It's the future
Everything is going well and you're loving your new life with your robo waifu
Suddenly she says: "master, i want to see other people"
What do you do?
It's the future
Julian Ramirez
Colton Hernandez
turn her off
count to 10
turn her back on again
Evan Sanchez
Alright you can see me fuck other robo waifus
Luis Collins
She says the same thing as soon as you turn her back on
She blinks for a few moments and just says: "but master, robots aren't people"
Ethan Campbell
delete system32
Brayden Hernandez
this has activated killbot mode and she is now trying to strangle you with a used condom
Elijah James
if I was fucking a robot I would not need condoms
David Rodriguez
thats hot
Luis Rogers
you bought her used and never bothered to check out the side compartments
Kevin Wright
let her see other people
Kevin Barnes
She runs off with cyber chad
Dominic Thompson
who would buy a second hand sexrobot?
that's disgusting
Jeremiah Price
dont be cyberslutphobic
Liam Murphy
you were on hard times and your best bud gave you a big discount on it since he was about to replace it
Levi Cooper
still wouldn't buy it
if you want someone used roastie you just date a real woman you don't buy a fake one
Connor Turner
how much did it cost (adjusted for inflation)?
Jeremiah Brooks
absolutely based
Leo Cruz
nah, you went senile in your old age and needed someone desperately to share your love with
this is the future i forsee, it is inevitable
like 2 bucks
Anthony Hernandez
yeah nah
nice try nanook
Aiden Baker
i have forseen it in the elfstones
do you not trust me?
Oliver Cooper
I smash her robot circuitry in with a metal pipe then whack myself thoroughly in the head
Jonathan Johnson
install gentoo
Adrian Clark
libreboot
Zachary Nguyen
Reprogram her like a good yandere bf.