GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

Girls please consider becoming my gf. Please provide:
>age
>height
>weight
>race
>location
>how much cuddling you can tolerate

Winner gets to be my gf and receive undivided love and affection.

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>29
>6'1"
>143lbs
>White
>Western USA
>All of it? I still have stuffed animals I cuddle all day.

18/f/Cali here ama

Be my gf instead

>20
>175cm (no bulli)
>75kg
>white/asian (depends on who you ask)
>northern norway
>an hour once a week. if you overstimulate me i will scratch

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Tall women are hot. You've already set the bar high.

>82
>4'8"
>324lbs
>all of them
>your cellar
>never enough

I have a large frame though because I run cross country and lift. Will that be a problem?

>25
>188cm
>white
>norway
>I will literally cuddle you to death with my bicep around your throat while I make you pound me in the boipussi

you are a man until otherwise is proven.

oh and I'm 400 kilos

best deal OP is going to get

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>32
>5’3”
>275lbs
>asian
>LA
>all ofit lol

Obviously

nice larp incel

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if you WERE a girl what size breasts would you want?

I require far more cuddling.

Uhh..

Not as long as it's all proportional.

No traps allowed.

Asians are sometimes cute even when they're heavy, consider yourself in the running.

>no tits on this thread

momma needs boy who has what it takes to tunnel into her mudflaps

>19
>1.72
>50 kg
>Med
>Venezuela, but i can move with you
>If you cuddle me more than 30 min i'll cum, so no much

that's me honey

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It's not. I have large thighs and a large butt with a flat stomach and chest. Thank you for considering me.

>If you cuddle me more than 30 in i'll cum
Sounds hot.

Sounds suspiciously masculine. Too bad.

no thanks

27
chad'2"
200 americas
wh*te
bama
0 cuddling

>age nigger
>height nigger
>weight nigger
>race nigger
>location nigger
>how much cuddling you can tolerate nigger
>Girls please consider becoming my gf
>girls
>r/banter
There are no girls on Jow Forums only tranny niggers. How many do you think there are user?

Damn you must not have tits. Anorexic af.

rare

Be my gf. Now.