Arume Survival - Anniversary Edition

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You wake up with a weapon of your choice, however medieval it may be.
You're in some old, ruined, medieval European house.

08 Have fun nigger
You wake up in a ditch, covered in mud.
You have a knife and that's it.

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You sort yourself in, waking down in a tent in a forest.
You hear birds tweeting outside.

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You wake up with an assault rifle of your choice.
you're in a dimly lit room, laying on a sofa.
It appears to be the front room of a house.

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You wake up with an assault rifle of your choice.
You're laying on a beach in the sun.
Luckily, you're not sunburnt.

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You wake up falling on the floor, out of a shitty hammock you made.
You're in a forest and the hammock is broken.
You have a pistol of your choice.

"Nrrgh"
>Go find a *real* gun (rocket launcher)
>Also I wanna .600 nitro revolver

>Shortsword and shield
>Leave my house and look outside

>Wake

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>Take my trusty assault rifle and look for seagulls to shoot
>Make sure I have sun screen on as well, if not, apply it to my sensitive skin

Check the contents inside of the tent

>See if I have any newspapers nearby
>If I do, skim through them.
>Also get a fookin ARX160

im a gnigger
and i wake up

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you walk around trying to find a real gun. after some walking you find a small town. you don't see anyone around yet, but you find a gun shop. you don't know what's in the gunshop yet though.

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you get your short sword, and a wooden board which you're using as a shield and exit the house. you're in a forest and there's nothing else around, other than a small dirt road that goes from your front door to deeper into the forest. there's also some outhouses and shit.

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you wake up in an abandoned house. you're hungry and have only little food rations left. your only weapon is a small knoife.

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you take your trusty rifles and look for seagulls to shoot. there's quite a few flying around since it's a beach. also you don't have any sunscreen on you.

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you have a knoife with you as a weapon, a sleeping bag, and an empty bottle of water.

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you have your ARX160 by your side as you flip through a newspaper that you found on the coffee table. it mentions some sort of invasion going on and for citizens to stay inside. it doesn't mention who is invading though.

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you wake up in an abandoned house. you get a rifle, shotgun, or pistol of your choice. there's some food and shit inside the house as well.

>get out from the ditch and look around

Get all of that, then head forward.

>Chuck the newspaper out of the window, then make myself some YERBA MATE

>Raise my rifle to the sky and try to shoot two birds with one bullet like a champion

>Walk down the dirt road

>Break down the gunshop's door with my face
"SCREAMIN' EAGLEEEES"
>take a shotgun

>Get the good ol Double Barrel shotgun
>Take my shit and get out of the house

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You're in a forest, it's cold.
You can see a road through the trees.

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You grab the stuff and head out of the tent.
It's a nice day and you're at the edge of a field.
You can see a large arume ship hovering in the distance.
It's a good many miles away, though.

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You make some mate, but spill it all over the floor, that was the last of your yerba mate, too.
You hear an explosion go off outside, followed by shooting.

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You try to shoot at the seagulls, but miss.
Then, they all start swarming you, pecking at your skin.
More of them are flying in from the distance.

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You start walking down the dirt road when you hear a female voice shout.
Arume: "Stop right there, human scum!"
A warning shot gets fired just in front of you.

DUBS
You burst through the shop door with your face.
you're greeted with a full-stocked gun shop, complete with rocket launchers galore.
You grab a shotgun.

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You gather your stuff and step outside.
There, you see the Arume ships floating in the sky as smoke rises in the distance.
You're out the front of the house, on a road that runs through a set of fields.
It's oddly quiet.

>Grab two of them by the neck and start swinging them around like nun-chucks or summit.
>Show no mercy

''TO ARMS''
>Stabbity stab with my shortsword

>Eat the last of my food rations to fill me up
>Grab my knife and head out of the house, looking for criminals

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"wow.. how the hell did i end up here. i wonder if i'll see any moose... hey jamie pull up that video where that moose gets hit by that car."
>look to jamie and then walk to the road and see what's up

Try to hide in the forest, or trees nearby, keep walking forward.

>Grab a rocket launcher and an assload of rockets too
>Run out
"GLORY TO AMERICA, NNNNUMBNUTS"

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You grab a hold of the two most annoying seagulls pestering you.
You begin using them as nunchucks (somehow) and beat up the rest of seagulls surrounding you, snapping their necks in the process.
The remaining seagulls begin flying away in fear.

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You try to drive your shortsword into the closest Arume's face. However, she steps back and out of the range of your clumsy swing before shooting at your left kneecap.

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You eat all of your stale, disgusting fucking rations before heading out.
You spot a heavily armored, weird fucking transport full of women who look like they're up to no good

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There is no jamie.
Only mud and dirt and an angry motherfucking moose, ready to avenge his brethren.
Shouldn't have watched so much moose snuff.

You keep advancing, under the cover of the trees.
It's peaceful, but there seem to be no birds.

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You run the fuck away after acquiring some rockets and a rocket launcher.
You see an arume airship, far off in the distance.

"Damn these alien bastards will regret this."
>walk down the road

>shiet
Try to find a road, to civilization

>Run over to the truck of women
>Check if I have my police baton on me, wouldn't want to be able to harm anyone who tries to harm me
"Hey, you guys! What are you lot up to?!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Rocket jump to the Arume airship

''GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY KNEE PADS''
>Walk to her and stab her with a vertical strike

>Rip trusty seagull nun-chucks, gone but not forgotten. Still gonna use them as my weapons tho
>Now that the seagulls are gone, begin building a sand castle

Shed a single tear in my mate's name
Grab my precious rifle and head over to the window

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you walk down the road, and after some moments see an arume vehicle heading straight into your direction. it's about 50 meters away.

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you do find a road, and up ahead see an outline of a city. however you see an arume airship above the city, and some black smoke rising out of it.

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you can have a baton instead of a knoife if you'd like.
the women in the armored transport pause for a second. and then the driver rolls down the window.
"who the fuck are you?! get of here before i get mad!"

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you go to rocket jump. you jump and then shoot the ground with your rocket launcher.
you blow both of your legs off and start bleeding to death.

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the bullet hits your knee armour and it hurts like a bitch, but didn't penetrate your knee. you stab her with a vertical strike killing her, but there are two others with her and they go to shoot you. your knee also kinda hurts still, making it hard to walk.

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you begin building a sand castle. you make good progress on it, but not having sunscreen on is giving you a sunburn. you might become black if you continue.

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you grab your rifle and head over to the window.
you see a car blown up and on fire. a man is crawling out of it and is badly injured. while crawling he is firing at something with a pistol. it looks like he's firing at some anime women that are dressed in military clothes. they are quite far away though, and both of them haven't noticed you.

>if the moose charges CHO HOGAN it in the face. (kick it epicly)

>I have a baton instead of a knife now
"Hey, hold up, ladies. I was just seeing what you're up to. Now, if you've got nothing to hide, then you'd've told me by now, wouldn'tcha? So, out with it!"

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sip my monster energy
yep its sorting time
go to the city

>Go get a medium health pack

>Tear the innards from one of the gulls and rub it over every inch of my body in place of sunscreen
>Continue building the castle of sand

>Drag my crawling, wounded BRUVA into the house and try to stop him from bleeding out.
>Once he's stable, initiate contact with the ayys.
>Bitches don't know bout my sick demagogic skills

“YOUR ARROWS WONT GET THROUGH
>Slice them both,use my shield for cover while doing that

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the mofiggin moose charges you and you KICK ITS FUCKIN FACE (epic style) its not enough to kill it and it prepares another charge.

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"We are just transporting some stuff okay? Not get the fuck out of here!"

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You drive there and find dozens of Arume invading the city.
Even worse, you spilled all of your Monster energy(TM).

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You look for a health pack but only find an empty one with dicks drawn on it.

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You smear the Gull innards all over you. The testosterone boost makes you 100% white again.
Also your castle makes good progress.

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You patch the man up good enough(TM) to stop him from bleeding.
After that you try to contact the ayy lmaos.
They stop shooting.

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You fuckin RIP and TEAR these bitches up like a MAN without getting injured.

>keep walking look for more footmen buddies

>Find a full one without dicks drawn on it

>Praise the god of sand
>Don't stop until the castle is the greatest in all the realms

"Ah, transporting 'stuff', eh? What kind of stuff?"
>Look suspicious

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>try to blend into the fields so they wont notice me

"Halt! Why are you folks firing at us? We're just civilians"
>Make peace with the ayys, I don't even know what the fuck is happening

"jesus jamie, pull up how to fight moose."
>choke the moose out

You walk DOWN THE ROAD, THE ONLY ONE I EVER KNOWN, as you get covered in blood from the dead corpses you just killed, now you smell like arume.
As you walk through the thicc forest in search of civilization you suddendly hear a string go off as if an arrow was shot.
There are some animals nearby, and some weak ass trees, most likely they couldnt get the nutrients early on, idk i'm not a botanist.

You crawl to the next medkit spot, just as that happends THANOS FORNITE GRABS IT AND HEALS +1, he then notices your prescence and as an act of reverence for your soul, does a fortnite dance.

You start to make even further progress, despite the fact your creation already looks like a cool castle you go beyond, as you do, there starts to appear some algae, although not a lot, they are stuck in your base.
As that happends a crab appears, this insignificant sight of a creature, at first doesn't give a glance of danger, until you notice crabs eat algae, soon a large horde of crabs roll up as they start to march towards your sand castle, like a skirmish to a kingdom.

"We're transporting engineering stuff, alright? Sheesh, we could have finished our job minutes ago if it wasnt for your constant gibberish, now, leave us alone."
She starts to look pretty annoyed at your prescence, as there's not much you can see through the window, besides another gal trying to take some photos of the place around.

You start to use your surroundings for what could be a very dangerous fate, that could await you if somehow those arume thots find your location from that distance, although you find some cover, you quickly hear some bushes making strange noises, alas, you do not pay much attention, as the ship moves further away from the city, in the sight, you spot a box being thrown out of the ship into the massive city that is in front of you, soon, you feel like if the earth moved, for a second.

Soon the ayys start talking to each other, after a while one of them nod and look back at you
"You sure you're civilians healer? You may be a great asset for us..."
Soon the arume slowly make their way at you, pointed guns, soon the BRUDDA you saved yells at you
"CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!! THEY WILL RAPE OUR ASSES BROTHAAA!"
(idk i'm assuming you're at the entrance of a house)

The spirit of jamie appears (may he rest in peace) and pulls up youtube.com/watch?v=H0GNwjkg7ho
As that happends the creature that is charging at you, this time angery tries to tackle you down with its antlers, however in a decisive moment you BJJ the fucking deer, using the antlers to hold a grip and quickly put it down to a side, desperatly the deer tries to move its fooking legs to stand up but you quickly drop down on its neck, trying to choke the fucker.

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“What was that”
>go in the direction of the bowstring sound

>Stomp them to defend my honor and my kingdom

>CHOKE THE FUCKER OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"what was that?!"
>keep hiding

"Okay, move along, then. Have a nice day."
>Walk off and stretch, another crime avoided
>Head off down the road, whistling a tune

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"BRUVA, stay calm! If we shut them out, they might just blow us all up!"
>Head towards them.
"I'm not a healer, just a civvie! And would you PLEASE lay down your guns? Jesus fucking Christ, why are you even firing at random people?"

>As you go in the direction of the bowstring firing, you find yourself upon a group of merry men who have just shot an Arume
"Where goes ye, sir?"
>You stomp the FUCK out of some crabs, but some are left and they start eating your algae
>YOU CHOKE THE FUCK OUT OF THE DEER, HE ISN'T DOWN YET HE'S THRASHING BUT YOU GOT HIM
>You hide from the Arume. They come over to your location and look around, sometimes sweeping right by you. The rustling in the bushes grows stronger, and then a giant, demonic wolf creature jumps out of the bushes and mauls the Arume to death and consumes their corpses. It devours a couple of small shrubs, looks up after eating, and screams "DDEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHH" before running off to the box that was dropped
>You walk down the road, whistling a tune. Nothing intresting has happened... yet.
"CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR CIVVIE AAAAAAAA"

>Wake up with stiffy uh

>Keep walkin' and patrollin'
>Swing my baton around as I whistle

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>KEEP GOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"jesus.. look at the size of this thing. this thing'll tear you to shreds."

>Leave the damn door half closed while I wait for the ayys to react.
>They seem a bit slow

‘Ello sir,im looking for my unit of footmen, we have an important message to the deliver to the king”
“Maybe any of you lot have seem em? We are also looking for some dwarves with guns”

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You wake up with a half chub and a submachine gun, rifle, or melee weapon of your choice.

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As you walk, swing your baton, and whistle, you notice three large, muscular men approaching from the corner of your eyes.
They don't look friendly
>Pic related

The buck(moose?) finally succumbs to your short and stout frame. It twitches a bit, but it's out cold.

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They ayys move ever closer to the door and the guy is still flipping his shit.
"SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR JESUS CHRIST"
An ayy begins opening the cracked door, but the guy freaks and shoots the doorway as best he can from the angle he has on it. His shot misses.
"Alright scumbags, you were coming in shooting then!"
You hear from the other side of the door.

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They all stare at you for a moment, then look at each other and back at you again
"The fook you on m8?"

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"JESUS FUCK BRUVAH, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO NEGOTIATE!"
>Open the door, hoping to make them stumble as they try to enter
"DON'T FUCKING SHOOT FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU CAN TAKE THE MADMAN HERE"

>snap its antlers off with my epic joe rogan strength and continue to the road.
>walk till i find something of interest

''Listen friends,i'm not quite in the essence of mind for jokes,so please tell me if you saw my unit and the dwarves and i'll go on my way''

>Go full rampage mode on the crustaceans

>lemme get uhhhh MP9
>run around entirely naked with just the MP9 looking for things to rape

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Guy: "SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR, MATE!"
He, miraculously, pulls himself up and slams the door shut in their faces.
You hear the Arume yelp as the door smacks her in the face.
She then screams, sounding pissed.
Arume: "Fine, then, arseholes! Sick em', girls!"
You hear the Arume open fire again, the door gets shot to shit.
You can see the guy freaking out as it's torn apart.
Guy: "THE DOOR! THE FUCKING DOOR!"
He keeps screaming it.

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You go to snap its antlers off when it jerks back into consciousness.
It knocks you back and stands up, making a retarded moose noise.
Suddenly, you hear the sounds of thundering footsteps.
Shortly after, a huge herd of meese :ayylmao: come bursting out of the trees.
They're charging in your direction.
On top of that, you spot a large black wolf-like creature among them.
It screeches in an unholy voice.
Demon Doggo: "DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH!"

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Man: "Uuhhh, yeah..."
He points into the forest.
Man: "If you go down there, then left a bit, you might run into them. I think they went that way."

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You begin going full rampage mode on them, crabs and crab bits go everywhere.
Then, you see a little crab with a big ol horn, he toots it.
The sound of the crab horn of war sounds out across the ocean.
Beneath the waves on the beach, you see all sorts of crabs, lobsters, and crustaceans marching up onto the beach towards you.
there are only a couple left who're trying to eat ur algae.

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You get your MP9.
Sprinting around, unclothed, you run into a large group of Arume in a dark alley.
They immediately beat you up and take your gun, before tying you down.
Arume, in a horny voice: "Oh, we're going to have some fun today, ladies..."
There are three of them and they all start giggling.

"HOLY SHIT."
>climb on top one of the mooses to get away from the dog

''ON MY WAY''
>Go to the direction that was pointed

>Run over to the three muscular men who look like they're up to no good.
"Hey, guys, you wouldn't happen to be thinking of doing anything illegal would you?"
>Try to look as imposing as a loli can

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"God. Fucking. Damnit!"
>Chuck the DOORman at them, and take away their guns once they're laying on the floor
>The time for negotiation is over.
>It is now the time for Negotiation.

>The demon doggo locks eyes with you after you climb on top of the moose, and stares at you menacingly while hunching up it's back and readying to pounce
>You manage to get yourself lost as fuck in the forest. You hear a crunching of leaves and dripping noises behind you, as well as the horrible sounds of writhing maggots...
"Why yes we are. WE'RE GOIN LOLI GAGGIN'"
>one picks you up by the neck and throws you as hard as he can against the road, and the other two start choking you out
>You're dazed and finna boutta go unconscious
>You throw the doorman at them and force them to drop their weapons, you pick up an arume SMG and pistol in the ensuing chaos

>break out of the ropes
>engage rape mode and fuck those Arume

>slap the moose ass to make it go faster

''FLEEEEEEEEEEEEE''
>Start running away and keep looking for my unit

"Now you're gonna give me a fucking answer... Why were you shooting at him?"
>Tie them all the fuck up and drag them into the house
>It is
>THE TIME

Hi, don't mind me. Just wanted to say that I'm currently watching Milky Holmes and Kokoro-chan is fucking kawaii. Thanks for your attention.

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You struggle to no avail.
The two arume hold you down while the other rips your clothes off and fucks you.
You go rock hard and can't resist.
One of the Arume who's holding you down looks annoyed and speaks up.
Arume: "Hey, no fair Billy, save some for us!"

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You slap the moose's ass and it freaks the fuck out, falling over and throwing you to the floor.
The demon doggo bounds over to you and snarls.
Demon Doggo: "MMMMMMMMMMMMM, FLESH!"
It's about to pounce on you and tear your fucking balls off.

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You run away from the disturbing sound, looks like it's gone, for now.
You then find the dwarves.
They're all drunk and dancing around a little fire they made.

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You tie them all up and drag them into the house.
They all look terrified.
Arume, in a panicked scream: "J-just following our orders! It's her fault!"
She points over at an Arume who appears to be their leader.
It was the Arume who had the door closed on her.
Arume squad leader: "F-fuck off! I was just following MY orders!"

incredibly based and the best anime out there

>Struggle against them
"W-wait, what are you doing?!"

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>Use the POWER OF STIFFY to break out and rape the fuck out of the Arume back

"N-Not my fault!" Is no argument, not when it involves the murder of innocents.
Tell me, what were you hoping to achieve by doing this? Prestige? Conquest?
Just your next payment? How much is a life worth to you?
>Go early XX banana republic mode

''There you are,the king expects your unit by his castle until twilight,your orders are to follow me and regroup with the 45th footmen division,then proceed straight to the capital city in time for the meeting''

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you try to struggle against them, but are not strong enough since you're a loli.
"LOLI GAGGIN"
you start slipping out of consciousness but then all of a sudden you hear gun shots in the distance.
you hear one of the men say "OH SHIT NIGGA WE GOTTA RUN. BRING THE LOLI WITH US."

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you don't break out.
billy: "it's okay, we'll all have a turn." :bag
they all take turns raping you.
when they're done one of them gets her pistol out to shoot you

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the leader: "sh-shut up worm! human lives mean nothing!"
she seems scared but is trying hard to be cool

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one of the more drunked dwarves speaks up.
"FOCK THE 45TH FOOTMEN DIVISION. FOCK THE CASTLE. AND FOCK THE KING."
another one shouts "WE FIGHT FOR OURSELVES."

''THE PENALTY FOR DESERTION UNDER THE ALLIANCE OF LORDAERON IS DEATH,DON'T MAKE ME REMIND YOU OF THIS DWARF''

>Struggle
"Nooooooo! Please, I'm still a virgin!"

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"what kind of dog are you? or are you more of a wolf? you know the wolves in canada are apparently pretty big like you."
>look over at screen
"what are those jamie? canadian wolves? jesus, canada's a weird place? didn't they legalize weed?"
>look back to doggo
"have you ever done dmt?"
>try to joe rogan this fuckin dog

"Pray tell, what makes you worth more? Do you not realise, that by fostering hatred and violence like this nothing good can come from contact? Only in peace do civilisations truly prosper, while fighting will only bleed us both out."
>Tarapacalion.jpg

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>You struggle in vain as they run off and throw you in the trunk of their car before driving off
"THE FOOK DO AYE CARE MATE, LORDAERON IS A TWAT AND A RIGHT CUNT"
>the dwarves all say "AYE" in unison
"I AM THE DEMON XAAL'TZVAK FOOLISH MORTAL, I AM HERE TO BRING THE APOCALYPSE AND TO CONSUME ALL THAT LIVES. TREMBLE BEFORE ME, FOR YOUR DEATH HAS COME"
"Y-yeah? Well our civilization is constantly at war and we're on the verge of exterminating you smelly icky humans! How about that HUH"

"CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM BEEEEEEEEEEEENIS"
>break out of the ropes as she points the gun at me and rape her to death