If u post in this thread and your dick is smoler then 15 cm then you have to suck my dick

if u post in this thread and your dick is smoler then 15 cm then you have to suck my dick

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heh. it seems there are a lot of anons in bant with smoler then 15 cm dick i guess

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i've won at this "game"

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mmm vegables

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hmph i bet u are lying. let me check ur pants
veggies. i like cucumbers

>tfw exactly 15 cm
i cant please black women but hey at least i don't need to suck ritsu

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jokes on you, I will win in every outcome

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Don't use that Cookie* image again.

hmph... thats mean. i want u to get the succ tho
dont be smug to me! i can win in a game where u are supposed to lose! then i will always be the winner. heh 200 iq
but its just a image

both outcomes seem not that bad

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I'm exactly 16cm so I'm not gonna complain lole

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can I still have a taste tho? haha

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outcome this outcome that. i just wanna win over you oke!
i wanna DOM some anons

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rape is bad
mhm sure =w=

you can always powerbottom LOLE

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IM NOT A POWERBOTTOM! i either wanna be a cute bottom or a hot top

Pervy smol bepis ritsu

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>powerbottom
>DOM
are these lewd terms?

Btw non-ritsu norwegian user, are you the guy who i was supposed to adopt along with ritsu?

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>pervy
thats super wrong pervy spain

okey, you won

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Pervy pervy pervy

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these are lewd terms i think.
heh thankyu !

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i know u wanna succ mai peepee perv

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ritsu the cute powerbottom!

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Why do I think that guy is a girl?

Sssshhh! wrong! pervy...

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yes! are you ready to adopt?

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>just a image
It's a special image thank you very much.

blacked shitsu

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I hate sucking dicks, so no

heh im a strong powerbottom.
oke. im gonna be quiet
oh im sorry then. i wil remember to not post it again hopegully

ritsu this user is your new adoptive brother and i'm your adoptive father. thats a fact. you can't deny facts.

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so you ARE a powerbottom!
CUTE!!

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18cm
so you succ myne right
lol

... why
welp i cant force or it will be rape. so u better consent soon
your my new father!? awee thankyu for having me
heh of course im big and stronk

Adopt him, is a good boye, cute and hot powerbottom

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no there was no such rule dummy.

stop using 2hu pics for you faggot shit

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I wanna share bedrooms with ritsu!!

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but i want a room of my own...

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25cm
does that mean I get pp touch from smol bepis bois

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>25
how is it that so many boys have so big peepees. also no i never stated any rule that i would suck u off because u have a bigger peepee then me or anything like that.

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you measure from the base, not from the buttcheek

so now that you rightfully won, can a get a hug?

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We are rich and we live in a mansion; there is plenty of room! I shall live in the shack in the garden as I am humble. pls take care of the house.

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u want a hug? sure i can give you a hug!
*hugs u* =w=

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Do not use 2hu to gaypost

Holy shit this thread is so fucking cringe.
All you faggots better go back to

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GROUP HUG

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cool! i can be SUPER MASCULINE MEIDO
meh
>be virgin
>shoots himself
oke

woah we are like three super mega gay Norwegians! oh well im half tho. but i hope that is okey.

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worth it

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All fags get their aids one day

You clearly didn’t know how that day went down.

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>or anything like that
I hear a smol pp boi who has a fetish for big beppers slapping him in the face or pressed against his.
Duh. There's also the eyeball method. Stand up and position your cock so that it runs along your leg and place your hand at the tip then remove your cock from your leg and now you have good size comparison.
If your cock isn't at least half the length of your thigh from the point of connection with the base of your pp you're a smol bepis boi.

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yay
no look at this stat and guess which demopghrapic i belong to highly unlikely
hmm from what i know he just went around and shot people and when the police closed on him he shot himself. though im no expert on him of course

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>You clearly didn’t know how that day went down.
he failed almost every goal of his little retarded manifesto, thats what happaned

n-no but im a powerbottom. im stronk. some other bottom might have liked it

wii brungu greato dishonna on owur nashion!

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im sorry im this half caste. im dishonering our family our honor our ætt

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I didn’t shoot myself, I crashed into a truck.
It caused good memes and seething thots though.

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Powerbottom? Tell me more Ritsu. You like taking control and riding the bois big beeper or do you like being underneath him?

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i doubt that is what elliot would want. i feel that he regreted his life decicion

im stronk and dominant boy. men bow down to me while i wear lingerine

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My bf has a smol penis.

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W-wearing lingerie is a little g-gay there Ritsu....

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thats cute!
w-wut.. but its kinda hot ngl. do u like it?

aaaaa R-ritsu I like cute bois wearing lingerie b-but I don't let them d-dominate me

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well im actually kinda weak and shy. so most likely the top will lead/ guide me

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do you prefer to be protecced or beat up, cus i just offered to beat up a british guy and he loved it.

asking for a friend.

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i want to be protected. i want someone to protect me and hold me close to him

well you're talking to the wrong guy because i'm a fighter not a lover. hope you find a strong cutie to do that for you!

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I will protec the Ritsu and his smol boi frame because imma stronk boi with a big bepis so you get to win on both fronts.

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woah scary... but u wanna beat up someone close to you? i dont get it

thanks so much normie

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Smol bois and nice bois deserve to be protec.
Why don't you lift to because a stronk boi too?

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*whispers* hush ritsu, i'm trying to act cool and edgy in front of the people in this thread when in reality i'm a softie. dont tell anyone okay?

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im not really interested in being strong. even if i was strong physically i would be weak mentally. which is a bad combo i think

*whisphers*
i wont :3 trust me

OMG are you a fellow martial autist who trains to protecc people? i'm honored to meet you!

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I am not really a fighter, but my family has cossack(like a warrior caste of russia\ukraine) roots and I have a cossack whip. Does this count?

I think you're plenty strong mentally. You've been here for so long and you're still so nice. It takes a strong person to return to a place that hurts him and still see everything so positively.
YES I'm a resident s/k/elrator who is obsessed with daca and I train with shinies.
I live to protec teh qt's.
I'm honored to meet you as well not-Ritsu.

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Bloated face, lazy eyes and bad skin
You'll die alone and no one will remember you

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heh.. thanks i guess

OOF that sounds badass. my ancestors were only some weirdos on skiis that chased reindeer around the tundras and yelled. I wish i had some cool warrior heritage to be proud of!

Of course it counts, you can be in our superhero team now!

you're kewl

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my Norwegian senpai were just farmers and the same with my flip senpai. tho my flip family said there was a wizard in our family. so im related to a wizard lole

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yay, Ritsu-protecting superteam!

f a m turns into senpai.i mean to say f a m

No u!
K bai frens I'm off to shit up some threads that deserve it.

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see u friend!

I had wizards in my family too but they we're of the satanic kind and i think those we're the same demons that cursed my dads side of the family with autism, which is how i got it.

bye friend!

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it takes some magic to be so ghey(and charming). Makes sense

woah scary not the same type of wizard! my Norwegian family side have lots of vardoger and i have experienced it myself. lole my dad think our family is clairvoyant.
im not gae! im super straight =w=

>cursed with autism by satan
Damn, scandinavians are weird sometimes

>clairvoyant
Wtf are you sure you are not samisk too?

its a cursed land!

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and what was your experience with the vardoger? i like spooky stories before bedtime!

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no my Norwegian family arent sami lole. but they believe in clairvoyance stuff. tho my flip familiy believe in animism which is much cooler desu

the thing is i saw a tall shadowy humanoid. apperantly my dad, uncle grandpa grandmpa etc have seen it too when they were my age. which is weird