>tfw no Lewd gf
Tfw no Lewd gf
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lol imagine if your girlfriend cockslapped you in the fAce in the mornings xd
His dick is skinny and not good
Imagine.
Still longer than 95% of Jow Forums
It’s longer than mine but my pp has a better aesthetic
How so?
I want to see it
>gf
>has a dick
Fuck off pooftah
It’s thicker and it looks nicer
Nononono
>no gf
Maybe a femboi will love me.
downvoted
So half an inch thicker but two inches shorter?
Its probably still smaller in terms of mass
Just give me your discord i won't tell anyone
Whata the problem?
It is smaller but it looks nicer
No you
You want me to give mine?
Yea
smol brown pp
Okay hit me up @ Kuroko#1453
Korbo korbo korbo
>1453
Nice
Shut up you heartless emo
Best ID
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NICE
How many friend requests do you think you'll get?
1 to 2 people are too repulsed by my apparent figure to send requests
looks thin though
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spaghett
whats the perfect dick aesthetic in your opinion?
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gay retard
long borg
Smol
Spaign confirmed gay
LONG
Post proof
long...
Smol, thin bepsi bepis
Your boyfriend must be so happy with you
long long long long long
BOTH OF YA ARE FAGGOTS
Korbo Korbo Korbo
long?
Wouldn't you like to know?
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youtube.com
>long
Smoll
I'm not telling you guys's because I'm not gay
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smoll
B I G
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Okay, Mr.E.T dick
>mine is nicer
>too long
>my microdick is better
you niggers are so full of shit
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sizequeen
Post proof.
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prove what exactly?
exactly
That it's size queen
dick too long
proxybong wants it
"it" is a sizequeen
But he's engaged, I doubt he'd cheat...
>slag
>I doubt he'd cheat...
cmon now
How are you and your bf doing?~
Im pretty close to shitposting with my dickpic and its all your fault
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pls no
Don't you dare post it!
Smol
Why
drink a monster or I will catch you
no u
DONUT POST IT YOU GAY SPANIARD
Stop being gay.
i hab no monster
only milk, orange juice and tea
I am smoll.
4.7 girth
this
i don't want to fap now, pls spare me
Show me tribute then
Offer up a sacrifice
I could go for some milk right now, sometimes I just chug half a carton randomly
yum
Do you like being smoll?
Can you actually fap from start to end to a single dickpic?
No, I want to be big.
Im long but smol
actually I do it without porn most of the time
>Show me tribute
What do you want?
milk is pretty tasty
So just like OP gif?
Or shorter
I appreciate your dedication to mindfapping
The sound of a cat's footfall
The beard of a woman
The roots of a mountain
The sinews of a bear
The breath of a fish
The spittle of a bird
Or alternatively the soul of your firstborn (or mpreg Giorno)
long milk
FORGIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE GIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
h-hote...
>he actually googled it
>it will forever stay in google's archives and they will deliver targeted mpreg ads to him
who am I quoting?
I accept your offering
i'm just a narcisist
That user has a 10 incher.
Im a smol 6 incher
Good now I kms
Thats not even close to 10 tho
Probably 7'5-8", it just looks longer because its so thin fren
Dont worry about your pp
But you are going to mpreg giorno hell now
If I were you I wouldnt look forward to dying
So you fap to yourself?
huh
h
>you are going to mpreg giorno hell now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm going to bed
I hate you
Not really(maybe a little), just concetrating on pleasing myself rather than watching porn.
sweet dreams, about mpreg.
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