BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Boys please consider becoming my bf. Please provide:
>age
>height
>weight
>race
>location
>how much cuddling you can tolerate

Winner gets to be my bf and receive undivided love and affection.

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>38
>5’2”
>210lbs
>white
>Firenze
>All of it lol

You're so smol

*takes a big shit in your thread*

I know OwO :3

>yes
>no
>2302.5
>91'2"
>helium, oxygen and hydrogen
>3.1415926

21
1m84
74kg
White
Baguetteland
A lot

>22
>218cm
>steel
>ascended
>n i c e
>i will crush you

Go fuck yourself. Partners hard-earned not won at a lottery.

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20
5'2
113 lb
White
Firenze
A lot

>age nigger
>height nigger
>weight nigger
>race nigger
>location nigger
>how much cuddling you can tolerate nigger

An Italian speaking sense. What sorcery is this?

The sorcery of not being a manwhore

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>age 400
>4'2
>50lbs
>loli nine tail fox spirit reincarnated via complex chakra ninjutsu accidentally performed by a japanese teenager
>in his room
>probably a lot

hi tamamo

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henlo uwu

pls no nine moons thankSS :3

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Meow

not Meow, just liked the pics

>22
>1m95
>~70kg
>races do not exist, but i'm white skined
>bretagne
>a lot

I know, meow is a pole.

yes
do we have any proof of that though

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I think so.
Anyways doesn't matter for all you know I could but meow but meow is stupider than you think because meow not plan ahead.
See, just like him?

of course. but he posts with a trip, so there is a way to know who the real meow is

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I suppose if like a few tens of people put their time into it they can crack it.
With a strong GPU you can run through loads of trips a second.

>21
>5'7
>64kg
>Mestizo with a hint of Asian
>Rice fields
>9 to the 11th power

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>19
>165 cm
>49 kg
>latino
>that is for me to know and you to find out
>pls destroy me

nsa thread

Fuuuuuuuuck you tricked me

Nope I completed you for I guide others to a treasure I cannot attain.

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Wondering if this is bait or not

found an applicant
pastebin.com/UF3svWjw

Absolutely based

>5’2”
>210lbs
flag checks out

>19
>5’10.5”
>~140lbs
>Caucasian
>Los Angeles
>I’ve cuddled a bit at sleepovers while “pretending” to be gay, I can tolerate a lot I think but I guess it depends

jump off a roof

>merely pretending

Survives like a boss

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oooooh boy mild necrobump+gaypost yes please
>18
>5'5"
>120lbs.
>white with a tan
>incredibly far from anywhere else
>unrelated but I can make my tongue look a bit like a vagina

stab yourself in the eye

lole that was fast
I'll consider but there's probably less painful ways to blind myself

Y'ALL THIRSTY AS FUCK

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20
5'11
187
my friends loose me in snow
all of it

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also bum fuck nowhere is were i reside

Good question.. lol

U want our photo and fingerprints?
So u'll get the promotion that u want, Police officer