I smoked a fat joint 15 mins ago and now i'm really hungry n horny

i smoked a fat joint 15 mins ago and now i'm really hungry n horny
thanks for reading my blog

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hornyfags gtfo

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eat dick solve both

ohhh so that's where hatate hime went

no, nerd

yes
i'm lurking grindr right now in search of victims

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daaaamn it!

degenerate scumball

do you have any more
??

smonk is bad donot smonk

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i have 26 grams ;))

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DUDE

too late

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crack cocaine

eat burg instead next time
they're a better source of euphoria

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get hanged degenerate sodomite

WEED

what if i eat a weed burg?

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then you get max euphoria

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that would be double the euphoria but double the unhealthiness. i wouldn't recommend it

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mfw i eat a weed burg

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THIS IS WHAT I DO TO SLUTS

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chop me in half daddy

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slute slute slute slute

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horny you say?

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bend me over and put that gun up my arse

ya ;)

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teh remi feets

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those are some nice feete

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Not as nice as yours I bet~

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no u~

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nonoononono
slute

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Stop. Put on some socks, just like Reimu did.

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Only one way to find out~

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i'm going to sit on your face

OwO

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Is this the place where I can finally "have sex"?

what the heck weeď meakes you gay??!?

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yes sir thas right

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no user

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Gay weed?

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Where do I go then?

onho quiickly unsmoke weed

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my house

smok gay weid

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stop being lewd
stpp being gay
stop being australian

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stop being a reverse australian

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no, no, and no ;))

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But doesn't the water make you gay?
And I don't smonk I am pure.

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Alright then, what are we gonna do there?

what if i was the upside down and australian were the right way up?
woah craezy
yes hello mr police man?
i would like to report a case of lewd australian

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Korea is crazy.

i think you should listen to yourself sometime

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depends.. are you straight?

>I am pure
[x] doubt

yes, bring all the police men that you can ;))

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Yes I am straight but are you fine with that?

very interesting picture

i'm fine with it. i've messed around with straight guys before
i'm assuming you're curious?

shhh

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i'd like to know why you'd have this saved lole

no reason at all

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But I am straight and only have sex with females, I can't be gay. Plus I will only come over if you are friendly and not mean.

zoom

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i'm pretty androgynous, get asked what my gender is all the time. you can pretend i'm a chick ;^) nah jk
we can smoke weed and play video games. i need more smoking buddies desu

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that's a lot of men

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You seem like the type that throws himself on guys. I will only pretend that you are a chick if I am backed up enough.
What games do you play?

they are not here to lewd they are here to hit you with sticks until you stop lewding
and jail u go to jail now

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You'd love to be hit with a certain "stick" from someone special, won't you, proxybong?~

what do you mean throw myself on guys? i don't force myself on people if that's what you mean, i'm not james charles

civ 5, garry's mod, warhammer 40k, minecraft, black ops 2.. more that i can't think of right now. but i'll play pretty much any game as long as it's not slow-paced or requires high iq strats

>hit you with sticks
oh goody ;)

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I meant like you get really friendly if you can. Do you let people fuck you while they play video games?
Not being a rapist is a good thing. Also nice picture.

Test

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lets all get high and have gay sex

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Did you know that weed can make your cum taste like weed if you smoke it enough?

Can we not get high and have straight sex instead?

ohhhh

>Do you let people fuck you while they play video games?
yes actually. i've done this a few times with some FWB lole

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Story?

Are you doing the fucking or getting fucked?

Where are they allowed to cum? Anywhere?
What should I do with my erection?

Doing the fucking ofc. Cambodian boys were made for the BMC

BMC???

Big Mutt Cock

erm, it's not really interesting
we were playing multiplayer zombies and was on a high round. he was horny but wanted to continue playing, so i deliberately died in-game, pulled his pants down n rode him while he finished the round
that's it lole

anywhere, usually inside. but only if you've been tested

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What about my cock? What is it good for fucking?

Even if the cum is thick and potent?
Inside is better than outside.

it actually does vice.com/en_uk/article/9a4a9e/hold-on-can-smoking-weed-actually-make-you-gay-weedweek2017

Lerl
Thanks lad.
>anywhere, usually inside. but only if you've been tested
Same for me tbdesu.
I dunno.

yes. i prefer inside, don't like cleaning cum up

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my bf complains about this all the time lole

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>Even if the cum is thick and potent?
Hot...
Lel. Weed taste is objectively better than >dat bitter taste

Slut

How do you feel about big cocks?
Thank youuuu, I really need to cum soon though.

You’re welcome~
NO, STAY HORNY LIKE I AM

i prefer them, and enjoy them. i'm a sizequeen when it comes to hookups and fwb. if they're below 6 inches, i dip lole

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no proof I am not pure

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Gonna be horny together user??
Think about all of this thick and potent stuff in me
Perfect, I like being big and having people appreciate them

>in me
I prefer to think of it being shot into ME

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Big shots from a big dick!

Deep inside me!

How much can you take? All of the loads??

ALL OF IT
Go several rounds~

Without fainting? Hours on end? If any of it comes out there will be problems...

I dunno tbdesu but I’m certainly eager to try!

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its like both of you faggots met in the same hardwear store before every single hammer fell on ur fucking heads killing most brain function

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[proof]
see? you aren't pure. easy ;)

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Lewd, very lewd.

Got a d*Scord? I need to sleep soon.

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Sorry no but I shall remember you Chen Chen!