>be me >plan weekend trip with gf >gf and I breakup >still friends >go on trip (I’m in the hotel right now with her) >bring alcohol >get drunk(still drunk writing this) >talk about our feelings and shit >tl;dr we’ve been talking about how we feel a bunch, she is conflicted about how to feel about us, I still love her more than anything in the world >we’re not talking right now >she’s laying next to me just browsing insta on her phone >me still undecided about how to prepare and go forward with anything >extremely sensitive situation
So, whichever one of you that come up with a suggestion of what to do next, I will pick one
It just has to be either funny/crazy Also whoever gets dubs first I’ll do that
your relationship sounds doomed. tell her it's over. and then become a monk.
Thomas Wright
>be me >browsing Jow Forums >see a wild greentext thisismychance.pptx >screenshot >go to r/greentext >check to see if it's been posted yet >it hasn't >post it >check back hours later >mfw it got more than 400 points >mfw now I have over 3000 karma
I’m too pissed off/stubborn to let our relationship die. I’m gonna fucking do something
Gavin Torres
Nice dubs
But no suggestion, nothing to do
Jayden Bailey
Go to bed without saying anything.
Juan Allen
Roger roger, user.
She’s pissed prolly a good idea too
Aiden Campbell
Cry in her face and tell her you can't go on without her. tell her you'll turn into an alcoholic or drug addict if she leaves. or tell her you'll kill urself. Tell her she can cuck you all she wants if she stays. give her all the money in your bank account. Everytime you receive a paycheck cash it out and give her all the money. If you do any or a multiple of these things, you're guaranteed the relationship to stay. best part about it too is that it'll all be well worth it. cuz after all she's a girl and you love her. good luck op
Jonathan King
If i roll dubs fucking kill her
Cameron Mitchell
Don’t stop there!
Tell her she is you “equal” and that YOU REALLY MEAN IT TOO, because you believe in that BS.
Tell her she is just as smart as any man!
Make sure you let her know you will never, ever, beat her because you are a “good guy” and only assholes do that!
Then watch as she finds a chad that beats her and makes her his bitch. Maybe you too!
