Why is everyone so obsessed with finding a girlfriend?
The amount of people who come up to me and say "You got a bird yet"? Is so annoying.
What's the appeal of a girl anyway? She takes all your money, you never have true freedom, can't ever spend money on yourself, can't work out as much because girls want all the attention on them.
Fuck women!
I'd rather flirt with a bunch of autists on Jow Forums, at least it doesn't cost anything.
Why is everyone so obsessed with finding a girlfriend?
Benjamin Hill
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Hudson Cruz
Upgrade by getting a boyfriend
Liam Parker
you can have sex instead of workouts
Lincoln Russell
>Flirt on Jow Forums
Try it and I will rate how good you are.
Ethan Brown
Pfff, sex doesn't build muscle. Also I prefer looking at myself in the mirror while at the gym, cos I've fallen in love with myself. I don't want some smelly girl coming anywhere near my cute body and face, it belongs to me.
Hudson Barnes
maybe you should jsut get an actual bird
birds are nice
Grayson Nelson
I'll make you my bird
my giant bird
I'll mount your back and you'll fly me away yes you will my darling
Carter Davis
Did you post your tummy yesterday?
John Gonzalez
>You got a bird yet
brit slang is weird lul
Jeremiah Rogers
take me instead, I'm desperate
Zachary Garcia
most men start to wanting to has kids at some point in their lives, that's when women become useful.
Caleb Moore
Yes
Parker Moore
cuz its cool didn't you know?
we change money, listen to her whining, play - like a role-playing game (relationship), hysteria, her discontent, resentment and etc etc FOR SEX
Caleb Myers
Why are you desperate? Do you just want someone to talk to?
Samuel Davis
holy twink batman
Robert Moore
Then the relationship ends and you end up paying child support for 18 years
Cameron Perry
DYEL?
Because I'm getting too old. I need someone to hug me. Preferebly right fucking now.
Matthew Hall
Dyel?
Angel Jenkins
I send you my support fellow Russian bro, if my love means anything then please take it.
Zachary Watson
that is the most common dating ritual nowadays. hey at least you don't have to care for the little shit anymore, just through about 30% to 40% of your after-tax income at it once a month and let the woman take care of the rest; if not you can just live off the dole for the rest of your life and have the government pay for it.
Benjamin Myers
cute tummy
Juan Russell
Does anyone else think that Jow Forums has the most autistic ugly people on it? Jow Forums actually seems a lot more normal with cuter boys
Justin Brown
I asked first.
I'm not sure it does, but thank you for being sweet anyway.
Cameron Stewart
Jow Forums is like that homeless guy spends all day picking up cigarette butts from the gutter and smoking them then and there while exposing vague conspiracy theories to whoever happens to be nearby.
Grayson Morgan
I can't do much but I don't like seeing or hearing people suffer. If I could, I would give you what you desire.
Luis Lewis
>Because I'm getting too old. I need someone to hug me. Preferebly right fucking now.
dumb retard, you can't even jerk off and control yourself, including calm down
Xavier Phillips
wat
Gabriel Thompson
Does jerking off really help that much? I don't do it that often.
Sebastian Sanchez
What does that mean?
William Jones
If you are a super retard, then no
Michael Robinson
do you even lift
Bentley Perry
Wise words in pic-related
I am going to have to pray the gay away from this fucking board
Christian Mitchell
I have been living in blissful ignorance of any relationships since elementary school. It sure makes life easier.
James Cook
Yeah, do you?
Chase Young
No, but I dab on zoomers who think they do.
Alexander Turner
ohh kys
Dominic Parker
don't wanna
Jayden Edwards
If you let a woman treat you like that it's bound to be a crappy relationship, that's why you need to be a man and take command. Fuck equality.
Robert Gutierrez
no you will do it soon
your mental state will not stand
Tyler Bell
Actually its quite the opposite rn, kinda interested in things again and have something to look forward to.
Jackson Jackson
Flat chest
Carson Reyes
By the way, what region are you from?
Nathaniel Watson
How do I move to pic related?
James Ortiz
I'm fairly certain its Khabarovsk since I've lived there for a couple of months, so basically just go to china and then follow that one river where they dump all their shit north.
That one where they mine diamonds.
Joseph Evans
Thank you user!
Juan Morales
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>That one where they mine diamonds.
Oh, got it. It explains everything
Levi Parker
Actually it seems to be Norilsk
Colton Morgan
What exactly does it explain?
Could be, but that place looks exactly like the place where I used to live, though number on my house was 9.
Matthew Jackson
Potentially these commieblocks were built with similar design in several places, that's the case in Sweden anyway.
Austin Wright
>What exactly does it explain?
never mind
Justin Richardson
k, bye, don't cut off your peepee and don't dox me pls
Robert Stewart
>don't cut off your peepee
You know, I was not going to do it. again, You're mistaking me for someone else, again
Jose Myers
jump off a roof
Jordan Phillips
Who the heck are you then?
Grayson Perry
jeb
Nathaniel Price
>Why is everyone so obsessed with finding a girlfriend?
I am not really interested in females as much here anymore. They are all about that 80-20 rule. VR Waifus and Sex Bots will be a solid replacement along with the artificial womb.
>The amount of people who come up to me and say "You got a bird yet"? Is so annoying
Why are British people so weird? Do you actually fuck birds there? Is beastiality legal?
Caleb Parker
Too true even here have it. I would prefer to just fuck robots instead.
Landon Brooks
If robot is so smart, what is the point of having children at all? Might as well just replace humanity with robots, makes more sense.
Gavin Campbell
>fuck women
You see that's what they want you to do.