Whats it like to have BOOBS?

whats it like to have BOOBS?

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Annoying. They get in the way. They’re heavy. I lie on them in my sleep. They’re great when you’re on top of someone when you’re having sex, though. I love having them but I hate a lot about having them.

It's like trying to be a hot woman.

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>They're heavy

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They are. Like a stone each or something.

sometimes stones are small though other times not so much so i guess if you average out the weight of all stones on earth that is pretty heavy

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h-how big are they?

horrible if you're a man
i've thought about taking a knife to them for a while

I meant 1 stone. As in the unit of measurement.

36GG (british size)

You are in the land of the free. Eat bacon shakes until you know.

haha you fucking brits measure with rocks what are you cavemen?

U wot m8. Yes, actually, we do.

cavemen

Cavewoman

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cavemen just like the huMAN race you dumb hole

It was a fucking joke chill out

It was my ass faggot

I just looked it up and apparently 1 stone is 6 FUCKING KILOS
is it difficult to function with that much weight on your chest?
do you have back pain?

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Yeah it is! I can’t run or lean forward because it makes me feel faint. I’m pretty fit, walk about 9k steps every day. And I’m not that heavy either. I always lie on my front as well.

can i FEEL them?

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Fatty

DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
you could kill someone with those.
Why haven't the feds arrested you for possession of a deadly weapon?

what to they FEEL like?

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Post them?

Hahahah yeah they’re pretty huge. I’m really lucky I have 45’ chest, 29’ waist and 45’ hips. So at least I balance out.

Soft and squidgy. Velvety skin.

Not tonight. I have done before and people seemed to like them but, no, not tonight.

I’m falling asleep bye anons.

>45’ chest, 29’ waist and 45’ hips
holy sweet jesus you are a literal giant
do you measure your height in stories?

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night

My last girlfriend's weighed each almost the weight of my head. Made for great pillows.