I can't fap Because I accidentally cut my finger really bad and I will fuck up by healing by re opening the wounds...

I can't fap Because I accidentally cut my finger really bad and I will fuck up by healing by re opening the wounds. It has been 4 days

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>fuck up by healing
*Fuck up the

Grab a peanut butter jar and go to town

I don't have any penut butter lol

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Use your other hand....

Stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner

Just use ur other hand lol

How do you not have peanut butter?

That's like an essential for any pantry

That is Haram
That can cause permanent damage

I don't like it.

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I could help you if you want.

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The closest thing I have is spicy salsa that isn't spicy enough so I always add jalapenos and even then it is still not spicy enough because jalapenos are not spicy enough

How

He means sexual favours in exchange for monetary compensation

This

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Sounds like a rip off

youtube.com/watch?v=CbtLFLsb6VY

I don't like the ending of that video

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It probably is

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Ok now this is epic

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Cats don't cry . I hate that image

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I hate (You)

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I love you

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Then will you accept my gift?

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If it is for free then yes. Gimme the succ.

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>can't fap because one finger cut
>has two hands

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Two fingers actually

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one on each hand or both on one hand?

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Just start getting experience with your other hand.

both on one hand
But I really don't want to do anything new when it comes to masturbating. It took me months to train my left hand and I don't like how my right fits around my penis

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Ok I'm going to try using my right hand, wish me luck

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have a happy ime

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It didn't work

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was it because you saw my picture?

No. It just hurts when I use my right hand

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ya ever hear of hands free cumin'?
so you're a lefty in both senses of the word? there must be a connection

yikes man, that sucks

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>ya ever hear of hands free cumin'?
Yes but idk how.
I am technically mixed dominant. Where some tasks I do better with my right had and others will my left

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go on...

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>will
With

Yes

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I just used my left hand anyways and cummed felt good

welp

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