Novel Nukem - Second Edition

It’s been a long time coming and much has happened on Jow Forums since the first release.

So here you all go! Just like last time the price ain’t some (You), it’s an explosion!

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And here we are!
Huge thank you to Principal skinner, the bant snooper, Regin, Jinzo, Bumstead, Futuresightfag, and CockEyes for all your contributions!

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nice trips

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It's time to chew ass.

can you see this comment

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he did it!!

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Based. Took long enough but it was worth it.

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Kot ID get!

Oh and a big thank you to Sataniafag for the AVGN review!
Very based
How absolutely magnificent!
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK
Very based!

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has it been a year since the first kot id spam already
boy how time flies when you're bored

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woo ID.

Mfw
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7301539/#7301755

Hell of a good read, GG OP.

kot id

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great paper simply wonderful, it's really good quality. Dang I've missed alot on bant.

Gotta keep people updated and informed on stuff that isn’t drama nowadays.
kot
Indeed it has, what a turbulent ride we’ve had.
Good prediction indeed
Thank you fellow patriot, very cool

well-deserved trips

You are the only based namefag.
thank you.

A lot really has happened in the past 2 months.
Thank you, fellow patriot! I wasn’t intending to get trips with my post but I suppose it happened

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(you) payment

I don’t usually use my name or trip except in cases like these. No sense in namefagging when its not necessary.
>Oman

Nice 9s for another masterpiece!

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and here's a tip!

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Where am I in all this?

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Dead

very entertaining read friend! Took a hell of a long time but it was more than worth it in the end! The CockEyes article was my favorite.

I had written an article about May 23rd and the second day of retribution but we spent too long making it and decided on removing the article instead of rewriting it all and delaying further.
Based Jinzo, thanks again for the comic!

thank god i'm not in it.

(OP)
thank god i'm not in it. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Here’s the scrapped article with the image intended to accompany it if you’re interested at all Elliot Rodger poster May 23rd is fast approaching
Elliot Rodger promises to eliminate all gayposters, thots, and Romanians
While posting images of the Supreme Gentleman has happened since Jow Forums’s creation, only recently has one poster decided to start avatarfagging as the most supreme gentleman to ever exist: Elliot Rodger. Starting off as a fairly tame poster trying to get an anime gf, he quickly became an anti-gayposter after multiple rejections. Whether or not this is out of resentment or if it’s something he’s planned is still unknown to most of us Jow Forumsdits.
Before his first death, Elliot Rodger committed his first and only atrocity on May 23rd, 2014 and deemed it the day of retribution. Seeking to keep this trend going, the avatarfag has claimed that all gayposters, thots, and Romanians on Jow Forums will be killed in the Second Day of Retribution coming up next month. Many of us have been left wondering about what he has planned and if he will kill himself yet again after it, though chances are he will continue posting after the Second Day.

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That’s cool.

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based, thanks for the sweet papes

Holy fuck I almost forgot about that review.
Cheers to a new edition of the Novel Nukem!

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*when you're retarded

Wow, what an interesting read

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You forgot my daily in all of this but I'm not as important as other poster to be honest.

I think Bumstead replaced your role.

Ah sang, alright than. I'll keep posting daily regardless. I stop getting that Denmark spamming archives of lewd posts anymore

Thanks Herb
We try not to have a “poster of the week” but if you’d like to submit an advertisement or an idea the email I’m using for this project is always open.
I try to check it every day so as to try and be as responsive as possible, but sometimes stuff comes up and I’m not able to reply for a couple days.

Ah no thanks, I'm too lazy for these stuff

Checked

We typically write all the articles and advertisements based on ideas or images submitted, so there’s no need to worry on that front if you’re worried about writing a bunch of stuff.
I won’t push it though, apologies if the paper disappointed in any way.

Ah, I just thought I have to read a bunch of stuff which I'm not very good at. Sure I'll put up an advertisement

>namefag drama

Nevermind this, I understand now.

also yes

cringe

>italian flag

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nice trips and nice post man
I just love the novel nukem

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cringe

FaGG

There’ve only been two editions released so far but I suppose having some newspaper is absolutely better than none.
Thanks Italianon!

absolutely based, take your 6 (You)'s

(You)s are much appreciated but the price is an explosion my friend!

I'll cover him

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sorry I forgot

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Based NCP with a based
You’re not alone, explosions are in low supply these days

>with a based
A based filename

based and redpilled

test

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Baste thread

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Based KNOW ID
Baked and breadpilled

>no Jow Forumscraft
UWEEEEEEEEEE

There was already an article about Jow Forumscraft in the previous edition though, my friend.

Goodness gracious, have all of them!
>KNOW id
What is the name of that game?

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You can get an advertisement spot in the next issue if you send a mail to the address on the last page.

too lazy to read...

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