Just shaved everything on my body and I feel like the silver surfer. I have reached levels of aerodynamics that none of you plebs could ever dream to achieve.
Landspeed record here I come.
Out of the way fags.
Just shaved everything on my body and I feel like the silver surfer...
post tummy
Fuck off, spic.
I'm supposed to say that
>It literally says out of the way fags in the OP
>Be a fag
>Still haven't left or broken the landspeed record
Mods, ban this nigger
post legs
A lot of cringe itt
Get out, fag.
Don't you EVER fucking call me a pleb, or a fag again.
This is a gay board
Only a pleb or a fag would respond to being called pleb or fag by name
Ok retard
Go back to Jow Forums
well it doesn't automatically make me either of those things
>No one here is allowed to have fun unless it's gay
Get a boyfriend.
go back to Jow Forums
I already did.
Her name is Karen.
A real one you fucking sperg
I got nobody IRL.
Well there's your problem
can you slide along the ground on your stomach like a waterslide?
Absolutely. For all intents and purposes I have become a supersonic penguin. I pledge to break the landspeed record by sliding on the ground down hill
Would you be my bf since you're a gay sperg.
Only fags shave.
Kiss me
It's hard to believe, but I've got a girlfriend
Sure.
Tell me how to get a gf.
Honestly speaking I'm not too sure.
First step is having a social life though that's for sure.
Speaking of, I'm off to the pub
I got no frens.
Does your shower have carpet now?
Does anyone know someone who you get the sense that they have a strong dislike for you, for no apparent reason?
There is this guy at work, I get on with everybody else, but when I say hello to him, he just ignores me. I honestly don't care, but why are some people like this? I've never once seen him smile, but he talks to everyone else but not me. I'm really laid back, but I've heard that this guy is a strict catholic. He looks at me like I'm a piece of dirt sometimes.
Sometimes I get paranoid that he's a computer hacker or something and knows about my gay posting lol. Tbh he looks like the sort of guy who browses Jow Forums
I am that guy.
I like everyone at work except this one prick. Just can't stand him as a person. Luckily it's contract work so I never need to see him, but the situation is kind of similar.
Nobody has to like anybody, so why should he like you?
le plebs itt
>OH YE VILE BEINGS, RETURN TO WHENCE YE CAME!
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