H-hello Anonymous! How was your d-day today?
Good? B-bad? I turned 26 today and d-decided to cook you all a home cooked meal b-because I love you very much!
So w-why not stay a while and t-tell me about your day w-while I teach you how to cook?
H-hello Anonymous! How was your d-day today?
Cameron Morris
Kevin Diaz
No
Liam Williams
hiiiii!
i had a good day, hope you did too!
Jackson Green
I'm g-glad to hear it. What d-did you do today, sweetheart?
Gavin Reed
It was good and bad at the same time... mixing it into a repeated paradox of days.
No really, it's just mixed day.
David Rogers
it was my birthday but i had to work, just watching vinesauce on youtube and browsing Jow Forums rn drinking some rum and san pellegrino juice cocktails
Parker Smith
>How was your d-day today?
Elijah Lewis
26 on each leg
Joshua Evans
alice eternally btfo
Jonathan Wright
o looie it's one of these thrads let's enjoy it before korbo sees
Lucas Mitchell
A дaвaй oтвeтить нa мoй вoпpoc блять
Nolan Richardson
It's m-my birthday too
Thomas Thomas
i love alice, she is so cute
Benjamin Davis
Korbo korbo korbo
Caleb Thomas
why is she a baby now
Liam Scott
Uh oh, Mut ID
Blake Gonzalez
I d-do my best
Levi Stewart
happy birthday!
white russians are top :)
Ethan Lopez
Happy birthday senpai
Brayden Watson
hag
Julian Clark
LA CREATURA APARECE
Camden Hughes
Julian Campbell
How can brits follow when peelers and knives are banned?
Jacob Jones
T-they can get a license.
Alright n-now we quarter the potatoes so they boil faster
Bentley Perez
Then, w-we set aside our potatos to boil for around 30 minutes
Jaxson Sanchez
How do you feel about guys becoming more feminine than you?
Brayden Morgan
Hey record a vocaroo with the instructions i cant read english
Josiah James
guys will never be more feminine than a real women, fake feminity =/= real feminity
Bentley Bailey
If I s-saw one, maybe I'd have an opinion
John Myers
because babu
Alexander Powell
happy b-day alice how you been?
also
teach me how to cook please
Logan Howard
Silence peasant
You're seeing them
Austin Walker
That's w-what we're doing right now
Parker Thomas
Those are all girls (male). See? You can't tell the difference uwu
Cooper Perez
They d-don't seem more feminine than me t-to me
Caleb Myers
Prove it
Owen Jenkins
based
Liam Cox
She already did.
Landon Long
I d-don't feel the need to
Cooper Brooks
No salt for you
Henry Sullivan
N-now we season the steak
Carter Sanders
RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Oregano!
Alexander Thomas
RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Onion Powder!
Liam Ramirez
RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Garlic Powder!
DING DING DING
KNOCK OUT
wait what were we doing again
Joshua Bailey
F-finally, we let the poor steak rest for 30 minutes.
During this time, t-the salt will push water out of the steak and drag in the yummy seasoning we p-put on top, ensuring a well seasoned through and through steaky wakey!
Much delicious.
Michael Gomez
just fukin nuke the thing man
Jackson Richardson
While the s-steak rests, our potatoes should be about d-done boiling! L-let's finish up that mash!
First, d-drain the mashed potatoes of water like so...
Jeremiah Thomas
im more of a salt and pepper purist, but this does sound good!
Cooper Powell
T-that's an awful way to make a steak! Liable to leave bacteria in it! Ew, no!
To our d-delicious mashed potatoes, let's add a bit of butter. I'll b-be using margarine, but f-feel free to use butter at home: it tends to taste better to me.
Easton Perez
Not all steaks d-do well with salt and pepper. Try a top round or bottom round w-with just salt and pepper. It's bland as fuck.
Cameron Myers
Who was in the wrong here?
Nathaniel Barnes
shit i just realized i turned the same as you
Brandon Wright
same age*
Cooper Jackson
Yay!
N-now we add milk to thicken the potato mash and m-make it even more delicious!
Hudson Morales
thanks for the tip!
Noah Jackson
Then add a b-bit of salt, et voila! Perfect mashed potatoes!
Adam Johnson
quit sucking dicks faggot
Joseph Brown
After 30-45 minutes, l-longer if the steak is thicker, wash off your steaks and cook them to at least 120 degrees F, or as m-much as 165 degrees F.
This steak was cooked to 130, as I w-wasn't able to get a good reading with my meat thermometer
Jeremiah Nguyen
F-finally, our mixed drink! Since p-people keep complaining I like Coke and Dr Pepper!
First, the Vodka.
AHHH THE MOTHER LAND
Cameron Lopez
WELL excuse ME but I'll have to correct you on this one.
Fucking a trap is the most straightest thing a man can do and it IS NOT GAY NOT FUCKING GAY SO SHUT YOUR MUDSLIME MOUTH AND PACK OFF AHMED YOU FUCKING DIDDLE WITH 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS LIKE IT'S COMMONPLACE NOW THAT'S FUCKING GAY
Ryder Clark
>svedka
try sobieski or tito's!
Sebastian Anderson
T-then a little bit of Kalua! Spicy!
Alexander Hall
Then a d-dash of cream for t-the perfect white Russian. I c-call it a Trump!
Brody Gutierrez
Finally, a side dish! What you've all been waiting for!
Just...just cut up some water melon, it's delicious. Do it.
Liam Smith
lmao, try some bannana liquer in that mix for a tropical russian!
Isaac Russell
Hey Alice! I joined the army just got outta MEPs a couple days ago, spent today running an pulled my ham string. all in all pretty good day, havin a blast gittin back in shape aint felt this good since high school.
Evan Hill
so you are done? are you going to fuck yourself and leave the board for another 2 months? please, pretty pleaseeee do so
Logan Hill
Boдкa? Tы имeeшь в видy нaшy вoдкy.
Nathan Reed
>just got out of MEPS
fuckin' hell, not even a boot yet
Nathan Lee
Alright folks, that's a wrap!
Luis Brown
No I'll b-be back in full force next week
Dominic Brooks
Nigger
Samuel Sanders
You niggers don't deserve Alice's delicious cooking!
John Flores
Are you going to answer to my messages now
Caleb Jackson
oh, I thought you left us for good
Brayden Foster
Nani?
Papapapa pa pa paaaaa!
The full meal! I hope you enjoy!
I'll be streaming on Twitch at 9PM EDT if you w-want to join me: CeltyPlays
Otherwise, h-have a wonderful night
Brody Hernandez
N-not at all
Hudson Russell
I meant my messages brit mode disabled
Dominic Gray
have a great night!
arigato gozaimasu!
Julian Harris
I bought some frozen onions this week, good for gibsons and makes an easy way to crush them up tear free quickly
Nicholas Price
Happy birthday Alice!
Justin Sanders
same thread as on b gg op fuck off
Brayden Green
you know what i mean goddamnit
Dylan Ross
No
David Gutierrez
Crap. Good thing I don't browse this board that often anymore, between you and Pinkyshit have made this place unbearable
Eli Ortiz
"S-STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" c-combined with an inability to ignore things, huh?
Aaron Thomas
NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK GO BACK TO WHICHEVER FUCKING SHIT HOLE YOU CREPT OUT OF FUCKING FUCK OFF DIPSHIT NIGGER STICK YOUR HEAD INSIDE A FUCKING NOOSE ALREADY
Levi Foster
Who could possibly have a problem with a thread like this
are you autistic?
Juan Morales
I don't know if I am too dumb or you are too dense, but I your answer makes no sense to me at all
shut up korbo, go back to suck alice's 4 inch cock
are you a newfag?
Christian Jones
I assure you, t-the problem is between your keyboard and your chair.
Camden Lee
why do I have the same feeling about you?
Henry Sullivan
Imagine being this buttblasted over nothing fucking hell it must be hard to be your parents
Cameron White
nope.
Mason Allen
amusing, only korbo could be so delusional
then aren't you aware about this transexual and his story on this board?
Kevin Edwards
You and your discord buddies ganged up on me last time. I fucking swear it was you.
Juan Martin
She's not trans, and I've known her for longer than that screen cap.
You're just a baby.
I plead the fifth
Nathan Phillips
Damn, just realized I have a 1up ID.
Jacob Bell
he posted a picture in bikini that showed a bulge bigger than most asians
Liam Smith
You or someone from your discord had a damn hand in it. The attacks were clearly planned and kicked off right when i started impersonating alice.
Nolan Jackson
1337 id user