved is great shit.
i guess you don't like metallica, right?
was on their concert in zürich lately even though i'm not a big fan, but i fucking love the atmosphere on such concerts. a group of people had a fight next to me and i loved watching how these retards battled while the aggressive music blasts into my ears, i felt so alive. also funny how it ended with one K.O. and the people dragging him out like some guy who's stagediving.
Adrian Lee
Never listened to Metallica, started with black and now im between black/thrash/death. Theyre on my list tho, there are so many groups and so little time
>Enslaved shit
Idk just listened to the first álbum, kinda liked it
Angel Harris
Bump
Jeremiah Johnson
what a slut
Jonathan Price
You are a slut Shut up
David Adams
a bit of a slut...
Dylan Perry
Ayden King
...
Wyatt Richardson
nah, it's correct like that :D
Henry Long
You feel funny huh
Jacob Adams
Bump
Carter Nguyen
good thread
Isaiah Jenkins
GO AWAY!
Zachary Stewart
slut
Ian Gomez
,
Anthony Young
Suebi back for another shot? I hope you get to enjoy your sweet milk cutie! GLORGH whoops you did it again do you like it that much? Okay here's another full load for you! GLOOOOORGH oh my gosh fricking kike on a stick you're a real master at this. I love you suebi, be sure to squee- GLORGH -ze me dry and swallow all my dick milk just like that!
Henry Cruz
O_O
Liam Rogers
Nice.