Tfw no Lewd gf

>tfw no Lewd gf

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lol imagine if your girlfriend cockslapped you in the fAce in the mornings xd

His dick is skinny and not good

Imagine.

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Still longer than 95% of Jow Forums

It’s longer than mine but my pp has a better aesthetic

How so?

I want to see it

>gf
>has a dick
Fuck off pooftah

It’s thicker and it looks nicer
Nononono

>no gf
Maybe a femboi will love me.

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downvoted

So half an inch thicker but two inches shorter?
Its probably still smaller in terms of mass

Just give me your discord i won't tell anyone

Whata the problem?

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It is smaller but it looks nicer
No you

You want me to give mine?

Yea

smol brown pp

Okay hit me up @ Kuroko#1453

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Korbo korbo korbo

>1453
Nice

Shut up you heartless emo
Best ID

long

NICE
How many friend requests do you think you'll get?

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1 to 2 people are too repulsed by my apparent figure to send requests

looks thin though

long

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spaghett
whats the perfect dick aesthetic in your opinion?

youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c

long

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gay retard

long borg

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Smol

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Spaign confirmed gay

LONG

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Post proof

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long...

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Smol, thin bepsi bepis
Your boyfriend must be so happy with you

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long long long long long

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BOTH OF YA ARE FAGGOTS

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Korbo Korbo Korbo

long?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

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>long

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Smoll

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I'm not telling you guys's because I'm not gay

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ˢᵐᵒᶫᶫ
smoll

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B I G
I
G

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Okay, Mr.E.T dick

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>mine is nicer
>too long
>my microdick is better
you niggers are so full of shit

long

sizequeen

Post proof.

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long

prove what exactly?
exactly

That it's size queen

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dick too long
proxybong wants it
"it" is a sizequeen

But he's engaged, I doubt he'd cheat...

>slag
>I doubt he'd cheat...
cmon now

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How are you and your bf doing?~

Im pretty close to shitposting with my dickpic and its all your fault
Long

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pls no

Don't you dare post it!

youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

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Smol

Why
drink a monster or I will catch you
no u

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DONUT POST IT YOU GAY SPANIARD

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Stop being gay.

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i hab no monster
only milk, orange juice and tea

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I am smoll.

4.7 girth

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this

i don't want to fap now, pls spare me

Show me tribute then
Offer up a sacrifice
I could go for some milk right now, sometimes I just chug half a carton randomly
yum
Do you like being smoll?
Can you actually fap from start to end to a single dickpic?

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No, I want to be big.
Im long but smol

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actually I do it without porn most of the time

>Show me tribute
What do you want?

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milk is pretty tasty

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So just like OP gif?
Or shorter
I appreciate your dedication to mindfapping
The sound of a cat's footfall
The beard of a woman
The roots of a mountain
The sinews of a bear
The breath of a fish
The spittle of a bird

Or alternatively the soul of your firstborn (or mpreg Giorno)
long milk

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FORGIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE GIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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h-hote...

>he actually googled it
>it will forever stay in google's archives and they will deliver targeted mpreg ads to him
who am I quoting?

I accept your offering

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i'm just a narcisist

That user has a 10 incher.
Im a smol 6 incher

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Good now I kms

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Thats not even close to 10 tho
Probably 7'5-8", it just looks longer because its so thin fren
Dont worry about your pp
But you are going to mpreg giorno hell now
If I were you I wouldnt look forward to dying
So you fap to yourself?
huh

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h

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>you are going to mpreg giorno hell now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm going to bed

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I hate you

Not really(maybe a little), just concetrating on pleasing myself rather than watching porn.
sweet dreams, about mpreg.

...

y?