fact #1. i look like a girl
fact #2. i am very cute
fact #3. i am submissive
fact #4. i do not have a bf
fact #5. i have been pure for 4 years
fact #6. i am easily entertained
fact #7. as stated i am very cute
Lets look at the facts
Liam Hughes
Connor Cook
fact #8. you should kill yourself
William King
Post pics
Isaac Cooper
>pure for 4 years
that's not how it works
Jackson Martin
>i look like a girl
Landon Cox
>WOW
Tyler Diaz
Damn USA, why is it always gay shit with you?
Samuel Fisher
if u was as cute as me u would do the same dang thing
Jeremiah Miller
fact #9. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.
Henry Myers
cute
Jace Parker
>tfw otter
>tfw nobody to hold hands with
drifting away, bros
Sebastian Cruz
can you stimulate me in an intellectual way. I am horribly bored right now and I can't find anything challenging enough to satiate my need. I might become an alcoholic or something because this sucks ass and I'm tired of being bored all my life.
Matthew Morgan
kawaii desu
Isaac Allen
rip
Jackson Garcia
fact #8. you're insecure and looking for validation by trying to convince shut-ins on a mongolian throat-singing imageboard that you're a qt 10/10 androgynous twink
Matthew Reed
i am trying but my brain dont work right now sry but usually i am a brain
Hudson Wilson
kill yourself you bloody wanker
Zachary Morgan
braine
Eli Long
no i am and if i had post one second earlier my post would be before urs and ppl would believe me but i aint even gonna explain it
Samuel Watson
don't become an alcoholic don't become an alcoholic don't become an alcoholic
Jonathan Morris
you're not
Gavin Clark
are you space cowboy
Ryan Reyes
do what I want. YOU CAN'T STOP ME
I find that hard to believe
Austin Butler
start trading cryptos, you will tear out your hair before you start getting bald that way
Robert Stewart
I probably won't though
no space cowboy doesn't think he is smart
are you that one guy who was an anarcho communist and you wrote that fan fiction
Dylan Perry
no i really am and thats the only reason im ever dumb its actually a meme laboratory over here but i aint even gonna explain it
Ethan Thomas
I don't like gambling because I know I will spend all my money .
but maybe I will
Jonathan Butler
>stealing someone's selfie to roleplay as them on an Anonymous imageboard
Alexander Gutierrez
wanna be my bf cuz i look like a girl too and i am also pure no pp has ever been in my butt
Cooper Ramirez
do people actually care about purity?
If you haven't had sex in a year and have had std tests then you will be fine
Anthony Hughes
nonononono don't do it
my karl marx speech is due tomorrow and it's 3:30 AM and i haven't finished writing the paper
say something to encourage me to stop posting on Jow Forums and finish it please
Josiah Hughes
stop posting on Jow Forums and do your karl marx speech for me plz
Jaxson Martin
fact 8
my dick is 8 inches
Cameron Carter
i miss late 2017-early 2018 era gayposting
this new gayposting so cringe
Tyler Perry
ok thanks
Ayden Phillips
just get up on stage and yell CAPITALISM BAAAAAAAAAAAAD at the top of your lungs then shidd and fardd
Jeremiah Lopez
then let's hold hands, so that we may never drift apart
Dylan Barnes
>belgians
Caleb Reyes
karl marx thought that capitalism was good but communism was even better
Asher Sanchez
Proxybong and Frenchanon sitting in a tree
C-U-D-D-L-I-N-G
Jason Kelly
YOU FUCKED UP THE RHYTHM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU AHUOASGUASHUASIUASBSH ASUIBASUO
Robert Thomas
Ayden Collins
proof it
Joshua Myers
goo dnight to everybody and always remember to be sweet cause u nevrr know when u will get a bf
Luke Roberts
Sleep tight
Carter Mitchell
>cause u know u will nevrr get a bf
fixed
Liam Cruz
Cute
Daniel Nguyen
hey i said that the other day
finished the speech good night
Blake Lee
ITS NOT
Evan Hall
otters are cute
Grayson Lopez
Why not?
Ryan Thompson
ur mom cute
cause
Hudson King
*fact #8. ur a faggit
Jaxon Stewart
>i have been pure for 4 years
fact #8: You only had one first 50th Tyrone boyfriends
William Thompson
i wish i was a sea otter
Easton Cooper