ITT Monkeys Paw

Make a wish. The next person grants it but you don’t get exactly what you want.

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retarded. somebody delete this.

I WiSH FOR ROMANIAN SCHIZO SPAMMER TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK TOMORROW

he does but someone takes his place the next day.

now you make a wish

I want a sandwich.

YOU GET A SANDWICH BUT IT'S FUCKING ON FIRE AND BURNING AT 500 DEGREES CELSIUS
okay now someone else make a wish

I wish for a six foot dick

It's someone elses dick and they are butt fugging you.

I wish all of you frens good luck with your life ^-^

granted, but that luck is spent on things like gambling and drugs

i wish for le powerful orgasms

BUT YOU NEVER GET WOOMAN TO HAVE ORGASM ON
HA
I wish for mastery of Latin, Russian, and Spanish

granted, but you never encounter a situation where you need to use those languages

i wish for big sword

but it's got impurities so its first use will break it

death upon all anglos and phonepissers

I wish eco nationalism was more popular

but Jow Forums shuts down so you never get to enjoy it
but global warming destroys the planet so it was all useless

I wish for kot ID

Granted but nobody will see you get it

I wish to die

granted but you are immediately resurrected

I desire an efficiency 6 diamond pickaxe at full durability without the curse of vanishing and is placed in my inventory immediately